Nasty warning ahead

Johnnie 2021-10-18 09:30:39

The Ghost Party is real ugly. However, choosing to watch the Ghost Party is not the stupidest thing I did. The stupidest thing is that I went to watch it on the first day of the screening, and then the seats around were full, and the whole process of clicking, clicking, clicking, and clicking snacks was accompanied by a low voice commentary. , I will give you a few excerpts:

"(Girlfriend:) Oh, which is Bond?"
"Little hat is pretty good-looking inside."
"Do you know why this water doesn't freeze? Living water doesn't freeze, but dead water freezes. . " "
this (zhei4) meaning it has pieces that you see on the left is work, the right is love, I know him to be doing next is certainly the first to find his lover kiss children. you see the pro-ah right ha ha Hahahaha, they all say that the French are romantic, but the British have to kiss them first when they work aside~"
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I choose a dog leash.
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I will tell you something before the dog belt. The last time I saw Bond in junior high school, Casino Royale, yes, when I first switched to this Bond, I remembered Eva Green’s picturesque death and terribly tragic death all the way, even though there were a lot of familiar actors in the film after many years. The problem is that I don't know who is who except Bond, vesper who appeared in the photo, and Mrs. M who appeared in the VTR. Doesn't you give me any previous love? Isn't it too careless to take care of the non-loyal audience?

The protagonist is the Bond who killed his sister to prove the truth, of course, let's talk about his sister first.
The four females are always really old. Don’t tell me how beautiful she was when she was young. Now it’s not as picturesque. The close-up shot is terribly old. I have feelings for Monica, but this The role of the waste dim sum female cannon fodder real wasted her little remaining style. The third female black girl has no meaning other than showing the attributes that Bond people can estrus when they love each other. The second female is young and tender and strong and beautiful, just a little bit cruel, to me, it means Bond pulls the dick, Madeleine is ruthless, the front foot has just rolled hotly with the person, and the bed sheet will soon be said goodbye with the back foot, alas, it has personality. I am optimistic about you, so how did you suddenly become the only person who can understand Bond's true heart? What the hell 007 is not filming anymore? Is this the realization that Dao Guo will not kill her sister? I didn't watch the middle ones. Why did the two new Bonds that I just watched play the set of not killing people and loving beauty in the same way? But this time the sermon was successful, I am very upset, OK Vesper is watching you. Female one, although Q always carries a strong "I'm heroine" Buff every time he plays, the intelligence base that seems to be bombed is also blown up by a watch bomb blessed by the heroine. , Bond comes back to take something with him, who wants to watch him take the car, follow him Q, if the screenwriter is not sensible, you are not sensible? Screenwriter Goose Heart, Goose Heart.
When it comes to screenwriters, one has to say that screenwriters are super-hearted.
Ralph's acting is a waste of acting. Bellucci who swishes amorously, is a waste of amorous feelings. The female duo is pretty pleasing, just pleasing, and masculine pleasing. Why do I miss Vesper? Vesper is a very personal girl. This time, the female second is completely ordinary, and all commercial blockbusters don’t look for it. The delicate vases are all in this way. Although I love her teary eyes, I have to admit that she is not as good as Ant-Man Nebo Botou. She sells charms and is a thousand less Bobo Botou than the big sister of Mission Impossible. . In fact, what I want to say is that there is no character in the whole film that implements a kind of personal logic. This is very terrible. If it is not implemented, there is no aesthetics. Each character feels too shit to implement Bond at any time. The attribute of estrus anywhere is an aesthetic, the actors are not wrong, so you take the pot of the screenwriter, put it on your head, and bow your head! Face the gas stove! Okay, go ahead.

Wu Zhi is shit. I was slammed by the Mission Impossible Wu Zhi a hundred times a hundred times, and the big scene did not feel like a big one. Just, wow, a lot of tofu slag projects = = run at the festival celebrations, on the beach, It’s understandable that the series of movies can’t sell the plot and start to sell customs Put the fire.

There is no logic. The biggest feeling is that there is no logic. Although the villain actors have tried their best to pretend to be forced, there is no logic, there is no logic. A strong base camp, just say it blows! It exploded, wow, the female one is really amazing. Big boss, if you don't do it, you won't die, if you don't talk nonsense, you won't be overturned by Bond, you don't understand how to be numb, what age is still using time bombs! Little boss, ah, wasting Mo Niang, is this the little boss with the most embarrassed way to die in the 007 series? King Kong thugs, when he had time, he calmly watched Bond say a last word. Why didn't he know how he dragged him off the train with Bond? Don't tell me I understand, I understand, it's a big pot, it's all screenwriters.

Bond.
Only the mobs and estrus are more handsome, and they are always beaten as a Bond who is rescued by a dog by a girl at critical moments.
It's best not to treat this Bond as the same person as the previous versions of Bond.
It feels like he really likes to let the audience see him being abused into a dog. Does anyone really like watching Bond being abused into a dog? Anyway, I don't, I still like Brosnan.

It’s not that it’s useless. Although it’s a bit weird, the luxurious MV at the beginning is pretty beautiful, the music is nice, and the male voice is quite sexy, although I don’t know what to do with a golden luxurious MV at the beginning of an action movie. .

finally.
On the first day of commercial filming, the name will not be called Young Master Dragon instead of Young Master Zhu.

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Spectre quotes

  • James Bond: Tempus Fugit... isn't it funny how time flies?

    [his watch explodes]

  • James Bond: [Oberhauser shows Madeleine footage of Mr. White committing suicide] No, no, no. Turn it off. Turn it off.

    Oberhauser: This is important.

    James Bond: I said turn it off!

    [a SPECTRE member hits Bond in the leg]