Marvin, the most melancholic robot in history, is 42 times more adorable than Da Bai

Horace 2021-10-18 09:30:29


Posting this post here is a bit of a mess. But I can't help it.

Because the most adorable robot in my heart is not the popular Dabai, but Marvin from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Marvin is a robot suffering from depression.

Its round head is equivalent to a planet, and it is extremely smart, at least it thinks it is smarter than its owner. The host yelled to him: "Freeze (which means don't move, but also has the meaning of freezing)!" Marvin replied calmly: I am not a refrigerator!

Marvin thinks the vast universe has a lot to do, but the owner always lets it do simple things such as opening and closing doors. It despises this but can only pursue it infallibly.

I seriously suspect that Marvin’s depression is due to his lack of talent. It is said that Marvin participated in an interview for "Star Wars" many years ago, and the director George Lucas chose the dumb robot R2D2.

There is no doubt that this greatly aggravated its depression. Marvin even began to lose sleep, relying on hundreds of millions of sheep in a second to fall asleep.

I compiled a set of quotes from Marvin, which is actually a lot of complaints. I think it can be used to deal with moms, bosses, wives and the like. When encountering the broken thoughts of the above-mentioned people, you might as well respond with a sad expression like a gorilla and a low tone like a cello.

"The diode in the left half of my body hurts terribly."

"When you think life is so bad that it can't be any worse, it's actually worse."

"Life, hate it or ignore it, you can't like it anyway. ."

"Don't pretend that you want to talk to me, I know you hate me."

"You just hate me, everyone hates me. This is part of the universe."

"I said to that computer for a long time. For a long time, I explained my point of view to it, from the universe to itself. Then it committed suicide."

" Do you want me to dip my head in a bucket of water? I'm ready. "


However, Adams created Marvin not to make him a clown, but to make him a decisive hero.

In the movie version, the real heroes and heroines are surrounded by fierce enemies and are at stake. At this time, Marvin came forward. It picked up a concept gun-this is the most powerful weapon in the universe. No matter who you hit with the idea gun, he will immediately agree with all your opinions. The original intention of developing the Concept Gun was for women to use against their husbands, but later became the treasure of the dictator against dissidents-shooting at the enemy.

Marvin asked those enemies who were extremely arrogant: "Are you feeling melancholy?" They nodded and said yes, limp to the ground.

There is no such a big head as Marvin, it is impossible to bear such a large dose of melancholy.

I don't need a gentle white fat man so much, hugs and medicine can't cure me.

Perhaps it would be better to come to a melancholy Marvin, let's talk about this ridiculous life together, and then continue to live stubbornly.

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Extended Reading
  • Rosendo 2022-03-19 09:01:02

    Although the plot is mediocre, there is a big white, a cute covering a hundred ugliness.

  • Yvonne 2022-04-24 07:01:02

    At the beginning, the expectations were too high. I read the introduction with a Japanese child as the protagonist. I thought it was an animation like Wall-E or Doraemon, but it turned out to be the Marvel-style comedy style in the end, with all Japanese elements. It's all in the scene, and it's not reflected in the dialogue at all, and I personally hate this kind of movie with a fast-paced plot, but I'm quite satisfied with the special effects and the setting of the combined city of Tokyo and San Francisco.

Big Hero 6 quotes

  • Hiro: Professor Callaghan, let him go! Is this what Abigail would have wanted?

    Robert Callaghan: [grieved and angry] Abigail is GONE!

    Hiro: This won't change anything. Trust me. I know.

    [Callaghan's expression softens into a look of regret]

    Alistair Krei: [scared] Listen to the kid, Callaghan. Please, l-let me go. I'll give you anything you want!

    Robert Callaghan: [enraged] I want my daughter back!

  • [repeated line]

    Baymax: Oh, no.