This is the last weekend before leaving this town. I came to this cinema again as a farewell. The 7 o'clock sunset in California on such a day reminds me of the afternoon and evening when I came to the theater alone. Suddenly, there was the urge to watch "Paradise Cinema" again, and especially wanted to end the fate with this theater with an excellent movie.
After the movie ended...no, when the ending song just started, I rushed out of the theater, preparing to watch another one tomorrow as a farewell.
Because The Wolverine is the worst movie I have ever seen this year.
Although I haven't seen the Fuchun Mountain Living Picture, I have seen The Lone Ranger and the Little Times.
Gold, silver, copper and iron. Whether or not a movie can meet the passing standard in quality, there is such a golden thread, no, steel wire, or fuse.
This fuse is very simple, it is logic. A movie is cut from side to side, and it cannot be required to be logically free, but it can’t be used throughout.
In "Batman: The Dark Knight Rises", Batman climbs out of the deep well and teleports into the completely blocked city of Gotham. This is a logical flaw. But on this point, it doesn't matter, that film is still a passing film.
In "Little Times", the son drove a Maserati everywhere, and his awesome mother was sitting on a BMW 3 Series. This is also a logical flaw, and it is a slightly less conspicuous place in the whole film. Then this movie definitely failed.
Then we look back at the film. This film covers most of the logic flaws, and Guo Jingming can simply use this film for inspiration in the future.
Audience's perspective-this is a very common misfortune in mediocre works, which directly shows the author's inattentiveness. There seems to be information sharing between all the characters and the audience in this film. A participated in something in the film, although B did not participate and did not communicate with A, but it will also be mentioned in the subsequent plot.
for example:
——Boy Ninja, how did you know that your girlfriend and Wolverine have a leg?
——Wolverine had a dream of being kissed by a Viper girl, and everyone knew that Ya's self-healing ability was abolished.
——Grandpa told his granddaughter that when he announces his suicide note three days later, he will announce that all his property after his death will be given to the granddaughter. But tm started killing his daughter before his father arrived in three days! ! !
The funny thing is that what the audience doesn't know seems to be unknown to all characters. At the beginning, everyone thought that there was no one inside, and they watched Viper operating it, and sitting there all day seemed like it was out of power. Viper also kept saying that grandpa was dead, but in the last time Mom sat in the hijab. Grandpa! ! ! Who was in the coffin before that! You are a idiot when you are a son! Didn't you watch it while loading the coffin?
Irrational behavior-refers to the unreasonable behavior of the character. For example:
——Viper, you caught Wolverine, why didn't you get rid of the invincible! The result was overturned, isn't it!
——Little girl, you just wore headphones and ignored the uncle, why after a while, the uncle can force you to open the room! (Little girl: The audience told me that the uncle did his best for me just now.> <)
——Little wolf, you see squatting on the eaves, why don’t you shout! Why did you jump out when you saw a monk with a tattoo! (Little Wolf: Mom's audience told me that the squatting man wants to protect the little girl!)
——Grandpa, why didn't you recognize each other for so long? Lifting the helmet, "Xiao Li, it's me! I did this to avoid your dad!" Isn't it a big reversal! ! ! And you sit there motionless all day, pretending to be dead!
——Viper used poison to insult the ninja boy, but did not spray the poison after overturning the female swordsman several times.
--the most serious! Damn Wolverine, you fell asleep and someone broke the room and finally let someone charter a flight home for you! I don't even want to come to see them! Also lied to the girl's best friend to play Langji Tianya! There is something better than Loser!
Faction is blurred-in many movies, some people's faction changes inexplicably, and finally died. For example:
——Viper, what are you doing! What is the value of your life! Who are you helping! no one knows……
——Boy Ninja, what's the matter with you helping Viper somehow! Then you don’t rush if you catch a rival in love! Then your girlfriend put a green hat on you, and still did a play in front of you, and stabbed you while you were kissing. Why didn't you kill Bitch and save him in the head?
Invincibility-this point is particularly prominent in this movie... Not only the protagonist is invincible, all kinds of people have invincibility, and the invincibility is not ordinary. For example:
——Wolverine, your self-healing ability has been relieved, but you can fly on the high-speed rail after being shot in the heart.
——Viper, you got pierced by an arrow, and you got cured by peeling off the skin! Arrows! Arrows! And how can your hair fall off! Is it on the skin with long hair? Are you not a biology professor!
——Papa University (College Oh) students from the University know how to participate in the creation of mutants. Either his university is abnormal or his IQ is abnormal.
——Dad was poisoned and beaten into the ditch. After he climbed out, he was as okay as he was and he exploded with Wolverine in martial arts.
——Wolverine’s fighting ability is the last in the film, and IQ is the second-to-last in the film (the last one is the little ninja), but because of immortality, I got two girls (girls, men and perverted women all over the world were killed by me. Ah, you figure it out) ——Wolverine
picked up a Japanese sword and held it with both hands. The Japanese sword actually started to catch fire.
——The robot on the other side can make fire with a Japanese sword in one hand... ——The
robot has been able to find Wolverine before, but since Wolverine took the Japanese sword, the robot has been attacked...
——The female bodyguard despised his father. Swordsmanship "He's alright" was then used by Dad in various seconds. After that, Dad started to seconds Wolverine.
——Viper unknowingly poisoned Wolverine and in the end I can only guess that the poison happened in Wolverine’s dream... ——The
female bodyguard can foresee the future... ——The
female bodyguard enters the enemy base camp , Did not encounter an enemy. She brought such a light environment to protect Wolverine in the end just singled out the mecha instead of being X by a gang of ninjas.
There are still many logical flaws, and the list is endless. This film is not generally bad, but it is also reflected in the many slots, which can be listed as the essence of the mentally handicapped bar.
——The little ninja was confused to save his love rival at the critical moment, and then stared at the enemy more confusedly until he was stabbed to death. At this time, Wolverine, who was constantly hunting for death in the whole film, suddenly became witty, pretending to learn to use Japanese swords beside him, but he didn't do anything and sold his rival teammates directly. This hand borrowed a knife to kill people really cool.
——Xiao Bichi ignores the fact that the uncle is older than her grandfather, and only sees that he is handsome and cooks for him + makes love. Over there, Grandpa Xiang was rejuvenated and showed his youthful dick look, Xiao Bichi raised his hand with a stab, by the way, seized the position of the head of the family, and was not wanted.
——Little bitch approached the uncle and pretended to teach the uncle to wear a belt, we all know.
——Uncle kept dreaming about his wife and finally rejected his wife through Xiao Bi Chi’s comfort and did not stay with Xiao Bi Chi...
—— Dad knew that Xiao Bi Chi was going to take over Grandpa’s shift without tearing up his will but resorting to murder The way to grab the inheritance
...-Little Bitch, her fiancé, boyfriend, concubine, father, grandpa, and sexy female doctor are all important roles, but where is her mother...
——Little Bitch is super No wonder it's the only highlight of the film
-the female doctor (Viper), why do you change into similar clothes every time you appear! It's all black, it's all bare shoulders and exposed collarbone, but it's not the same. What is the picture
-Wolverine, you can't pretend to be forced all the way because you can't die! You are a superhero, you can't kill casually! On the other hand, Batman, Spiderman, Superman, you raised your hand is a murder, and you played the despicable behavior of crossing the river and breaking the bridge after forcing a confession, which is simply outrageous. Not even as good as Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl!
——Wolverine, can you not send it, all kinds of people go to single a building... Your melee tank output is not enough and you have no cutting ability, see this time a group of people from the other party fly your kite remotely and let you hang up, right? ? Can you survive if you don't rely on six people?
In fact, all kinds of slots are not difficult to understand, but they are all for the routine service of superhero movies. For example, Wolverine has a variety of 1 play N, which will also exist in other heroes, at most people like Batman will play a little more IQ and spooky. But the problem is that if you play routines, all kinds of flaws and slots are the victims of routines. Then you should always have some bright spots in the characterization of the plot accordingly.
Let's take "Batman: The Dark Knight Rises" as an example-this film has the potential to be a bad film but belongs to the kind that has been rescued to a passing level. The whole film is a chicken-fried chicken hero routine, but it has values, a foreshadowing of characters, and emotional descriptions. Looking back at The Wolverine, I know that dreaming about my wife all day is an attempt to portray emotions, but what did Nima express? I don't mention the character turning point. I already said it when I wrote about the miscarriage. Values, no. Fried chicken heroes generally have something he's fighting for, what the hell are the little wolves doing in this movie! For whom! Just for picking up girls, isn't it? The three magic weapons of friendship, hard work, and victory do not touch each other.
On the other hand, "Little Times", as a well-known bad film, Guo Jingming still plays with heart in the film. For example, what kind of mirror is really good. It sucks in itself, why don't you try to get one or two things to blow? The biggest highlight of "Little Times" is that I am trying very hard to figure out how to shoot a bad film. How to shoot the brain damage but attract the box office? This is a subject that I personally dislike very much, but it is also a new subject. Just like Shi Yuzhu did free games back then, the European and American markets didn't dare to do it. The Chinese went out of this way. Now the whole world is free games. Who knows that brain fragments won't catch on in the future? By then, "Little Times" must be a highlight in film history.
But in "Wolverine", the cards are played according to the routine everywhere, but they are not done well, so that it is nothing under any circumstances.
Finally, let me talk about the only clip I like in this film. Those were the days when Wolverine and Little Bitike spent their time in Nagasaki. It was a Japanese romance and made me miss Asia, especially the water villages of Japan and China.
But going to bed afterwards really made me unacceptable.
In contrast to Pacific Rim, the two didn't kiss until the end, but just smiled knowingly.
This tm is the difference between picking up Asian girls and loving Asian girls.
Pacific Rim is an American movie with a strong Japanese taste that was made with great care and Japanese elements. In the end, the American hero and the Japanese heroine make everyone happy together. At the same time, the heroine has a godfather who has been in Africa. There is a kind of people from all over the world. Long live the atmosphere of great unity.
What about The Wolverine? Wolverine soaked up the eldest lady of the famous family, causing the family to be ruined, taking away their girlfriends, breaking their place, killing their childhood sweetheart and ex-boyfriend, killing their fiancé, ruining their mechas and outfits. Pretending to learn to use Japanese swords, and finally pretending to say that he was going to mess with Tianya and left... Is there a typical white trash? I bet that the director of 100 yuan will be forced to pick up girls in Sanlitun or Shinjuku, which is simply not an attitude of respecting Japanese culture.
In addition, this movie makes me hate Hugh Jackman even more. I used to hate Bruce Willis the most, because as a first-line star, he always played a role in second- and third-rate or first-rate movies. This is why I hate Hugh Jackman now. To be honest, isn't the person who likes them just because they have something? Look at Bruce Willis's decline in popularity after he gets old. These two people are destined not to win an Oscar based on their current level. Hurry up and show off some actor-level acting skills.
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