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The gardener's story
Alexandro 2022-04-22 06:01:02
Picked and picked, and finally decided to start with John Tucker Must Die, which is the least mind-free. Uh~~~, yes, youth films, my vulgar taste. The film is really a mind-free story, with a box office of more than 40 million in North America, and it is estimated that it is all directed at the world's sexiest high school gardener. Haha, yes, that's the one in Desperate Housewives. Gardener, you really want a face, a figure and a figure, much like Pete Sampras when he was young. The plot is a mixture of Clueless, Mean Girls, and She's All That. So even though the Sampras-like face irritated me, I still looked drowsy.
Extended Reading
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Kate: DAMMIT!
Carrie: It's not that hard, uhm... when he speaks to you count to three in your head before you answer him.
Heather: Don't show any interest. Don't even look at him too much.
Carrie: Yeah yeah. You got it?
[long pause]
Carrie: I said you got it?
Kate: I was counting to three!
Beth: Not that slowly! We don't what him to think you're retarded!
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Coach Williams: [screams at John in her bed wearing a red thong-John screams back and falls off the bed] You...
John Tucker: I'm sorry!
Coach Williams: ...little... MARCH!
[grabs John by the ear and leads him outside the hallway of the hotel. Coach Williams blows her whistle loudly. Many onlookers stare at John wearing that red thong]
Teammate #1: [sees John in that thong] John, what are you wearing?
Tommy: [sees John in that thong] Dude, those are for ladies.