The protagonist, sister Virgin, is no longer Virgin, and the object is a certain teacher of hers.
Evidence:
1. A sketch of a male portrait Virgin stared at affectionately. Whore ran in and said "Professor F**ker", "When I went to bed, I thought that an email would count as a broken-up bastard."
2. Virgin flirted with the egghead man. Virgin said "I mean, I never..." followed closely, "I don't mean never...". Obviously there is a past that is not so easy to remember but is clearly still there.
3. Then it's the end, the Alien Killer director aunt comes out, "The virgin.". The heroine is confused, "Me? Virgin?", the aunt then said: "We work with what we have."
Um... well, I actually didn't understand why I added such a gimmick. Ask for analysis.
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