This time, the resentment I complained about was very strong...

Trystan 2022-04-21 09:03:23

On the evening of the fourth day of the new year, after a full dinner, I picked Su Qi'er to watch...Before watching this film, all my impressions of this film were that I remembered Jay Chou's costume of the Martial God in white, and the other heroines and heroines. of all do not know. So when I saw Nostril Jun Zhao Wenzhuo, when I saw Brother Xun, I undeniably had a little expectation in my heart... But after half an hour, I knew I was wrong... In order to exercise my willpower And under the impetus of the life creed of "even if it's a bad movie, but don't fast-forward after watching it at the beginning", after I killed two bottles of beer and one bag of melon seeds... I started to complain:

1. Zhao Wenzhuo is really not suitable Such a rich male pig playing inner struggle!
2. Brother Xun and Zhao Wenzhuo can't wipe out a little spark!
3. An Zhijie seems to be interested in his own sister, and his lines are quite shocking. I won't say much about the appearance!
4. Liu Genghong's character is called Tie Nan... To be honest, I didn't recognize it, I only realized it when I looked at the cast. Is it because he was invited by Jay Chou to sell his muscles?
5. Liang Jiaren is good, the soy sauce is good! But why did you adopt the son of your enemy as a adopted son after you eliminated the evil in martial arts? Aesop's Fables If you haven't heard of the tiger's legacy, you always know it?
6. The male and female pigs seem to have jumped the Yellow River, and the stunt is fake!
7. In the blink of an eye, the two of them seem to have climbed out of the Yangtze River...
8. After seeing Michelle Yeoh, why is she still called Mrs. Yu? Is the eighth master paying tribute to Ang Lee?
9. Just googled it, Beidou Mountain was originally in Fujian, and the couple drifted to Fujian from Hukou of the Yellow River...
10. Liu Jiahui, why did you come out? Is it so that Jay Chou, the poker-faced poker face in white clothes, can be trusted?
11. The god of war turned out to be an illusion! ! !
12. After Wushen finally lost a move, he successfully completed the mission, and then... flew away...
13. The vendetta began, and Liu Genghong was killed... There was no close-up!
14. An Zhijie and Zhao Wenzhuo were fighting. At that time, a very small voice in my heart was calling: Sister Yu should come out to help, please help, right? As a result, I was disappointed... My son had to say a sentence several times, and then my uncle hung up in the hands of my own father...
15. The father and son ran to perform in the martial arts hall, and I was thinking of where to find my wife and mother... ...The cannon fodder guard who was casually killed by An Zhijie actually woke up and said "trees...the woods" and then burped, I couldn't help laughing... Writer, you can cut it down even more! ! !
16. After Brother Xun was dug up, I was wondering if this movie is over? Haven't seen a beggar outfit! Could it be that An Zhijie will jump out again and snatch his nephew? In the end, I was disappointed again... The father and son went to Tianjin Wei!
17. The father and son started begging, is it Su Qier at this time? The male pig began to become decadent again, drinking desperately. His mind must have been wrong again, right? ! It's better to train your son to be a street artist or something than to beg for food!
18. What about Ma Qingfeng, the first subordinate to appear? What about Lord Belle? What about Miss Yu? gone? ? ?
19. Yan Ni didn't recognize her. I'm not familiar with her. But the one sitting on the stairs on the second floor... it turned out to be Jay Chou again! ! It seems that the male pig will YY out Jay Chou as soon as he is in a desperate situation! ! !
20. This time, the efficiency is obviously much higher, and the male pig quickly learned to get drunk!
21. Ma Qingfeng and Su Can finally recognized each other. He completed his last performance as a cannon fodder before...the penultimate performance...inspired male pigs to improve themselves.
22. The ring! It's the ring again! Wheel battle arena!
23. Did not expect to see David Carradine! It seems that Bill came to the show to sell the face of the eighth master! Clap!
24. Seeing that Ma Qingfeng was dead, the male pig flew out his hidden weapon as soon as he heard his son's cry... Oh no! The wine bottle is for smashing another wine bottle! The male pig directly enters the field and KOs Lord Yang with one punch!
25. As expected, Mr. Yang was worthy of being one of the last BOSS..., but he got up again... As a result, he was beaten into a pig's head again.
26. The three players who played in the second round did not fight, OK, the brothers who played in the third round continued. When Brother Toyu Lu died, I saw Mr. Carradine take off his coat with my own eyes! ! ! He's coming too! Is this the ultimate boss? ? ? I was wrong, people are going to do stimulants...
27.K After the doping male was dropped, the male pig also fell to the ground. It really started to score again! The wife has spoken! Son is up! It was because he couldn't help his son's broken thoughts to get up, boy pig!
28. The male pig finally wedges back into the countryside, and the dead ghost wife sits aside. Jay Chou... don't come out again... please...
29. I saw Master Feng when I was looking at the cast list! It turns out that Nong is an Easter egg! !
30. I couldn't help but complain about Lord Baylor, and when I was fighting bloody battles, my mouth was broken: brat! Son of a bitch! Bunny! Son of a bitch! ...but the actor has a good temperament and is very insidious! After looking at the cast list, I found out that it turned out to be Mr. Xiang... Sure enough, the family learned the origin of Nai!

Above, the rant is over! Sleepy slightly!

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True Legend quotes

  • Dr. Yu: Most people feel hate, without being aware of the value of life. One life is connected to many hearts.

  • Su Can: I can not even hold a bowl of rice, how can I save your son?

    Yuan Ying: You can not accept that you are defeated, you now have two opponents.

    Su Can: I am a disabled.

    Yuan Ying: No, you're not disabled. You always searching for a worthy opponent. Now you have found two: Yuan and yourself.