What JB stuff is made is the best review I can give this movie. When I thought that I would never see a worse movie than I wanted, the appearance of Longmen Flying Armor broke through the bottom line of my cognition of Chinese movies, and raised the weird movie to a whole new level.
Recalling that when Longmen Feijiao and Jinling Thirteen Hairpins jointly scrambled for the New Year's box office, Longmen Feijiao only trailed Jinling Thirteen Hairpins by a small gap. Finally, it ends with the victory of the thirteen hairpins in Jinling. The timeless principle of the commercial film market: Box office does not determine the quality of a film. It has been repeatedly confirmed in this competition. It's not that I think Jinling's Thirteen Hairpins is so good, because I haven't seen it either. In terms of the final box office of Longmen Flying Armor, it shouldn't be a movie of this level. Then I thought that the box office water injection promotion is not a matter of one or two days, so Longmen Feijian finally lost or made a profit, who knows who releases it.
As the biggest gimmicks in the promotion of Dragon Gate Flying Armor, one, director Tsui Hark, two, the sequel to Dragon Inn, three, special effects. It looks like shit now.
Most of Tsui Hark's films have obvious characteristics that they are dirty and relatively large in the northwest. Although the plots are usually idiots, the minimum dramatic tension can be guaranteed. For example, a script written with buttocks like Longmen Flying Armor, It is definitely an insult to a person with a normal IQ. The whole movie lacks the most basic convincing power. Zhao Huai'an only had trouble with the East Factory, so why did he provoke the people from the West Factory? Work together to create a treasure, and in the end everyone decides to share the treasure together. . . Just like God created man, I wanted something, poof, he came out, don't ask why, there's no reason. If according to this logic, what I fart in the movie is not shit, it is the company's annual financial statement, don't ask me why, I just fart like this.
Later, I found this sentence in the movie introduction of Time.com:
· This film is the first film that Zhang Zhiliang and Tsui Hark officially cooperated with, and Zhang Zhiliang is the director of Group B. In fact, at the earliest Tsui Hark hoped to shoot the martial arts part by himself, and the literary drama would be handed over to Zhang Zhiliang, but unfortunately this wish did not come true due to the problem of the schedule of several leading actors.
Suddenly, I realized that Tsui Hark was just being scolded by others. Zhang Zhiliang, who is such a person, was made by this guy. On the other hand, the main idea of Longmen Flying Armor is surprisingly similar to Longmen Flying Armor. For the so-called Tsui Hark movies, it is estimated that Tsui Hark just sat on the bench on the set, and then the bench was offered as a god statue by the crew. When Fang Zhouzi came to question it, he could show it and prove it. See it? We have the bench that Tsui Hark sat on.
In the early stage of the film, a lot of publicity described the film as a sequel to Dragon Inn. Ling Yanqiu himself also appeared as the head of the Dragon Gate Inn. There is a sentence in the film. Ling Yanqiu said, if I used to be the proprietress here, how could the guy not know me? When it was finally determined that Ling Yanqiu was the proprietress, this question was It seems extremely mentally retarded, why does the guy not know his boss.
Maggie Cheung played the big boss, showy, charming, ruthless, absolutely, and Ling Yanqiu played by Zhou Xun, stupid, Nie, stupid, crazy, I can't see that these two are the same person if I were TM. Zhou Xun wanted to come here to be known as a drama master. It was a tragedy on the world that a good Dragon Gate Flying Armor even lost the only aura in Zhou Xun's body.
The male pig's feet is even more frustrating. The name of the hero in the new Dragon Gate Inn should be Zhou Huaian. In the Dragon Gate Flying Armor, this person becomes Zhao Huaian. I have never heard of anyone in ancient times who changed their surname after three years and changed their surname at home. When your resentful woman sees you, she will immediately hand over your new name.
So the problem here is easy to explain. The Dragon Gate Flying Armor is not a sequel to the new Dragon Gate Inn at all.
Many people who have seen the Dragon Gate Flying Armor rely on the Weimingte of the New Dragon Gate Inn to watch. After they came out, no one didn’t think that this was the golden signboard of the Dragon Gate Inn. Now everyone can rest assured that the Dragon Gate Flying Armor and the New Dragon Gate Inn It doesn't matter at all.
Regarding the special effects, I think I have been unable to complain. I haven't seen the 3D effect. Whoever sees it knows. In 2001, Tsui Hark had a legend of Shushan. Criticized, the special effects of Longmen Flying Armor are worse than this movie 11 years ago, even if some loyal fans think that the special effects are the only bright spot of this film, it is at most on the same level as the legend of Shushan, and it is impossible to have an extra head. .
A gimmick is a gimmick, it's okay to use it for publicity, it's really hard to really see the real thing in the movie. But out of gimmicks, you have to make the movie itself.
The plot has been vomited just now. Martial arts are a consistent focus of Tsui Hark's films, and it is also a recognized fact that Tsui Hark deliberately deviates from Newton's laws in the film. But at least I can fly in a straight line before, can you explain to me how the sudden acceleration in the air is about changing lanes? If the martial arts in Tsui Hark's previous movies were still at the rocket level, then Longmen Flying Armor directly rose to the UFO level, and he couldn't pull it back.
The weapons in the movie are also all kinds of strange, and it is impossible to investigate how comfortable they are to use. The most powerless thing is the golden silk of the Western Regions, which is simply a modern killing weapon. No matter how fast you rush up, you will die if you get on it, depending on landmines, etc. Things are like clouds. But the simplest question is, how do you hold such a modern thing in your hand? Children's shoes, since I gave up just now, I can already pop up the company's annual financial statement. This kind of illogical question is in Longmen Feijian. is no longer a problem.
After watching the beginning and the end, I gave the film a comprehensive rating of 4, but after watching the entire film, after careful and careful sub-rating, the score of this film dropped directly to 1.6. The issue price is broken. Do you know what the scariest thing is? I give this score very kindly.
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