Never Say Never Again: Humor is a koi for life

Charity 2022-02-13 08:01:23

Actor, Sean Connery (Sean Connery) is a serious British jazz.

He played 007, therefore, is also full of the most authentic British gentleman demeanor, and British cold humor.

In 1983's "Never Say Never Again", the satire of feminists was like this,

The femme fatale killer decided to drive with him before killing 007.

motivation,

No, 007 is so handsome.

Rather, she wants to be famous, she wants to be the last woman 007 has ever slept in this life.

Unfortunately,

007 is not dead.

The reason why 007 did not die, especially straight male cancer,

When the sperm was on the brain, 007 was also a pig. After driving the car, the pig changed back to 007.

Recovered from his calmness, 007, fighting against the sharks, not only survived unscathed, but also successfully caught another beautiful fishing lady.

Femme beauty killer, angry.

No, I must be the last woman to sleep with 007.

As a result, the bomb was placed under the bed in the 007 hotel room.

She knows that 007 loves stinky beauty and must go back to the room before picking up girls, take a shower, change clothes, and spray perfume.

There was a loud bang.

007 is not dead again.

The reason this time is quite gentlemanly.

The dirty 007 was supposed to go back to the room, change clothes and pick up girls.

But he asked purely subconsciously and instinctively: Where are you going, or where am I?

The beautiful fishing woman thinks her bed is safe and comfortable, so she said: Mine.

007 is not dead, the femme fatale's plan is bankrupt. She is just one of the women who slept with 007, neither the first nor the last.

Too much failure to bear.

Femme Beauty, implemented the final plan.

Catch 007 alive,

Then, 007 was forced to write a letter of certification in the old newspaper with a gun:

I certify that Fatima,

Fatima, who is smart, beautiful, brave and figure in one,

Among all the women who have slept in 007,

The best job, no one.

Signature: Myself, British Empire, 007, James Bond, sincerely.

A big man can be killed but not humiliated,

007 would rather die than surrender,

Pretend to sign and use the flamethrower in the pen pistol to win against defeat.

Femme beauty, burned to ashes,

Only left, a high-heeled shoe, messy in the wind.

Remark:

"007 Gaiden: Cruising Missile" Never Say Never Again (1983)

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Extended Reading
  • Jed 2022-03-26 09:01:07

    The movie is super wired. Sean Connery is really old, but always enjoyable to watch his movie. The plot is not very good, it's just a much worse version of Thunder Ball.

  • Berta 2022-03-23 09:02:11

    Revisit. Bond is old, and he can only outsmart more in fights, and he can't fight. Compared with the original 007 series, it is fun to add some humorous elements and self-joking bridges.

Never Say Never Again quotes

  • Fatima Blush: Now darling must do his little trickie in eight seconds. Then nursie will give baby his candy.

  • James Bond: Still here, Moneypenny? You should be in bed.

    Miss Moneypenny: James, we *both* should be!