In this way, only mom loves you the most in the world

Louvenia 2022-08-01 10:21:58

A comedy about the daughters wanting to get rid of their mothers’ excessive care, and was moved by one of the lines, Your mom was probably pretty normal before she had you.

But then you were born. And you didn't sleep for six months,

so she didn't sleep for six months.

And you refused to eat, and when you did eat, you would barf all over her clothes.

And that made your mom a little crazy.

And then you fell off your bike and you broke your arm.

And then you got bullied in school.

And then you started dating that weird dude with the stake through his nose.

And all those things made your mom a little more crazy.

And then you got married and you bought a house you can't afford

and you're raising kids who never say "please" or "thank you."

Shit, they can't even read.

And all those things made your mom super-duper crazy.

And now you come into my office and you go, "Dr. Karl, why is my mom so crazy?"

And the answer is.¨You, motherfucker.You made your mom crazy.

So be nice to your mom'cause you're the one who fucked her shit up.

There is no one in this world who loves you more than your mother. The Spring Festival is approaching, cherish your loved ones.

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A Bad Moms Christmas quotes

  • Carla: [to Ty] Put a baby in me, Santa number two!

  • Ruth: [introducing herself] Hello. Ruth, like Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

    Isis: Oh. Isis, like the terrorist organization.