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Al 2022-01-04 08:02:39

After watching this 119-minute movie, it is already very boring in itself.

If you have to type thousands of words for it, it will be even more boring.

Generally speaking, after watching a bad movie, you will be very angry. But there is a kind of bad movie, you don't expect it, it's bad in your imagination-it's almost like "Girls in the Thunderbolt". Mediocre rotten, stupid rotten, not broken.

From Meitu Xiuxiu-level earthy posters to old Professor X who doesn't want to retire, when the film uses Victoria's Secret angel wings, I feel that this has nothing to do with spy movies. Especially the girl with long legs, how do I think, except for twisting and walking catwalks-she has no fighting power at all. Therefore, the fighting in this movie can no longer be described with fist and embroidered legs. Transfiguration and technical otaku are the only part of this movie that can be called the highlight.

Even so, you don't need to watch a movie, you can tell by just listening to the title, a few sisters, will bring down a group of men with negative IQs. She also has the unrestrained pride of emptying her shopping cart on Double 11, so my old lady is so cool?

The funny thing is, probably the director also thought about it, the fist alone can't solve the man. That kind of physique gap, even if you find some men who are not that big, you can know by Newton's law that all the protagonists will be bounced back when they hit the villain in the next second. Ever since, the director came up with a brilliant idea, that is, acupuncture Dafa in a martial arts movie.

Take a sticker like a small blue pill and stick it on the man's neck. Then, in the next second, the men immediately softened to the ground, and their whole body was looser than the fluffy part of the kitten's back.

What kind of treatment is this, I don't know. After all, in the movie, it was still an era of anesthesia guns. Is this hunting at the zoo or shopping around the streets? I really do not know.

There is absolutely no logic at all about the reversal in the movie. To put it simply, old X does not want to retire, old X still wants to do a few more years, old X thinks the organization is ignorant, old X is strong and powerful, and also wants electricity.

Old X almost succeeded.

But he drove a ladder. GG.

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Extended Reading
  • Americo 2022-01-04 08:02:39

    After watching for ten minutes, I checked who the director and the actors were, and withdrew. The joy and excitement of a children's film, the music is unpleasant.

  • Rowan 2022-03-26 09:01:09

    It actually feels pretty good. I don't know why the score is so low. Could it be a man's score? The whole movie is just doubt, doubt, doubt... Exciting

Charlie's Angels quotes

  • Jonny Smith: [after everything she put him through] Wanna run away with me?

    Sabina Wilson: God, you are so desperate!

  • Jane Kano: We probably shouldn't get caught standing over a dead body.

    Sabina Wilson: [dirty after fight] Not dressed like this, no.