The self-obscenity of a good piece of ragged clothes

Conrad 2022-12-09 18:10:30

The trailer made me very excited, and after two hours, it turned out to be this thing.
Let me briefly introduce it, [Jianyu] is a piece of ragged clothes that are patched together and claim to be gorgeous. With such a strong cast, I just couldn't see the bright spot. It's completely an actor and director, oh no, it's the actor's self-entertainment under the arrangement of the director.
I remember that I saw someone on the Internet before I watched it. It is suitable for families, young and old, because it contains too many elements. It needs martial arts and martial arts, love and love, and YD points need visual impact and visual impact. So the expectations were great, and then the disappointment was great. There are many elements, but if the arrangement is not good or the expression is not in place, it will be reduced to a hodgepodge of greedy movies. You have to go to the side of everything without hesitation, pick up a little and start running. Watching flowers, the martial arts are not exciting, the special effects are so contrived, and the love scenes are too naive, even a person like me who pretends to be pure all the time can't accept it, so I can't estimate how many people died of disgust.
It is said that Michelle Yeoh's performance is inherently risky, and she has performed two emotional scenes alive. Lu Zhu's inexplicable appearance really makes my sister unable to digest it now. Drizzle killed Jiang A's previous life, and Lu Zhu appeared in a suit of 13, and then what Amitabha Buddha and my Buddha's mercy, I thought it was also here to kill Drizzle. As soon as it turned around, Drizzle held up his sword like Fairy Zixia and questioned Lu Zhu, who seemed to have a bad heart. I was startled, what happened to the horse? ! The adultery between the two of them came when they were gods? ! And even though Zheng Yucheng's dress was as close as possible, it still occasionally gave the illusion that Sister Qiong was an old cow eating tender grass. Especially the scene where Jiang Asheng seduced Zeng Jing on the street and then was counter-seduced, so alive, it made her face distorted. Well, why did Zeng Jing find someone to beat Jiang Asheng? The matchmaker introduced Zeng Jing to the blind date. What if the director's brain is flooded? By adding these seemingly funny scenes that are actually very vulgar and old-fashioned, you want to remind everyone that we are not watching so-called blockbusters, but Are you lonely? But having said that, the dress up in Sister Qiong's play is still very popular, with floor-length dresses and floor-length dresses.
Big S should be the character who sacrificed the most in the whole movie. Inexplicably, he was found out by the runner king as a substitute for Drizzle, and the movie didn't clearly tell the big guy what point of Big S could be used to be one of the three major killers. In addition to the strange resentment and hostility, there is endless hunger and thirst. When he sees someone, he wants to kill. Regarding the calm drizzle, Da S is not pleasing to the eye, how he wants to kill, and he feels that fighting is the home of children and players, and has a very normal tendency to violence. [Jian Yu] There are a lot of off scenes in it, but all of them are big S off scenes. I remember the second time Big S took off his clothes. The brother next to me said resentfully, does Big S like being abused very much? Oops. In the end, because of unscrupulous teasing of the incompetent eunuch, he died under the stone bridge. What does this story tell us, kids.
Then the most sturdy dog ​​blood plot fooled us alive. All the people in the rivers and lakes squeezed their heads and wanted to grab the fetish, but it was just what the runner king used to call back his little bird. After knowing this incomparably sturdy inside story, it was not only the giant who was about to attack the king. S, and the audience dozing off. I suddenly thought that at the beginning of the movie, a group of gangsters wanted to kill Drizzle, so I'll stop them, they are all savage killers, the old grandpa who just fed the pigs, the grandma who just finished feeding the pigs, the two strong men who seem to be inflexible, And a little brother who has no hair... I'm crying, director, are you trying to express a strange meaning? Killers all over the city? But these killers are incompetent! The daughter-in-law killer who was killed by the drizzle still complained abruptly, OMG.
A film that is so contrived, if it doesn't reach that level, don't throw it to that level desperately. No matter how high it is, it's superficial, and the audience can't see the connotation. Actors don't even need to open their mouths to speak, and it's not a good role model to learn from Zhang Yimou.
In short, from the beginning of the whole movie, I had a tragic premonition that I bought the wrong ticket, until after a minute or two passed, several expressionless killers pretended to be 13, and I sighed deeply. Take out your mobile phone, go online, and tell your friends, please don't come to the cinema to watch [Jian Yu].

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