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Recently, the editor was given a bite of chicken soup by a "R-rated" love movie.
This film is performed by two powerful actors, Seth Rogen and Charlize Theron , who will form a pair of "high and low" CPs in the film.
Charlize Theron estimates that everyone is very familiar with it. He has starred in "Mad Max 4" , "Cold City" , "Youth" and other movies. As a French-German, she has an elegant appearance but unlimited play. The middle-aged fat aunt in "Tali"; the bald female warrior in "Mad Max"; the scarred spy agent in "Cold City", Superb acting skills make her one of Hollywood's first-line movie stars.
If you often watch European and American R-rated movies and American TV series, then you will certainly not be unfamiliar with Seth Rogen .
As long as there is a comedy movie in which Seth Rogen participates, there will always be a bit of " dirty " elements, more or less, but it will always make the movie more interesting. "Interview", "Neighbors", "Dragon Tiger Boys" and other hilarious comedy movies have his participation, and when it comes to Seth Logan, people often think of his good friend-Fu Lanlan. (James Franco).
When the "Foul Demon King" meets "Bai Fumei", the chemical reaction caused by the collision of this strange combination makes every scene of the movie have enough laughs and bursts for the audience to watch.
--"All the people chasing the queen"--
Long Shot
2019.3.9
One night at the beginning of the story, a white supremacist party is being held in secret.
A white man shouted to get rid of all the Jews in the world and ensure the purity of blood.
Fred , the hero of the film, a reporter, decided to sneak into the party to obtain material for a report.
The white speaker asked Fred, who had a raw face, to have a "swastika" tattoo to prove that he was also a member of white supremacy.
In order to report, Fred has no choice but to follow people tattooing symbols.
Halfway through the tattoo, the host rushed to stop the event with a computer.
They discovered that Fred was a reporter , and more serious:
He is a Jew who has replaced his fakes .
When Fred was questioned by everyone, he was found to have recorded the conversation of the party with his mobile phone. The frustrated host threatened to kill Fred.
In a hurry, Fred grabbed the phone, jumped through the crowd from the second floor , and fell directly on the roof of the car.
Although he was injured, Fred kept the recording, and there was enough material for the report.
This is Fred, one of hundreds of nights when he was a reporter, willing to go deep into the tiger's den for the authenticity of the report-even if the price is falling.
Time came to the morning, an elegant woman's room.
Accompanied by various conference calls and consultations, a busy day began.
Charlotte , our heroine, the current Secretary of State , plans to run for the next presidential election and become a female president after learning that the president is not re-elected.
In order to increase the success rate of being elected, she formed a team of think tanks to pave the way and make suggestions for her election.
Improve your image and background from all aspects, but more importantly:
Compared with a glorious political image, she hopes to make contributions to this country and the world .
Fred returned to the newspaper and gave the materials to his boss, Jin San Bu Fat, and said that this report would definitely have a great response.
However, the boss told Fred that the newspaper had been acquired by a larger media company, and that future reports might not be published as they pleased.
To make matters worse, the boss of that media company was Parker Wembley , whom Fred hated , and he published some conscientious reports to mislead the masses .
The boss said that the upper management needed to lay off 2/3 of the staff, but the board of directors took Fred’s news as explosive and attractive and allowed him to stay.
Fred expressed his unwillingness to bury his conscience and write reports that distort the facts. The citizens need the truth instead of being deceived .
Even if you have no money to clean yourself and love yourself, Fred resigned.
After resigning, Fred intends to seek help from his friend Lance , but Lance , who is at work, said: Go! You are not happy, now take you to be happy!
Then announced that all employees were off work because their friends were unhappy.
Please tell me where you can get it for free.
Lance leads Fred to a high-class reception, hoping that Fred can relax.
Fred, who had made a mistake by mistake, accidentally recognized the sweetheart who had been his babysitter before : the current Secretary of State Charlotte.
Their eyes met, and Charlotte seemed to recognize Fred.
Fred didn't take the initiative to talk, because he had a kiss with Charlotte when he was a boy .
The point is, he got an erection while kissing , and was spotted and teased by Charlotte's boyfriend at the time.
Although Charlotte said it was okay at the time, Fred thought it was one of the stains in his life .
But Lance thinks: This is a good girl, because she accepts your mediocre erection completely .
Lance urged Fred to talk to Charlotte, for nothing else, always say hello after years of not seeing it.
At this time, the bodyguard signaled to Fred that the Secretary of State wanted to talk to him.
Having not seen him for many years, Fred once again stood in front of his childhood sweetheart, and Charlotte did not alienate Fred because of his status as Secretary of State, but gave him a big hug .
When the two were recounting their old days, Fred discovered that Parker Wembley, the media tycoon who had acquired his former owner, was constantly harassing Charlotte, hoping that she could have a meeting with him.
Fred attacked Parker with the intention of drinking. Just when he was asked to leave by the on-site security, Fred came from the stairs to speed up the fall and brake with his face.
The funny video of Fred falling down the stairs was uploaded to social networking sites, causing a sensation. After Charlotte learned that Fred is an excellent reporter, she hopes to recruit him into her think tank and write speeches for herself.
Charlotte said that she is not the kind of politician who makes a set of pre-election and post-election pranks. She really hopes that her campaign initiative can be implemented-the global environmental protection initiative .
After learning about her determination, Fred decided to join and write a speech for his sweetheart.
Because environmental initiatives involve multiple countries, Charlotte and her team have been flying all over the world to promote the implementation of the plan.
One night in a foreign country, just as Fred and Charlotte were discussing in-depth life issues, they were suddenly attacked by militants.
The two entered the safe house under the cover of bodyguards and agents.
A room, two men and women, let it go, and produced wonderful emotions.
Fred kissed his sweetheart again.
The appearance of the bodyguard broke this beautiful moment and informed the two of them to prepare to evacuate.
After leaving the danger zone, Charlotte asked Fred to come to his room on the grounds of official business.
The two performed the first intense boat scene lasting about 10 seconds .
Charlotte said that she rarely had an orgasm so quickly, but Fred said that she usually had an orgasm (hhhhhh).
In the morning Fred met the bodyguard who was covering him last night, and hoped that he would keep the secret between him and Charlotte .
The bodyguard said: No one will believe it , and then I wish Fred good luck.
Theron is really fighting. . . . . .
From then on, Fred and Charlotte started a secret communication mode.
One day, the president requested to talk to Charlotte, stating that one of the environmental protection initiatives needs to be removed because it may involve the interests of certain consortia. If they don’t accept it, Charlotte may lose the president’s support .
Charlotte, who was distressed about succumbing, asked Fred for help and asked him to take herself to go to the Die to relax.
The requirement is to have ecstasy.
Without saying anything, Fred finds an intermediary to buy ecstasy pills, and the two find a good place and just want to do something like this.
The sad thing happened.
The Department of Homeland Security stated that some soldiers were held hostage by local militants during their missions , and the effect of ecstasy still had 4 to 5 hours to disperse.
Charlotte can only bite the bullet and negotiate with the armed men in a psychedelic state.
With the help of the emergency and the effectiveness of the medicine, the negotiation with the armed elements was unexpectedly successful, and the hostages were safely released.
Charlotte's image in front of the public is more pleasing, and public opinion has also risen for a while .
However, the terms of the environmental protection initiative remained unchanged, which eventually angered Parker, the head of the affected consortium behind it.
I'm so excited, I can even masturbate myself
Parker threatened Charlotte to change the proposed regulations, otherwise he would release the secret of her boyfriend Fred's computer camera shooting : Fred rushed to the video of Charlotte's speech and shot himself in the face.
Since you are the president, there is nothing to do with you, so let's use your boyfriend.
Charlotte informed Fred of the incident, saying that he accepted the request of the other party in exchange for Fred's reputation; but Fred believed that Charlotte was not nervous about his reputation, but worried that Fred's video would affect his campaign.
Charlotte even said that even after being elected, he will not announce his existence immediately , but will use a series of methods to beautify Fred's background and do various public relations. The last perfect Fred will be shown to the public.
Fred, who has always strived for facts and authenticity , said that he was unwilling to associate with Charlotte in this way. He hoped to show his true colors to the public. In the end, the two broke up unhappy.
Feeling on the rocks, Fred once again looked for friends to talk to him. Lance pointed out that Fred had always considered from his own standpoint, and did not think about Charlotte personally.
In the evening, Charlotte received a call from Fred, who was mistaken for a message mailbox.
Fred expressed his willingness to cooperate with Charlotte and show a better public image. He does not want to lose his loved ones because of his so-called "self".
In the morning, Charlotte officially announced to the public that he would run for the next presidential election.
In addition, Charlotte also admitted the fact that he has a boyfriend, confessed to the public about Fred's existence, and hoped that everyone would accept a " normal person " version of Fred.
Charlotte did not abide by the agreement with Parker and still pursued environmental protection initiatives.
Parker furiously uploaded the video of Fred's hand to the social network, and the trend of " bukkake man " was unstoppable for a while.
Fred and Charlotte finally settled their suspicion, and the two announced their identities as a couple before the public.
On the surface, it is a nonsense comedy movie with R-rated shit, but in fact, the film is full of chicken soup , with all kinds of irony and stalks flying all over the sky.
Charlize Theron successfully interprets a flesh and blood, simple and capable female president. If there was such a female candidate in the election, it is estimated that the United States has truly ushered in the first female president in history.
And Fred, played by Seth Logan, is no longer the "Dragon Aotian"-style male protagonist, but he gets the heroine's heart inexplicably and ends in a happy ending. Fred is straightforward, persevering , and charismatic in his unremitting pursuit of goals. He can write a speech that can be held by the news. Obviously it is a male protagonist with online strength and charm. It is not destiny to get Charlotte's heart, but to win it by strength.
In addition to the two leading actors, other supporting roles also added a lot of "seasoning" to the film.
As an R-rated comedy film, the quality of this film is obviously superior. While laughing, there are many things in it that are worthy of our recollection and thinking. The combination of heavy taste and small freshness also gives people a brand-new movie-watching experience.
Thanks for watching~
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