Twenty years ago, it seems that Tsui Hark produced a martial arts film of Dragon Inn. If you haven't seen it after 90, you can find it. The love of Jianghu children in Jianghu, the story is fictitious, but what it carries is indeed the ideal of the Chinese people. The spirit of chivalry, emphasizing righteousness and committing suicide, and a promise of gold.
20 years later, it is still produced by Tsui Hark, but in Longmen, you can't find the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, but only 2 daughters of the rivers and lakes.
Let's not talk about the background of the story for now. What factories are in power, good officials have all run away, etc., although the real history of the Ming Dynasty is: "good officials" represent the interests of the civil service system, and the emperors who get them have no curses and can only rely on eunuchs to deal with them. , In fact, neither side is a good bird. It's just that while the land is annexed and you don't want to pay taxes, you feel that the world belongs to the Zhu family. Why do you make a bunch of sages every day to talk nonsense because you don't want to pay? This history is a bit complicated, but you just need to remember that they are all the same raccoon dog, no matter whether they are civil servants or eunuchs, the persecution of each other is actually half a catty to eight taels, which is definitely not the case in today's movies. Without further ado, let's talk about movies.
In fact, the film is to tell a good story, and it is enough to say the circle, and the background can be messed up, but the basic logic must be there. It was filmed in the Ming Dynasty, and it was said that the bull in the West Factory was so powerful that he did not talk about the imperial concubine, and his mother helped her strangle all kinds of intrauterine pregnancy. It is said that she was afraid that other women would be pregnant with the emperor's seed. Saying that 4 women are pregnant, 3 of them are guards (it's good to be a palace guard in the Ming Dynasty, the woman of the emperor), and one has run away, and it's logical to chase after it, although I don't A lunatic asylum that knows how a court lady can fly over. Then the pregnant palace maid was rescued by Zhou Xun's heroine, and ran through the gate of Longmen. (Longmen is the main gate of China! After the paralysis, whoever said that North Korea is the gate, I will throw urine on the face), hero Jet Li, saw a group of Xichang's running around makes him chivalrous. In fact, he doesn't really have a holiday with Xichang. He hates Dongchang, but he obviously has a hatred of uniforms. When he sees the uniforms, he hates it, and he chases after Xichang. Go to Longmen. Then a group of people who wanted to make a fortune said that a tornado would blow once in 60 years, and it would blow out the palace, which was buried deep in the ground. There was money in it (this is a tornado under the Central Propaganda Department), and they also came to Longmen. Under the leadership of a 2b deputy of Chen Kun, he still came to Longmen, so it became the predecessor of Ordos. Although it was desolate, the house price was very high. So, ah, you know, all kinds of stupid conspiracies came out, but these stupid conspiracies didn't make me laugh, until our brother Chun brought her ex-boyfriend with the same little white face as Chen Kun in the West Factory. After the appearance, the brain-dead finally broke through the bottom line that I could recognize.
Chen Kun's 2b deputy saw the same little white face as his boss. He didn't dare to recognize it, nor did he dare to deny it. He sent someone to confirm that Chen Kun was stationed 50 miles away. When Chen Kun learned about it, he immediately became unrestrained and said he was going to impersonate. This person mixed in with the masses, but in order to be safe and not let his subordinates get confused, he specially taught two formulas: Longmen Flying Armor, you will know the truth and the fake. I didn't expect that Jet Li would find out about all this again, so I ran back and talked with everyone. Well, let's just do the trick. We stole some uniforms and asked Xiao Bailian to pretend to be Chen Xichang to hook up with 2b's deputy. When the two talked, 2b's deputy immediately thought that This is true, and then another bow and arrow, the 2bs who shot were dizzy, and the 2bs were furious, thinking that the outside was fake, but it happened that the real arrived at this time, Chen Xichang was very happy to go to the code, inside 2b was very angry and said that it was my fault for you to cheat once, and if you cheated a second time, you were an idiot, so bow and arrow said hello. They started fighting, and then the revolutionary comrades fished in troubled waters and came to fight. Anyway, damn it, the pig's feet won't die, because they need a more 2b way of death. There is only one Chen Xichang on the negative side, one pregnant woman on the positive side, 2 heroes from Jet Li and Zhou Xun, 2 heroes from Brother Chun and 2 heroes from ethnic minorities outside Guan. Hero Jet Li confessed to Chen Xichang, let's fight one-on-one, go to the tornado, I finally understand, hero Jet Li doesn't actually hate Chen Xichang, he is melancholic, he hates himself. Two people went in to fight, the others avoided the wind, and then the wind passed, the palace appeared, Chen Xichang, Li Daxia and other pregnant women came to the underground palace. At this time, the director gave us another logic problem, Chen Xichang They want to kill people to get gold. Brother Chun and Xiaobailian and Guanwai heroes mainly want to get gold. Heroes of Jet Li and Zhou Xun don't want gold, but want to kill Xichang. This creates a paradox because there is only one hour to move gold bars. , If this problem can't be solved, it means that everyone is in vain, so Jet Li immediately solved the problem, one party mortgaged one person, and the others moved. Chen Xichang readily agreed. From this point of view, he was right The level of trust in human nature far exceeds that of other heroes. So they moved, and pregnant women moved too. When it came to the exit, everyone noticed that the most 2b part of this extremely 2b movie appeared, appeared! The pregnant woman took out a knife and stabbed Zhou Xun. It turned out that she was an undercover agent of Chen Xichang. Zhou Xun rescued her by accident, okay, okay? They didn't know each other, okay? If Chen Xichang has the ability to predict, he doesn't seem to have to work so hard, okay? But this is not the most frustrating thing for me. The most frustrating thing is that the pregnant woman wants to stab Zhou Xun. The bigger reason is that Zhou Xun has a crush on Jet Li. I really don't see any logic in it. Chinese director brothers Guys, before you try to make a world-class movie, can you see a psychiatrist first? The expression of this kind of pseudo-humanity really makes people speechless and speechless. It is also this kind of pseudo-humanity in Jinling 13 hairpins, the banquet is also, and the golden armor is also. I won't talk about it later. Anyway, the bad guys are all dead, and the good guys are wandering around the world. Because the little white face looks like Chen Xichang, he ran to the imperial concubine, the imperial concubine, and poisoned people to death at the end of the day. , it's over....
I laugh when you want to talk to me seriously, I cry when you want to make me cry, I have diarrhea when you want me to cry, well, you're right, I'm wrong.
My stomach is a little swollen and I am a little constipated. Yes, I will see Jinling 13 hairpin tomorrow!
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