Laughing points:
1. Edward is stripping off his clothes and preparing to explode. The SHINNG all over the body, the lens moves down, and the laser ball is hung on the key parts. . . Well, it's really flashy.
2. The male and female protagonist met for the first time, and the female protagonist was attracted by the gloomy paleness of the male protagonist, and the male protagonist rubbed powder while walking. . .
3. The male lead sneaked into the female lead's room with hair loops all over his head. . Yes, otherwise, how to maintain the hairstyle?
4. Little Wolf takes off his clothes, revealing his six-pack abdominal muscles. The heroine asks Little Wolf, why do you always take off your clothes? Coyotes out of the contract: The contract requires me every ten minutes off our clothes
5, male to female controls the main house, hand-wrapping paper is cut, sprayed with blood like a fountain, then the arm was cut, women hold homeopathy On the table, the blood poured into the champagne tower on the table in an instant, and the family of the male protagonist each drank a glass ==
6. The blood-sucking trio put on a POSE, and the victim shouted in surprise: You are black eyed peas!
7. The heroine dad and his friends (little wolf dad, Indian) tracked the vampire, the sheriff found the footprints and shouted: TMD must have been done by the dead Indians, they robbed us of our territory and work. Now it's time to commit a crime. The sheriff's friend is on the side of the black line. . .
8. In the scene of a car accident, the male protagonist rescues the female protagonist. Passerby (one of the female protagonist’s friends, that Asian) is used as a pad, and the passerby groans in pain: Does the supporting role have no human rights?
9. In the ending, the male protagonist made a successful proposal, and was immediately overturned by a group of crazy female fans, who shouted: Bella is Jacob's!
Think about it, everyone
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