Copywriting Planning: Kwong Wenwei
Performer: See the specific program sub-tab
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Opening: basic knowledge of Jinyiwei Literacy
Copywriter : Kwong Man Wai
Performer: Unknown Since I was a
child , I felt that the word Jinyiwei was as mysterious as the mask of a night dress, but I didn't know what Jinyiwei was doing. What. Li Rengang did a long section of Jinyiwei Encyclopedia literacy and popularization knowledge for everyone. I tried my best to cooperate with the gloomy and heavy atmosphere. I really wanted to be serious, but Luo Jiaying would not let it. Looking at Luo Jiaying, the eunuch has the charm, but I always feel that his two thin lips will pop out two words at any time: Wukong...
Related programs: "Painted Skin" and several ghost films - these are all from Kuang Wenwei Hands
Program 2: Uninjured Throat Severing Knife
Performer : White Tiger
A few days ago, I was waiting for the bus at the bus stop, and a little boy, at most ten years old, beat gongs and drums for a while, and then began to use an iron rod as thick as a pinky finger. Hey hey he tightly strangled his neck three times, then he held a broken bowl and started begging. I was so terrified that I didn't know how he would take it off later, so when the white tiger cut off the chain with a knife, my first reaction was Thinking of that little boy, who came out to mingle, he had to have one or two tricks to keep people down, but how could the chain be broken by the white tiger's slashing down without it hurting himself? What kind of inner strength is this? The right amount of intensity.
Related programs: At the beginning of "Farewell My Concubine", in order to save the scene, Xiao Shishi shouted "Fuck you, uncle", picked up the brick and patted his head.
Program 3: Teleportation striptease
Performer : Take off
I don't know what Miss Tuotuo thinks about her name. In short, I heard Prince Qing look into the distance seriously and say, "Tuotuo." Did you know that there is a magic trick in "Star Trek", that is, people squat down, and then BIU~ disappears, and there is an aperture. But Tuotuo doesn't need to squat or BIU, she can start teleportation in a small area with the ethereal and ethereal singing voice. Speaking of which, she is more like the good sisters of the intelligence agent with zero hair: they are all dressed like flowers and jade, and then start Turning around the enemy, only Liu Yida, the unsatisfactory one, vomited himself first, while Tuotuo girl was able to take off at the same time. But sometimes there are too many bells and whistles, and it is extremely easy to be killed in seconds. You can see that Qinglong's knife was not red hot, and it was destroyed by taking off the girl's clothes with a single wave. This is a one-man show. Now, there is no small stone to save her, so she can only continue to play - Tuotuo girl has breasts, although it is smaller than the mantou of the golden armor, although there is no dazzling teeth of Qiao Hua, although Qinglong is unmoved, but we still noticed. But where there are classes, there will be struggles: the princesses of Taiping all make prophecies—big bosoms and no brains. Indeed, Yuxi is not on Qinglong, why are you chasing him, and in the end, it creates the illusion of sacrificing love and hugs him and hangs up.
Related programs: "The Great Inner Detective Zero Zero Hair" that night when the dark winds and high events came to fruition.
"Star Trek" with Aperture BIU~ that squat
show 4: Mature woman pretends to be deaf and dumb and laughs to strange mistresses
Performer : Qiao Hua
Qiao Hua is the daughter of a big-name escort agency. Although she is not light in age, she is still beautiful. She can sew clothes and fight, and her eyes are naturally superior. She stays at home all day and fantasizes about the appearance of a real person. It's like the other party repeated: I look forward to the appearance of a truly righteous person on the rivers and lakes... It just doesn't have the flavor of Fairy Zixia's fantasy of colorful and auspicious clouds. Since Zhao Wei had enough of her little yellow teeth in Huanzhu Erli Show, her teeth have become whiter and brighter. Even the rough makeup of "Jin Yiwei" can't cover up Qiao Hua's snow-white teeth. When Qiao Hua grinned, Uncle Yang's teeth were dazzled by Bai Huahua's teeth. Sometimes I blame Shu Shu for not having to take Lolita's mouth so I say: Qiao Xiaohua, if you can't get married, just follow Uncle Yang, Qiao Hua just laughs and laughs - this trick is probably the most popular among girls who are chased by young men. Experience, play dumb. Also: in high school, the thing that I was most sorry for my class teacher and history teacher was that my history grades were too poor, because they were the same person. So I don't know if the term "Uncle Yang" existed in the Ming Dynasty.
Related programs: No spoilers for the part of Maggie Q in "New York, I Love You".
Program 5: Bone machine gun and slap fight
Performers: Western cowboy-style Jin Yi Qinglong and Caribbean pirate-style robbers
actually prefer Pang Yong in "Painted Skin" - there is an advertising slogan: Uninhibited with infatuation, no regrets, slutty Loyalty among them. Probably in order to take care of the special status of Jin Yiwei, Qinglong has to take care of it more, and then he looks restrained. It looks like a mustache that is not carefully pasted, and a small wavy curly hair seems to be tied with a ribbon, and a long trench coat is poor. The riding boots with stars on the heels came with it, which gave me the illusion of watching an American Western. When the first batch of thieves came on stage, my attention was completely on the scarf on the head and neck of the thief. It was a popular style last year: it was usually made of tulle, and the color was usually soft, such as gray and blue. Lavender, and the way to wear it is not a traditional single, but a combination of several different colors. The eyebrows are like Xiaoxin's eyes, like Akagi Goken's robber head. Not only is the style of clothing special, but he also knows how to attract people through various movements of the eyes and eyebrows.
Of course, they are all just small scenes. The climax is the appearance of the desert judge. Whenever I pass by various bus stops, I sigh at the billboard: Wu Zun is really handsome. But when I saw his pirate outfit - if the previous gangster had a Caribbean flair, the judge was like a Caribbean pirate, but maybe the Caribbean is rough and the weather is changing, so Johnny Depp can't Dressed like the judge who shows off the navel, and the fact that Qinglong has already shown off his chest muscles, the judge can only show his abs in a curve to save the country-if you can see where his abs are. Listening to the judge's efforts to articulate his words to cover up the Hong Kong and Taiwan accents clearly, I remembered that when Leehom Wang played Thunderbolt in the early days, he worked very hard, really hard.
Related shows: The Pirates of the Caribbean series, and various American Westerns with long, curly-haired protagonists.
Program 6: The classic reappearance of guerrilla warfare
Performers: All colleagues of the Justice Escort Bureau,
don't tell me you don't think the game where the dart head leads everyone to throw big rocks is not like a guerrilla assault, even if the enemy has foreign guns and cannons, even if we wait for the company No millet rifle. So full of the wisdom and wisdom of the working people, so reflecting the stupidity and ignorance of the enemy. It may also reflect that Mr. Li Rengang felt that the audience's eyes were not good, so he made dozens of big rocks that looked like foam at first glance and rolled around.
Related programs: "Tunnel Warfare" and "Mine Warfare" combined.
Program 7: Lady, come out to see the fireworks
Performers: All
As long as I think of youth and fairy tales, an idea pops into my mind: look at the moon. This stemmed from a child who once said to me very seriously: "Let's watch the Christmas moon together, shall we?" I asked in an unpleasant manner how to see it - the person who said this is 108,000 miles away from me , the other party answered naturally: You watch it with you, I watch it with me... I felt terrible in an instant - I have passed the age of watching the moon together. But don't forget one thing: Li Rengang actually has a fairy tale plot, as evidenced by "Xingyue Fairy Tale". Keep this in mind as you don't forget about class struggle, so you can convince yourself why the fireworks show is happening.
Related programs: The seaside fireworks of "Sleepwalking in Hawaii", as well as a wave of Taiwan's small freshness represented by it.
Epilogue: Little fan meets big idol
Performer: I am a little fan and he is a big idol
I am a little fan, not young. After watching the screening that night, I walked with the crowd and looked at the exit of the studio. Various media held microphones and machines to surround the invisible bigwigs. In fact, this campaign has probably long been related to "Jin Yiwei". It doesn't matter. Thinking like this, I suddenly raised my head and passed many people, and I found a familiar face - he was a short middle-aged man with gray hair, he was the annoying summer in "The Cross-Striped Knife Splitting the Twisted Firewood" Uncle, he is the man behind countless movies, he is Wen Jun - but I immediately felt that I was wrong, because at this time, the big shots are all under the flash. I am really excited and excited. He is neither handsome nor tall nor strong, but I think there is a powerful aura behind him. This aura is called: Hong Kong Films. It is also a Hong Kong film that I often talk about - it is considered to be a fan of Hong Kong films, but I always feel that the research is not deep enough, and it is not even research. However, if I like it, I like it, and I don't expect to be a college student like Wei Junzi. I just want to be a little movie fan, just fine.
Finish work.
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