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Wonderful trailer, boring feature film
Leo 2022-02-16 08:01:38
"Keanu Cat" is one of the few movies I look forward to, just because I watched a trailer about this film a few days ago, and the trailer is full of wonderful tidbits about kittens, such as kittens scratching the door. Bare your teeth and scream, be dressed as a gangster in a headscarf, and run along in the gunfight. The trailer mode of the American blockbuster, you know, is to show you what you want to see in just a few minutes and seduce you I am eager to watch the feature film, and I give 10 points for the trailer. Just now, I watched the whole 98-minute movie, and I think 90 minutes was wasted. A movie with kittens as the main feature only took about 5 minutes in total. The rest of the time was basically spent on black people. As for the duo, it’s not that the black second acting is bad, but we just want to watch cats more. Since the movie poster features the kitten Keanu as the highlight, why can’t we cater to the audience’s needs more? There are indeed very few good cat movies now. "Keanu Cat" originally had the hope of becoming a very good work, but unfortunately it failed. It was such a good little actor in vain. The benevolent sees the benevolent and the wise sees the wisdom. Some audiences may think it is very good. After all, the black two's jokes and American humor may add points to their hearts. The black two in the trailer appeared on the scene. I was the first to know them. I was watching crazy TV at the time, but I didn't expect that the excellent actors and the excellent kittens would collide with such disappointing sparks. The director, the director, the screenwriter, and the screenwriter, say what is good about you. In short, I won’t watch the second week of the movie anymore. The trailer can be watched several times, because the few highlights in the movie are in the trailer. I hope there will be more good movies about kittens in the future.
Extended Reading
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Clarence Goobril: Oh my God, are those tiny penises? Please, Lord, let those be fingers.
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Clarence Goobril: Listen, if you let us go, I might be able to get you into a meeting of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee if they're not in a closed session!