Master Xu's steel wire dream should wake up. . .
In the 1980s, the wire was a magical skill. In the 1990s, you can still say that you are good at this skill. For two thousand years, you have walked the magic wire. It is almost 2012. Sir, can you stop using this trembling 3D wire to greet everyone?
For the sake of your fame and your fellow martial arts heroes, I beg you to stop walking the tightrope, it's a lot of fun.
Rough steel wire stunts hang several heartless heroes flying all over the sky, extremely rough computer animation scenes, extremely rough 250 bloody plots, and embedded 3D uncle special effects, forming the annual martial arts giant dragon you uncle! ! !
At the beginning, I saw this tone like an expired film is really good. It strongly exudes the vicissitudes of Master Xu's martial arts story. The opening fight scenes are also well-rounded. It is a tribute to the Hong Kong martial arts in the 90s.
In other words, there are 250 bloody palace maids who do not know who she is pregnant with (if Fan Xiaoxuan hadn't had plastic surgery, the Chinese film makeup industry would have finally reached the top of the world) and the lascivious concubine who painted the costumes. Lead the heroes and eunuchs to the bloody land of your uncle in Longmen.
The black wind and yellow sand, the dungeon of the earthen castle, I thought that the heroic eunuchs would be happy here, but I didn't think that since the domineering appearance of Brother Chun, Master Xu could no longer hold it, and he tried his best to shake off countless burdens. All kinds of jokes are made, and the cheap is no more cheap, and the audience is praying for a smile. To be honest, all this is not as comical as Chun-ge's true character as a pure man, who is naturally domineering and unattractive.
Uncle Long Episode 1: The Flying Armored Girl was finally dismembered
After missing countless opportunities to destroy the heroes, the first bright girl in Longmen suddenly revealed the real body of the eunuch and was quickly killed. I really don't understand why she is arranged like this? ? And the clue that Uncle Long brings together the heroic eunuchs throughout is this big girl. Master Xu said that she has always been a big picture set by the governor of the eunuch party, waiting for the final outbreak to kill the hero. Then why did the governor and the concubine want to talk with murderous faces in the joyous scene of playing cheap, tickle and tickle about what is pregnant with the dragon seed? Are you two acting for the audience? ? ? Thank you, Mr. Xu, I'm afraid that we can guess such a profound and profound situation early. It's really sweet, and the next time will be free shipping!
Uncle Long Episode 2: The tyrant of the West Factory said the finishing touch, "Uncle Long Long!" Mr.
Xu has become more international in recent years. He not only played the nonsensical sense of Hong Kong movies to the brain, but also learned British comedy. sense of humor. I would like to ask if the heroes of the West Factory have exchanged and practiced at the Bean Secret Service School? ? The 8-character code word pawns have just memorized it over a hundred times, and Qianhu must stutter when he hears it! The overseer led the castrations of the West Factory Group out of the nest, and finally killed each other until he was the only one left. Such a high IQ is definitely a leader!
Qianhu
, who was angry with his own brain, finally spit out the finishing touch of the film before his death: "Dragon...Dragon, you!" Righteous, but unfortunately, in a sentence of the brain-disabled governor: "He is a man of courage and no strategy." As expected, the brain-disabled person said that he was really brain-dead. Not only did he kill his brother without knowing the depth, but also I just made a cruel statement to remember that my ex-girlfriend wants to end the relationship for Yongsheng, and when I turned my head, I resorted to secretly communicating with Feijia big girl. Really pissed off. . . At the end of the film, Aunt Zhou was seriously injured and was already on the verge of dying, but she suddenly jumped on the horse and walked away with a contemptuous smile, leaving the audience collectively dumbfounded. The hero was stabbed in the heart and escaped until he was in a coma. He woke up soon after and seemed to have amnesia. Seeing the heroes around him, he said, "Oh, it's you, where's Auntie?" He got on the horse, kicked and ran out of the field, forever forgetting his ex-girlfriend who died because of him. . . . Are you heartless?
To sum up, I strongly suspect that Uncle Xu is testing the audience's endurance, or it is specially customized for people with special hobbies, otherwise the world will be too chaotic.
Looking at the few weak girls around the theater, seeing that they all became chartered mothers behind them, they scolded the street with their arms up. . It really shows the profound skill of Master Xu. . . .
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