The mystery of India attracted me, so I had such a shocking night today, because of a shocking movie "From India to China".
Thunder kills me × (※…￥※(×￥…×￥…※×%
Below is a brief overview of the plot of the movie. (Originally, I was going to write an article about the impression of reading Indian books and watching Indian movies. , It is because of this talented film that I have to waste a whole space to tell this story)
The opening of the film:
Thousands of years ago, on the Great Wall of China, China's bravest warrior Liu Sheng (I don't know who is A name made up by an illiterate person, what is the name of Jing Ke and Xiang Yu, and the descendants of Jing Ke are basically familiar with it. Just hearing the name, Xiao Lei was stunned.) He was using a machete (looks like a The sickle) chopped down a group of masked enemies. (Please pay attention to the machete, our first warriors in China used a machete like a sickle, I K... We Han people also use machetes???) Later Outnumbered and sacrificed, reincarnated in India, and became an Indian...
The movie continues: A
few years later, there is a bully (played by Hong Kong actor Liu Hehui) in a small mountain village. The rotten wooden boxes carried by the villagers have the word "big guy" written on them, which means that the bully is a big guy. Then, the two buttons on the top of the bully's Zhongshan suit are written big, and the other is written... . The villagers couldn't bear the torture, and sent two people who looked very bitter and hated to go to India to find Liu Sheng's reincarnation to rescue the villagers...
At this time, Liu Sheng had grown into Asan. , wandering in the Moonlight Market, my job is a small restaurant in charge of peeling potatoes, but all day long I carry out feudal and superstitious activities, looking for people to read palmistry fortune-telling when I will make a fortune, and at the same time, I also tirelessly buy lottery tickets, hoping to make a fortune quickly.
In the film, there are many scenes of superstitious activities, such as jumping rope, etc., and there are many full-time gods who are responsible for defrauding the people of money, etc. The hero of our previous life was obsessed with these feudal superstition activities all day long. More What's amazing is that a master's booth is actually placed next to the Taj Mahal...*%&^*$(&%$&^*$
At this point, the video took 3 minutes to describe a TV shopping advertisement. There was a beautiful woman in minimal clothes, who claimed to be kind and pure (I vomited...※×%, I suddenly remembered the beautiful women in balana), claiming to use dance Wang G9 has such a figure, so she called on the vast number of people in India, especially women, to call XXXXXX and buy the dance king G9, so that the husband will not go out to find the girl ×…※…※(This dance king G9, the name really knows the current affairs, haha)
Then the two people who had a lot of bitterness and hatred found the poor Liu Sheng and came to China together.
Indian big brother dances Indian dance with a beautiful woman in the Forbidden City...
Then, in countless episodes, there are large sections of Indian dance, and even fights are completed in the dance...
Later he met A master who learned Shaolin Kungfu and finally solved the bully ※…%#…※×￥
A group of Asan in golden armor appeared in the whole play dancing, and the axe gang in "Kung Fu", etc. ( *&^%#$&*(
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The end of the movie.
PS.
1. This film was performed in the United States in January 2009
2. India YY's kung fu is very strong, I don't know if it comes from musing
3. It seems that "Slumdog Millionaire" is indeed a super good film, but unfortunately the director is not an Indian. I think of another movie I watched a while ago. Bollywood Indian blockbusters, many similar shocking scenes appear...
4. Indians seem to feel very good about themselves:
- I heard that Indians think that they are the most prosperous and powerful country in the world except the United States. ×( ※(%%※%…%￥
-once on the plane, there was an Indian brother sitting next to him, and he was talking about how his biz developed and growing, and then he left his email address and phone number all the way, and when he arrived in Guangzhou, he was mad at me Telephone writing ×※…%…%※…×※￥…
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