Kuai Dao He: Jin Yiwei is indeed a wonderful flower in the bad film industry!

Jessika 2022-04-20 09:02:28

After watching "Three Guns", I think, this is probably the worst film I have ever seen in my life.
However, after watching "Jin Yiwei", I knew I was wrong.

Some domestic films have been adhering to the spirit of one after another, with the tenet of "no worst, only worse", continue to persevere with big scenes and great investment, and continue to hold Chinese bad films in a stable state comparable to Chinese football. The legend of the world, strong tenacity, admirable.

In fact, it doesn't matter whether the film is bad or not, what matters is the attitude. When making a movie, no one will tell you how tiring the horses in the movie are! Can't you take good pictures of these horses?

Doubt 1: The storage of the jade seal makes no sense
. Looking at the video, the jade seal is very NB. Once it is stamped, the army of the neighboring country can enter the city. Then this thing, getting some money from the central bank, isn't it like playing?
This thing is much more important than our bank card, without a password, its equivalent is about the equivalent of Obama's nuclear lockbox, right?
But the screenwriter didn't see it that way. Taifu found a bedside table, pulled it, and put it inside. The wife, children, nurses, and nurses all know about this: "Yuxi is in our house!"
In order to be afraid of forgetting, the father said to his 3-year-old son: "Son! If your father forgets, just remind him. Now, the jade seal is on the bedside table."
What a crab.

Doubt 2: The prince rebelled against 10,000 soldiers
in the most brutal Ming Dynasty in the history of the Ming Dynasty. For such a big crime as the prince rebelled, he only broke his leg (execution), and after breaking his leg, he could resume his old business. It was really perseverance.
The prince rebelled and gathered 10,000 elite soldiers. It was really fierce. There were also 300 musket teams. It was amazing. If this army starts from the Tianjin border and is lucky enough not to encounter the patrol team, it is estimated that it will be able to reach Langfang.
What's even more amazing is that the ten thousand soldiers did not see any movement, so they sent a "Tuotuo" to escape all the way. After the removal, the prince surrendered, and then shed a few tears.
Magic.

Doubt 3: As soon as the clothes are taken off and put on, the enemy will be knocked out
Detachment is actually a metaphor. As soon as the beautiful woman takes off her clothes, the hero falls down; as soon as the beautiful woman wears it, the hero can't stand up again.
In the end, as soon as the beauty took off her clothes, she fell down with the hero. (The hero will also play resurrection)

Doubt 4: The kitchen knife of the special forces,
Jin Yiwei, is equivalent to the agent of the National Security Bureau. Agent operations are based on the principles of concealment, speed, and effectiveness, so there is a Swiss Army Knife, which can be used for multiple purposes.
However, Jin Yiwei did the exact opposite. He carried a large weapon box with all kinds of knives in it, as if he had opened a kitchen, with bone cutters, meat cutters, and kitchen knives.
Therefore, there may be the following scenes before Qinglong kills:
——Which one did you commit?
——Well, the compatriots cannibalize each other, use the No. 5 knife.
— No, it was collusion with foreign enemies, No. 3.
——Oh, there is also a plan to send early, use No. 2 and No. 3 together.
It is really a fine division of labor, comparable to the master chef who cuts pork first in Carrefour.

Doubt 5: The Jumping Thinking of Desert Judges
First of all, what is a judge? After a long time, I didn't understand what the relationship between showing abs and the judge had to do, maybe it hasn't happened yet?
Secondly, the judge's thief is also quite nonsensical. Robbing a batch of gold and sending him to his death before he can spend it, is like the company's major shareholder saying that I want to withdraw shares before the stock is listed, which is incredible. Such people are not robbers at all, they can only be "the thief also has the way, the gods and the gods".
Besides, if you are looking for someone to fight, you don’t need to drag a few more. All the brothers and sisters retreat and go alone. Let’s take a look at the secret of Chen Haonan’s success. It’s righteous enough, ruthless enough, and there are enough people!

Doubt 6: Oolong Yanmen Pass, the desert scenery needs Yugong to move mountains
. Thanks to Baidu Encyclopedia, Yanmen Pass is about 40 miles northwest of Dai County, Shaanxi, also known as "Xixing Pass". "The world's nine fortresses are headed by Yanmen." Xiongguan is close to the mountains, and stands high on the mountain. East and West wings, rolling hills. Ridge Great Wall, its potential winding.
Director Lee, even if you haven't been to the mainland, don't make up such a scenic spot and go to the film and television city in Gansu.

Take a sip.

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