"Keanu Cat": See how the little cute cat saves the older single male loser!

Dante 2022-02-16 08:01:38

I believe that many people have a soft spot for furry and fleshy cats, so the editor today recommends an alternative movie about cats-"Keanu Cat".

The story is so beautiful~ Bob and his friend Clarence, who just lost love, adopted a stray cat that was so cute and named "Keanu" by chance. From then on, the two men of five big and three rough men were completely "reduced" to cat slaves, and they couldn't help themselves from the daily addiction to "cat sucking".

However, the day of "the years are quiet and the world is stable" was broken by a rogue group. Not only did they make the home of Bob and Clarence miserable, they also kidnapped Keanu, their love cat. In order to get close to the rogue group, the two decided to go deep into the enemy's nest, thus staged a shocking, nonchalant, ridiculous "Shit Shovel Officer" adventure.

The highlight of the whole film is this cute exploding cat. The gangster gunfight action movie that was full of blood, was abruptly interpreted by this cat into a funny and warm movie. The plot is full of American black humor, and some cultural stalks among blacks make people laugh with six pack abs. But even if the plot is "leopard laugh", in front of Keanu, these are not the important points, because Keanu is really his wife and his wife is too cute!

Nowadays, cute pets are in the lead, and many people are just shoveling shit for Master Meow, but they are still so happy. I want to come because Master Meow’s warm cuteness is really healing for us "lonely two-legged beasts". !

We who are single and who live alone are lonely spiritually, but people are a kind of social animals, always looking for some spiritual sustenance. And the cats are not noisy or noisy, they are cute and cute, they can warm their hands and quilt, they can be amusing, they are really good partners in the home~

So, where are the two otakus who rescued the little cute cats in the movie? It is clear that the little cute cats rescued these two otakus!

Another highlight of the film is that the hopelessly cute Keanu is dubbed by Hollywood handsome guy Keanu Reeves! Keanu really plays "Keanu", cute pet and handsome guy! While feasting your eyes, your ears are going to be pregnant too!

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Keanu quotes

  • Clarence Goobril: Oh my God, are those tiny penises? Please, Lord, let those be fingers.

  • Clarence Goobril: Listen, if you let us go, I might be able to get you into a meeting of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee if they're not in a closed session!