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The gardener's story
Alexandro 2022-04-22 06:01:02
Picked and picked, and finally decided to start with John Tucker Must Die, which is the least mind-free. Uh~~~, yes, youth films, my vulgar taste. The film is really a mind-free story, with a box office of more than 40 million in North America, and it is estimated that it is all directed at the world's sexiest high school gardener. Haha, yes, that's the one in Desperate Housewives. Gardener, you really want a face, a figure and a figure, much like Pete Sampras when he was young. The plot is a mixture of Clueless, Mean Girls, and She's All That. So even though the Sampras-like face irritated me, I still looked drowsy.
Extended Reading
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Coach Williams: [screams at John in her bed wearing a red thong-John screams back and falls off the bed] You...
John Tucker: I'm sorry!
Coach Williams: ...little... MARCH!
[grabs John by the ear and leads him outside the hallway of the hotel. Coach Williams blows her whistle loudly. Many onlookers stare at John wearing that red thong]
Teammate #1: [sees John in that thong] John, what are you wearing?
Tommy: [sees John in that thong] Dude, those are for ladies.
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Heather: [Kate answers her door and it's Heather] I want to bring down you know who.
Beth: [Kate answers her door again and it's Beth] Normally, I'm opposed to the slaughter of animals, but in John Tucker's case, I'll make an exception.
Kate: [now in the house] I don't even know him.
Beth: So, you don't even know anyone. You're like the Swiss, you're neutered.
Carrie: Um, it's neutral. Kate, if the three of us tried this alone, we would kill each other. You brought us here. You showed us that we have something in common.
Heather: Exactly. We all want to kill John Tucker.
Kate: Wow. Okay.