The cousin is not a gas-saving lamp. Zheng Qingqing has a big belly at the US military base in Nevada, and he is worried that he can’t find the pick-up man to come out as his father. Here, he received a text message from his cousin. , Picked up the phone and returned an article: Oppa, the egg is ready, we are leaving your chromosome. Hurry up and pack up and come to the United States. I have found a good job for both of us in Chinatown in San Francisco. When the child is born, he will get a green card! Our family are all first-class American citizens who eat beef every day!
The Philippine brother was very excited, so he quickly fired his boss and flew to the United States. But! This little flirting text between the two of them was eavesdropped on by their big cousin who was in the family five hundred years ago! !
The big cousin who engages in base actually doesn't like to engage in base. People are just called Naoji. He usually watches more comics and likes to call himself the beast warrior of love and justice. Big cousin is also an environmentalist, advocating a natural and simple life. In order to implement environmental protection, he even moved his family to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Now that my little cousin wants to smuggle into the United States and the family is going to be black there, the big cousin’s love and justice’s small universe is burning up. How can Emma smuggle this kind of thing! ! Do you still want the face of our ancient beasts! ! As soon as you two smuggle, what face is there to stand in the superhero world! ! Pack your things and swim to the United States immediately. In fact, the eldest cousin is thin-skinned, and he is embarrassed to admit that he is jealous when he goes to the United States to play guns.
To make a long story short, this person who has been making appointments has already arrived in the United States. why? My sister eats well in the United States. Unlike my brother’s tea and rice in Japan, my sister eats burgers every day, and she eats fat, fat, tall, and big brothers. Brother estimated his size and felt a little overwhelmed, but how could he let go of this life’s only chance to donate chromosomes for free! So as soon as I gritted my teeth, I honored the vibrator that my sister picked up on the road as a meeting ceremony. The girl glanced at it, scratched her belly with the vibrator, and said that it's just that, it's not enough, you can find a few more. The little brother trembled and went out to look for it.
At this moment, the cousin who made a special trip to stop the guns came to San Francisco. He just saw the girl squatting and playing in Chinatown with nothing to do. Suddenly, evil came from the side of the gall, and one of them didn't hold back and threw the girl down. NS. The poor little brother finally rendezvous with the sister. After so many years, the gun has not been fired, and he immediately screamed and joined the ranks of 3p. But the cousin who has been lonely for so many years, that accumulated a lot of positive energy is really not a cover, and he bit his neck and slapped his neck for three hundred rounds, and the cousin who has been ji has a big move. Filipino brother, another big move shot the girl to death. My cousin said that Emma was playing big this time, and fell down and pretended to be dead. Unexpectedly, a group of reporters gathered around to take pictures of him, saying that he is a great hero who cleans the environment to prevent smuggling, and they have to send him a big pennant. The big cousin got up, shakes off the dust, smiled shyly, leaving a lonely back view of the cheering San Francisco people, saying:
Radiation, I only eat natural ones!
Then I went back to the Mariana Trench to grow kelp...The love and justice of the big cousin will not send the green hills or change the green water, and we will see you in the sequel...
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This version of Godzilla is exactly Salamander in the summoning demon, okay! ! ! That sword eyebrow star! Those eyes full of justice! The belly with love [Salamande is definitely the abdominal muscles]! I'm almost wearing a loincloth! ! And Ken Watanabe is so good! You can't tell whether it's unpredictable or constipated, do you think you are Ikogendo! This soy sauce is too hard for you! !
And all the characters except Ken Watanabe said that Japanese are seriously jumping into the play! ! ! ! !
ATJ has only one expression from beginning to end! ! ! ! ! !
Negative Ratings! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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