The most painful experience for a man

Rigoberto 2022-02-09 08:01:58

Compared with the almost pure spoof "Rising Clouds" in the first episode, the second episode is much richer, with "First Blood" as the main line, which is mixed with "Instinct", "Bodyguard", "Star Wars" and "The End "Zher" and other Hollywood blockbusters. The standard of the film is a bit high and low, and the second half is a bit mediocre, but the first one is simply wonderful, and the US president played by Lloyd Bridges can almost make people laugh.

There are several dialogues in the film that are very exciting:

1.
An American soldier was tortured and tortured in an Iraqi prison. He remained steadfast and unyielding, and refused to sign a document that vilified the American President.
The Iraqi jailer admired it: "It seems you are used to the pain." The
American soldier showed a contemptuous expression on his face: "I was married." After a
pause, he said, "...twice." The
Iraqi jailer collapsed. Knowing that no amount of harsh punishment can compare to the pain caused to a man by two marriages...

2.
At the end of the film, Topper and Ramada confessed affectionately.
Topper: Ramada, I want to be with you, I want to hold you, I want to see your parents and your dog.
Ramada: My parents died and were eaten by my dog.
Topper: I'm sorry... We all know that you belong to Dexter. You are part of his life and the motivation for his work. Do you know what will happen if you stay with me?
Ramada: Of course I know-sex, that kind of wild, free, passionate sex. I will caress you in various ways. As long as you have desires, I am willing to give you joy in various ways anytime, anywhere...
Topper:...

3. The
president and his staff discuss campaign strategies in the White House.
Staff A: Edwards will have another excuse to attack your incompetence if he hears the news (our failure).
The President: I can prove it myself (I am incompetent).
During the conversation, the aides mentioned that there was an insider in the U.S. government. At this time, the president keenly noticed that someone was walking around outside the door. He quietly walked to the door while speaking extremely astutely, slammed the door open, grabbed an old woman standing outside the door and shouted, "I caught you! Eavesdropping outside the door, Ang It looks like we have found this gangster!"
Second Aide: ...Sir, this is your wife.

4. The
President meets with Japanese Prime Minister Masaharu Suto and his wife.
Prime Minister: Your Excellency, where is your first lady?
President: My first lady? How would I know? I have many women. I lost my virginity when I was 15 years old. There are too many women to count...

5. On the
plane, Staff A said to the president: Topper is missing and whereabouts are unknown.
The president flew into a rage and started shooting the case (a fork he shot flying in an unbiased way just flew up and crossed onto the bald head of the first assistant). The president cursed: Damn, every order I give ends in failure! I got the wrong food at the reception (the president couldn't stand the smell of sashimi and vomited between the legs of the Japanese prime minister), I just appointed an ambassador, and he went abroad! Now it's like this again!
The first staff member pulled the fork from his head: Your Excellency, we need to make a plan. This may be the last chance to rescue the hostages.
The president nodded: Okay.
Then he took a pointer and walked to the front of the globe, waving it for a while and saying: We are here, they are there.
With a bang, the pointer smashed the glasses of the first aides. Staff A finally couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted: God!
The president solemnly said to his first aide: The situation is urgent and there is no time to pray! Then point to a point on the globe and say: This is the location of the target.
The first staff member reluctantly told the president: It is not Iraq, it is Minnesota.
The President was overjoyed: So we don't need to go abroad at all? We can go to Minnesota and fight while fishing.
First Aid almost collapsed: But the President, the enemy is not there!
The President said sternly: Then we will let them fly here! God, do I need to do everything by myself? !

View more about Hot Shots! Part Deux reviews

Extended Reading
  • Jimmie 2022-04-23 07:02:08

    If you laugh too much, you will get pregnant...

  • Darius 2022-03-26 09:01:06

    This is a lot of ranting~ Even Mr. Bean came out~ All kinds of copies~ I laughed again. . .

Hot Shots! Part Deux quotes

  • Ramada Rodham Hayman: I'm married. I was married before you and I ever met. I'm still married today.

    Topper Harley: You're joking.

    Ramada Rodham Hayman: I'm not.

    Topper Harley: You've got to be.

    Ramada Rodham Hayman: If I was joking, I would say: "A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'"

    Topper Harley: You are married.

  • Tug Benson: Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up! Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres. Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the country.