okay, okay, I know everyone has been looking forward to this day since the beginning of the year. Don’t rush me anymore. Isn’t this coming? Political mission, historical mission, I understand, my destiny is destined to write for this series Film reviews, write film reviews, keep writing film reviews, just like our dear Magneto is destined to be in the second to the last day of his life. This year I am 30 years old, Magneto 53, and Professor X 51 (I know it doesn’t look like it, I also not Luangai, literature poke here: How Old is is Supposed to the Everyone-of Be in the X-Men:? Apocalypse ), from the first time I saw the "first war" now counting to five years later, the movie they but have spent most of their lives.
and magneto in two has never changed. (enough
to discuss the fight to say, this ending for the three stars on the level not more, old-fashioned story, boring villain, character The change is blunt and the mouth can save the world. The most frightening thing is that Marvel’s TTV’s eight-point file female flower series has reached an unprecedented peak here. The death of a superhero’s parents is nothing, compared to a kind of neoclassicism. Is your restraint beautiful? Look at the X-Men series, Dad is dead! Mom is dead! Wife is dead! Child is dead! Brother is dead! First love is dead! Your dog is dead! The passerby you don’t know is dead! My lover has amnesia! You amnesia! You remember again! The crush is dead! The crush is stabbed to death by you! The crush is so dead that there is no scum left! And all this! It's the fault of society! Weep and kneel in the light gray rain! Forming irreversible childhood (youth, middle-aged, old) trauma!
Of course, our Magneto has the most indiscriminate attack power. The six X-Men wear the life of the disgusted Eric. In order to promote the development of the plot and in order for the pros and cons to fight reasonably, he I had to bereave my father and mother when I was young, my first love was paralyzed in my youth, my wife and daughter were lost in middle-aged age, and my love was lost in old age. Thinking about his mania this way is easy to understand. After all, there are hundreds of X-Men people who can be played like this by the screenwriter except Wolverine. He is the only one who is forced to go online and forcefully. Off the line, the wife and daughter who died very unconcerned with a bento with one stone and two birds bowed to the sky and screamed "Why always me!!!" I also want to ask, "This time your relatives and friends are finally dead!! (The bald head is not) Next time I see you, what else can I do for Secondary Two!!!"
Ou almost forgot that he still has a set of his unrecognized wife and son, jujube cake, Kuaiyin cutie, I think something will happen to your next movie.
But there are also cute points. Although this time the BOSS picked up a full set of paintings for Ronan, the accuser in the Guardians of the Galaxy, and the entire episode was dragging four soy sauce bottles forcibly embarrassed, then embarrassed, and shuttled between various scenes. Standing at the apex of the pyramid continues to be embarrassing, but this kind of self-willedness, who knows that I am at full level, likes to bring newbies to brush dungeons is still very cute. Imagine an apocalypse, a great god at the level of Jehovah, who wakes up from a five-hundred-square-meter pyramid every day. The bus card is filled with tens of millions of experience points. As a result, he actually has a dusty music dream in his heart-Lao Tzu wants to organize The strongest dead black grind nuclear rock team in the universe! Go all out for the Good Voice of Egypt in 2016! First of all, I need the strongest bass player in the universe...no time! The chick who passed by is you! Come join my rock group! And you! Sexy basement guard, come and play the drums for me! Oh by the way, what friends do you know, we are still a keyboard player... OK! Now I’m missing the guitarist! Except for the lead singer myself, the guitarist is the soul of the band's sultry sister! Who is that man on TV! That gesture fat intestine metal! I like! it is good! Must go to Poland for a business trip!
Of course, the result of such a naive and violent group is very sad. The drummer Lingdie will only play every time, and the bassist Stormgirl will only play one song per song, and because she can’t stand the lead singer’s diss, her idol will turn her face. Just turn his face, keyboardist angels are always flying, always flying big, guitarist Magneto is a veteran in the circle. Ten years ago, he used his own power to fight against the heavy metal icon of Ten Thousand Stadium. It is a pity that it has become a gospel singer today. Professor X of Professor X has published a dog abuse album "You are not alone" which has been sold all over the world. From then on, whether it is the 10th Anniversary Sentinel Concert or the 20th Anniversary Egyptian Newcomer Debut Exhibition, as long as people shout for reorganization, There is no one who can't go back. Is it useful for you to put so many nuclear bombs and fireworks on such a big four-sided platform? The guitarist supports his opponent at critical moments! Singing love is the selfless dedication of CP! No wonder the last Apocalypse puts the diamond that is not smashed, smashed, smashed, uncorrupted for thousands of years, and it is not broken. It has to occupy Professor X's body that is more than half a hundred years old but still cute (huh). I understand. There are some things that are destined to work harder. It was in vain. You are not him, you can only become him.
Oh, you must have noticed it when you see it here. My body who said I don’t want to give this movie a five-star honesty. Haha, I can’t help it. I’m old, and I’m starting to think about feelings. I have to thank the first two films. The first one is that life is only as you see it at first, and it is as rebellious as the X-Men itself. The reckless tricks of burning money, bombing buildings, flying around, banging, banging, punching and kicking are unique, exquisite and humorous, and show their breathtaking imagination with the least amount of money. Eric's magnetic rotation of the antenna under Charles's tutoring is the best display of superpowers I have seen in the past ten years. It is concise, sexy and full of tension. Compared with that, Tianqili is much more clichéd in demolishing buildings and bridges. It seems that there is no fluctuation in people's hearts, and they even want to laugh. And the second part, thanks to the screenwriter of the second part, every time a superhero restarts is a murder, murdering our memories, infatuation, and the time of sitting in front of the screen, the old ones are thrown into the trash can and replaced by the newcomers infinite reincarnation. Again. This one saves the existence of the old trilogy with a soft restart. They are sealed in another time and space, like a piece of amber that carries all our memories. Wolverine, Professor X, Magneto, Devilish Girl, Phoenix, Laser Eye, Storm, Blue Devil, everyone is there, everyone starts a new life in the third part, Laser Eye, we just saw the Phoenix girl We know that they will love each other in the future. When the Phoenix girl first saw Wolverine, we knew that they would kill each other in the future. Needless to say, Professor X and Magneto will love each other again and again as long as the movie is filmed. kill. The movie has become a crystal ball, we have become big predictors, gaining insight into their original future, and expecting them to run a different trajectory. Compared to such a moving magical moment, is the old story a bit tricky?
Besides, we didn't originally come to watch the story, we came to watch the old man show his affection! Although they are all old in this movie, their hair roots are a bit gray (bald), their pleats grow geometrically, and there is no longer fierce domestic violence and fierce chess, but that huge steel X guard, Helping to build the school and rebuild the home to nurse the children, the promise of "you are here, I will be there", and the intimacy that knows the roots and knows each other can be understood with a glance, it is really time to precipitate the best gift. In the scene of being kidnapped to the top of the mountain, facing a blue-faced monster who sells Amway endlessly, the professor absent-mindedly glanced at Lao Wan again and again. The look in his eyes was so cute. The translation is probably "How can your kid get more and more confused." Before I went back, it was still a big boss. This time I actually hit it?" "The new uniform doesn't look good." "If you think about me, just come and go around such a big bend. Aren't you tired?" "Don't think I don't know that you sneak under my head The clothes are". Old Wan, you should understand after so many trials and errors. Heterosexuality has no future. It is either a breakup or death. Hurry up and hug the bald head in front of you. You two have buried the skylight. The world will be peaceful for many years. There is a poem saying: The most uncomfortable thing in the world is the gentleness of the old opponent, who directly teaches people to sit in a wheelchair and is bald. You want to conquer the world, I want to save the universe, Moshou, Moshou, as long as there is love, we will meet again in the next ten years.
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