Quotations

Dolores 2021-10-18 09:30:08

You should defecate six times a day.

What your mother's is a canvas, what your dad's is a brush, you are art.

If you never make a little effort, you will never be gregarious.

The largest earthquake in Los Angeles history.

We have 12 bottles of water, 56 bottles of beer, 2 bottles of vodka, 4 bottles of whiskey, 6 bottles of wine,
agave, chocolate sauce, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steak, Betty's pancakes, CT Crunch, milk, ketchup,
a pack of Milky Way, half an ounce of sour diesel, 35 grams of master powder, one ounce of mushrooms, 15 ecstasy pills, a pornographic magazine, a baseball bat,
a video recorder that can shoot 127 hours of movies, from movies The usable revolvers that the air force brought...

a lot of people fell into the pit outside, doesn’t mean we can’t have fun.

I don't need to be in a group, I am like DMX, I am a lone wolf.

I was scared, scared by myself.

Sinking holes always occur in summer.

Even if the apocalypse appears, it is not necessarily our end. We still have hope. We must be brave enough to try and prove our value.

You fucking stick your iPad on the wall as a tile, but you pistol like a pilgrim!

Lao Tzu's semen is everywhere!

The right one is the best.

I can't stand sucking my mother's milk all day, I want to control this pair of tits.

I flew a plane in your magazine, just a tear from my desire for help. The more sad I was, the more I had sexual desire, tears gushing from my glans.

This world has no culture at all, don't pretend to look like a dog anymore.

Your arms are too thin, I'm afraid you don't even carry enough food for hamsters.

Grass jesus fucking!

The bad things we did far outweigh the good things, and it's time to redeem our sins.

This planet is not for me, but for you.

Saying good things can't take you to heaven.

Can't be the same angry winner.

I hate who I am now, and all will hate you who I am now.

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Extended Reading
  • Frances 2022-03-22 09:01:11

    Legend has it that there is a particularly evil person named Jian Tuduo. One day he saw a spider and wanted to trample it to death, but he was in a good mood and let it go. Later, the spider repaid him and threw a gold wire to him who was suffering in hell after his death, and pulled him up. He looked back and saw that other evil spirits were also crawling along the golden thread, so he wanted to kick them down, and when he lifted his foot, the golden thread broke. Tell a story. . .

  • Curtis 2022-04-21 09:01:14

    good friend, forever

This Is the End quotes

  • Jonah Hill: [as Woody Harrelson] I have to do what's right, weed is for the people, it's the peoples weed.

  • James Franco: Dude look helicopters, helicopter, the good guys are here. We're fine, we're gonna be fine

    [Helicopter crashes and propeller flies through window and sticks into wall next to Craig]

    Craig Robinson: [Screaming and jumping] Goddamn, Goddamn

    James Franco: You okay?

    Craig Robinson: No I'm not okay.

    [Shows finger with small scratch and blood]

    Craig Robinson: Fuck yo house Franco

    James Franco: My house didn't do that