if mermaids weren't so beautiful

Lavada 2022-04-19 09:02:53

Like many people, I went to Zhou Xingchi, and when I saw an environmental protection expansion piece at the beginning of the film, I secretly cried out that it was a work that made me feel embarrassed.

The plot is that the overbearing president falls in love with the pure and natural me. The camera feels constantly switching between comedy and thriller, with adult jokes and Stephen Chow's old baggage in the middle.

In the whole film, Miss Zhang dressed like the SM Queen, and was about to hold a whip, but she had a bazooka; Deng Chao played a person who is not a rich second generation but is better than a rich second generation (I have no problem with the rich second generation, and local tyrants who lack friends are welcome to contact me. ) is a self-made entrepreneur (?), but it feels like the character setting of the game scene of running man; the heroine looks like the type I like, but I really don’t know how to go to an amusement park to play, and I love it after eating two roast chickens On the male lead! ? Luo Zhixiang is too dirty. If the whole family watched it together, I don't know whether I should express my understanding of this joke or not. There are too many flaws, and I also know that my spit is very illogical.

The result didn't move me, although I could still feel cruel (and illogical) when catching a killer fish, and the children sitting in the back kept crying... I wonder if a certain creature is not like a mermaid If this conforms to the human definition of "truth, goodness and beauty", will it still arouse human desire for protection?

Environmental protection and comedy may not be very compatible. I recommend "Takeshi Kaneshiro's Antarctic Adventure" to be more comfortable to watch, um, selfish.

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Extended Reading
  • Orland 2022-01-23 08:06:47

    It feels 30 minutes short, Stephen Chow is still an unconditional five-star, the movie itself is also very good-looking, very funny. Deng Chao's true character, Luo Zhixiang should boast, the white guest cruises, the trailer is deceptive! ! ! !

  • Chase 2022-03-18 09:01:08

    They are all old stalks from the last century, saying that the funny ones are really stinky, and there are stubborns. Zhou Xingchi uses it to integrate and pay tribute, and others use it to shamelessly plagiarize, isn't that what it means. The idea is very shallow, the special effects are not good, it's not that I didn't burn money, it should be that I didn't spend much money. The dubbing is perfunctory, and the mouth shape is often not right. If the words of Zhou Xingchi's works are obliterated, there is basically no bright spot, and to the extreme, it is shoddy. Make a big profit this time.

The Mermaid quotes

  • Uncle Rich: [speaking to Liu Xuan] Your self-immolation will illuminate us!

  • Mermaid: [Speaking to Shan] Very flat chested. Like they were run over by a steamroller.

    Shan: [soft fake laugh] Thank you.