Long Aotian didn't dare to make up like that

Seamus 2021-12-20 08:01:13

There are so many slots that I need to write a long review, and I was deceived by yxh again for time, money, and feelings.

When I first watched Weibo, it was said that this movie was super horrible and the sound effects were great. It was said that half of the audience was so scared to wear headphones, and the Weibo comment was also full of praise, which made People are looking forward to it!

I just went to the Amway Weibo post and it has been deleted.

So tonight, my friends and I walked into the cinema happily, and spent a huge sum of RMB 68! And then...what about the good horror movie? ! Isn't this a sand sculpture film? !

From the beginning of the film, it was full of frustration. After learning that her father had lost contact, the hostess still drove her way to the hardest-hit area to find her dad on her own when the super hurricane and the police asked to evacuate and promised to help her find her dad.

I really want to ask the hostess, are you more professional in search and rescue than the police, or are you more powerful and equipped than the police? Even dared to act alone in extreme weather. Moreover, there was a camera that showed that houses in low-lying areas were already flooded with water and only the roofs were left. You dare to drive to the hardest hit area calmly, and you are not afraid that the car will be flooded and turned off before it reaches the destination. Moreover, in that kind of rainstorm, the water level is rising wildly, it is possible that the whole vehicle is drowned and the person suffocated to death in the vehicle.

I hope everyone will pay attention to safety during heavy rain! ! ! Don't learn from the heroine! ! ! The news about the heavy rain in Beijing in the past 12 years, I still have lingering fears in retrospect.

The hostess arrived at her father's residence and found that the other party was not at home. At this time, the protagonist team joined a pet dog. Then the hostess arrived at her childhood home with her pet dog, and the protagonist's father and daughter dogs officially met.

The first god-level operation contributed by the heroine was that after she finally got her mobile phone carefully in the corner of the basement, she did not immediately return to the safe area or threw the mobile phone to her dad, but was located less than five meters away from the crocodile. Calling 911 is as if you are worried that the crocodile will not hear you! Big! Voice! begging! save! Sure enough, she not only attracted the one in front of her, but also one from behind.

But don’t worry! The heroine can escape smoothly even if her leg is bitten! The leg bitten by the bite force of about 1,000 kg not only continues to run freely without breaking, but also "flying with the wind and dreaming of wings"! The protagonist halo×1!

I’m from Baidu for bite force, blame Baidu for wrong writing, don’t blame me QAQ

Of course, the father of the protagonist group can't fall behind too much! Although his leg was bitten to the bone, he gritted his teeth and twisted his leg. Dad stood up again! Dad deserves to be a daddy! The protagonist halo×2!

The hostess found someone in the opposite supermarket after a short time of safety, so she asked the three people opposite for help. Focus on it! The weather at this time: heavy rain, the water level: it has risen to the knees of adult men, the supermarket trio has equipment: speedboat! Of course, it’s impossible for the heroine to ask for help successfully, otherwise how to make up the next time~

The trio from the supermarket quickly took the lunch. The older sister sitting on the boat was killed by the crocodile rushing out of the water. The brother standing in the water was attacked and killed by the crocodile. The younger brother in the supermarket was also dragged into the water by the crocodile and killed. (The supporting role is really miserable×3

After asking for help to no avail, the father and daughter chose plan B-to find another exit in the basement, but this exit door was stuck and failed again.

At the beginning of the movie, two police officers who promised the hostess that they would come to look for her dad came. Focus on it! The weather at this time: still heavy rain, police equipment: speedboat + gun.

The father and daughter banged on the floor frantically and asked for help. I don’t know why the heroine was loudly near the door of plan B but the police walked to the main entrance of the basement, and why they didn’t let the police pry open the door of plan B...

Police A was not ready to go into the water after learning that there was a crocodile in the water, but was still bitten into the water by the crocodile that washed out of the water. That's right, the father and daughter yelled for help and didn't attract the crocodile, but the crocodile didn't say a few words and was bitten by the crocodile. The policeman B standing in the water outside the house was also bitten by a crocodile and dragged into the water. The total appearance is estimated to be less than three minutes. The scene is not as good as a dog. (The supporting role is really miserable×5

Just when I thought that my father and daughter would continue their self-help plan... Suddenly the style of painting changed into an urban family emotional movie, and the father and daughter had so many awkward and sensational dialogues that they wanted to double the speed. At this time, the heroine gets the chicken soup buff from Dad: Your physical fitness has never been the cause of dragging down your swimming speed.

The original plan was for the hostess to go out through the entrance of the basement, but because there was a crocodile at the entrance, the hostess decided to abandon the original plan to go out through the underground water pipe... (Kiss, do you remember how the supermarket trio died? The crocodile outside? There are countless imported crocodiles, and the hostess her father has mentioned many times that the crocodiles in the house come in through the underground water pipe. For this, I can only choose to go to the sewer pipe.

The hostess arrived at the sewer pipe smoothly, found the police body and got the gun +1. But immediately the heroine was bitten in the arm and the gun was quickly consumed. At this time, the heroine once again demonstrated the skills of copper skin and iron bones! Although his arm was bitten by a crocodile, he can still swim and fight! (Protagonist Halo×3

There is also a detail in this scene that the little crocodile broke out of its shell. It is known that the crocodile egg has a hatching period of 2 to 3 months, so this group of alligators have already crawled out of the farm next door?

After the hostess finally swims out of the underwater world, she feels relieved, and she yells for help twice... (Kiss, crocodile can climb ashore, you just relax so quickly? You scream for such a stormy rainy day. You can’t hear your voice even if you are rescued, okay, and your dad is drowning, why don’t you hurry to rescue your dad as soon as possible?

Randomly search and excerpt an alligator news

After the father-daughter-dog combination was finally safe for the time being, my father planned everyone to leave by the speedboat next to the supermarket opposite (why not go directly to the top of the building for help?), so everyone decided to go to the supermarket (why the speedboat stopped by the police at the door disappeared, the opposite The speedboat is still there?).

Dad: "Heavy rain is the best cover now. There are splashes everywhere. They can't sense the water caused by our walking." (Dad, do you remember the supporting characters who died in the heavy rain? Harm, the protagonist halo×10086 !

Halfway down the road, the rain stopped instantly! Surprised or not surprised? Dad then resorted to a lingering belief: you can't see them if you don't move them! Crocodile: Okay, I can't see it, nor can I smell the bloody smell on your body! (At this time, I can't help but think of the supporting actors who died tragically, miserable or miserable!

Unexpectedly, at this time, my father opened the mouth-cannon mode again, encouraging his daughter to swim faster than the crocodile, and I believe she will definitely get the speedboat! (Hostess, your dad told you to die!

Although the heroine is seriously injured with the debuff, is this an ordinary person? This is the heroine with the papa chicken soup buff superimposed! So the heroine really did it! Swim faster than a crocodile! (The protagonist halo max!

It is known that the current best time of 50 meters is 20.91 seconds. The calculation shows that the fastest human swimming speed is about 8.6 km/h, while the instantaneous swimming speed of the crocodile is about 100 km/h. In summary, is it the heroine?

The father and daughter dogs finally got on the boat, the hostess said that he was ready to start, and immediately after the dyke burst, the flood came, but...until the flood rushed to her eyes, the hostess’s boat did not ship! move! rise! Come! (The protagonist is your halo!

The protagonist group of a boat was washed home by the flood just after walking out of the house, and was washed away.

Dad gets the flare×n at the entrance of the stairs;

The dog arrived at the stairs smoothly. Dog: I'm still alive, I didn't expect it;

Dad was bitten by a crocodile's arm (Although his arm was broken and his leg was soaked in the dirty water for so long, he can still fire the skill: Mouth Cannon!;

The hostess found the search and rescue helicopter inside the house, and then lit the signal flares by the window inside the house (at this time, the water level outside the house was obviously higher than the window, why not go to the roof to set off the signal flares?). Of course, the heroine did not attract the helicopter but attracted the crocodile, and then was bitten by the crocodile on her shoulders to spin frantically. At this time, the heroine's halo lights up again. She recalled the training of the swimming team and kept up with the speed of the crocodile's rotation. The crocodile was blinded by the signal bullet and escaped smoothly.

Guys, don't think that the show operation is over! too young!

The hostess distracted the crocodile for her dad (although the father was really seriously injured and the five scum, but the daughter fighting the crocodile for herself is really so easy to accept and watch the hostess go to die! Your daughter is really not Did you send it for your phone bill!

Finally, I would like to ask the hostess to introduce Amway's bathroom glass material, which can withstand dozens of crocodile attacks without breaking! ! !

Although other disaster films, there are also protagonists' halo blessings. However, the protagonist group of "Crocodile Storm" can turn all logic, science, and wisdom into a circle of clouds in front of the protagonist's halo, and it is also compelling. "Crocodile Storm": I don't want you to think, I want me to think, dad thinks you can do it!

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Crawl quotes

  • Haley: Apex predator all day.

  • Haley: [after the whole house has flooded] You gotta be fucking kidding me.