The madness of self-indulgence before the kimchi bubbles burst

Humberto 2022-04-23 07:04:31

I can't remember which friend recommended me to watch this movie. It is said to be better-looking than the domestically produced "Lobster Policeman". The result was a waste of time. Here's what makes the movie really bad:

1. Say one thing and do another, the surface is very literary and educated, but the inner core is very drop-level. In the beginning, J tea was shaking in the window and could not break through the window smoothly. The first impression that gives people is, oh, how real and natural you see Han Guo's movies. But in fact? During the final fight, it was not easy to tell the origin of each team member through another population who was promoted to section chief. It was said that the short-haired police officer who was kidnapped was a master of judo, who was good at tracking the long-haired police officer and was a special soldier of the Marine Corps. In terms of the actor's mental outlook, it doesn't match at all. In terms of the performance of the previous dozens of minutes, none of the so-called J teas in it have normal EQ and Z quotient. In the end, when they fought at the dock, these J teas suddenly changed from sleepy laipei dogs to roaring god dogs, and their fighting power suddenly doubled. Especially the combat effectiveness of the policewoman and the long-haired J-cha did not have any convincing foreshadowing. From the sensory intuition, only the kidnapped J Cha is younger and stronger, the others are either too old, too short, or a woman. In the absence of sufficient foreshadowing and persuasion, the story of letting all teammates fight chickens and breaking the table . Only the Yiyin Chinese medicine doctor belonged to their country and said that Tibet belonged to their Han country. On the other hand, the fights in "Lobster Detective" do not rely solely on martial arts and physical strength to win, nor do they deliberately exaggerate that J Cha is a boxer and special forces. It turned out that "Extreme Profession" started out as a real fight. It seemed to be a respectful and respectful filming, but it turned out to be boasting about the outstanding skills of his teammates, and even appeared J Cha chasing a bad guy with a gun with his bare hands. And the bullets of the bad guys all have eyes, and the first few shots failed to hit our great leader, the King of Swords. When we were leading the team to rescue colleagues, when we needed to show the spirit of the leader, the bullet suddenly hit the leader. What is this like? Like a businessman on the road? Respectful, very polite, either bowing or apologizing, but in the end, he spit into your dish when no one was there. After the saliva test, the DNA matched, it was him, but this person never admitted it. Then falsify the results of DNA tests in their culinary professional textbooks. Such people say one thing and do another, the surface is very literary and educated, but the inner core is very drop-level.

2. The taste is too heavy, the ingredients are confused, and there are too many coincidences. Adding a little coincidence appropriately can make the movie look better and taste better. But too much is just fooling around. In order to make people feel that their movies are not that kind of stereotype, they deliberately made the opening J tea not the kind of flying through the window. But one is enough, why are both J teas like this? Is this a coincidence? Too deliberate? Isn't it because someone has a guilty conscience and insists on proving that his movie is not the kind of flying window that goes overboard, only to backfire. The one who thinks the audience the most foolish is still behind, and the other male J-cha can't fly in through the window, so he falls down. Afterwards, the man being chased grabbed the car and fled, but was pulled down by the woman, and finally hit by the car. At this point, you may say that I am too harsh. It would be fine if it ended. But the black boss in the back was also hit by a car. So many coincidences are too boring, I thought it was better than "The Lobster Detective", but the result was also very average, not even as good as "The Lobster Detective". Anyway, the female J in "Lobster Criminal" looks better than the female J in "Extreme Profession". What kind of boxing bully, in front of him is a squeaky, incapable of speaking, weak, lack of EQ and lack of intelligence, a female clerk. There was a sudden chicken blood in the back, and with that unattractive face, it was really uncoordinated at all. The plot is too coincidental, not natural at all, BJ's materials are too aggressive, and the taste is really not heavy. Thinking of this, I can't help but think of the incongruous LIAN. Not a good dish by any means.

3. Are you in kindergarten? As a movie about J-cha, there is no logic or Chi-sang at all. A. After setting up the storefront, I actually posted various data maps in the store and analyzed the case in the store. After the guests arrived, they messed up those things immediately, and then used the bamboo stick-like body to cover the blackboard and various analysis materials behind them. It's like a kindergartener who takes the teacher's pointer, the teacher asks where the pointer is, did you take it? Then the child hid the pointer behind his butt, shook his head and said he didn't take it. With such a long pointer, the teacher who is taller than the child can see the pointer behind him at a glance. He said he didn't take it. This is a kindergarten, children, not grown up, understandable. But a group of adults, still J Cha, actually blatantly conducted case analysis in the store. How desperate are you to let people know that you are J Cha? B. The old woman complained to them before the storefront and called the police. Prove that they are easily noticeable. That being the case, wouldn't the customers who come to their store arouse suspicion like an old lady when they see a pair of case files and a blackboard in their store? And that reporter secretly photographed the takeout they bought from another home, can't he secretly photograph other things? C is the most serious and the most ridiculous, and it is not as good as the domestic film "Lobster Detective". That is, they are blatantly following and monitoring others. "Lobster detective" is doing business on the second floor, and the first floor is a shrimp shop, which is not the case in this Han Guo movie. On this point, in any case, it is not comparable to domestic films. Some people actually say that domestic films are not as good as "Extreme Profession". Do you also like to hide the pointer behind your ass? Do you want to hide it forever?

4. In order to make your movie look good, everyone must not only be blind, but also deaf and stubborn. If the customer pretends to be invisible when discussing the case in the store, then using a mobile phone to simulate an alarm at the dock will make it inaudible. Even wild boars and wild dogs know how to identify positions by listening. Even if the accuracy is not good enough, there is always a general idea of ​​the direction. And it is the most successful human being among primates. I still often run around the rivers and lakes (beside the pier). Was actually intimidated by a false alarm in a fixed location and had no doubts from start to finish. Even if the police officer's mobile phone keeps changing positions, a monkey or a wild boar and a wild dog can hear it right next to him, not the sound from the other side of the road. But in the movie, J Cha actually stands to output. At this time, it is not a physical attack, but a magic sound attack. The position remains unchanged, and it is just like this. Then there is the long-range, magic sound magic attack, with various BUFFs, which makes the enemy fear and confuse. I'd say it's really a good pile and stick.

5. In a place where technology is so developed, why can't you send text messages or emails after the phone can't get through? In order to make my movies look good, in addition to people having to cooperate with them, does a software like e-mail have to kneel down like a movie leader and give a big gift?

The overall feeling of "Extreme Profession" is that it is a bad movie, insulting people's IQ, the only good part, maybe the decoration of the movie and the dress of the boxer.

After typing these words, I found that I hadn't eaten for a few days. After picking my feet, I remembered that a bag of sour kimchi instant noodles fell under the bed. When the kimchi was soaked, a blister suddenly appeared on it. Looking at the rainbow above, I felt more and more ugly, because after my face was printed on the kimchi blisters, my face became very big, bigger than a flatbread. I have an urge to go to Hanguo for plastic surgery and face-lift. But a gust of wind blew outside the window, and the instant noodles shattered. I woke up suddenly. Before the blisters burst, I saw the truth: it turned out that my face was not that round, so I was doomed to not be full in this life.

I wanted to continue writing more, but a friend called me and asked me why I had to return the basswood fungus I bought online? I want to say, where there are stakes, there are fungus. But these fungus are not what I want, so your goods are not up to standard, I don't want them! ! !

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