"Dungeon Siege": A simplified version of "Journey to the West" from Europe

Mariane 2021-12-26 08:01:07

This movie can be called the growth history of an old man and a loli. Today is the birth year of a certain chick. After a while, the chick has changed from a loli with two pigtails to a mature woman wearing black stockings. Although she has grown up, her breasts have not grown up. I don’t know what to do next. Will there be any changes in the next natal year? I have changed from a short-haired uncle to a long-haired uncle, although I am still so unnaturally insignificant, but my heart is as old as the years... In the



movie Jason Statham has also become much older, although still The hairy breasts have been exposed, but it is obvious that it is already an empty shelf, and it has long lost its elasticity and feel. The slightly raised abdomen and the head with thinner hair tell us that this uncle is no longer young. Everyone is familiar with him probably because the super bodyguard in a suit who laughs every day in a suit in the movie "Destiny Express" can be regarded as one of his iconic characters. Statham is a bit old-fashioned, he has been like this when he was in his 30s, his hair is always sparse, his old face is also good, he should be like this when he is in his 50s, and his hair is nothing. It's dropped.



This movie is adapted from a computer game of the same name. I don’t know how to play the game. I haven’t played it anyway. But in the director’s words, this movie is completely different from the game plot. They are all derived from the director’s whimsical ideas. New story. But don’t believe this director Uvi Bauer. Uvi Bauer is a very famous bad film director. Everyone in the circle knows that as long as Uvi Bauer takes over any film, it may turn into a bad film. . Some people say that he is so keen on making bad movies because he can make huge profits from the tax loopholes in Germany. But I still believe that anyone who has the opportunity to make a film will not deliberately shoot it badly. The only thing that can explain is that the talent of director Uvibauer does not belong to this era, and we cannot accept it.



The story is about the peasant played by Jason Statham who resolutely rises to the uprising when his home is destroyed, his wife and children are looted, and then he shows extraordinary leadership and combat abilities in the battle against the orcs, and then when the king is dying The king got a secret that everyone could guess. He was the king’s son. After the king died, he succeeded in becoming a new king. Under his leadership, he corrupted people and established a new country, together with beautiful girls. Leading a happy and beautiful life.... I didn't feel anything new in the story, and I could almost predict the end from the beginning. The action inside looks very strange. There will be a battle between European warriors and a magical duel. In the climax scene of the forest, there are several characters who are flying around in the air holding a sword and resembling a Chinese master. I always felt a little awkward in the performance. Later, when I saw that the martial arts instructor had Cheng Xiaodong's name, I knew why there were always so many people flying around. The director tried his best to combine action, magic, and love, but because of his limited ability, he ended up with such a nondescript hodgepodge. Anyway, with my IQ and ability to appreciate movies, I really can’t accept it.



The magical kingdom rendered in the movie is like the monster hole in Journey to the West. Is this also a fusion of East and West? I really don't know this. The orcs inside are similar to the little monsters under Huangmei Daxian in "Journey to the West". They all wore a headgear and screamed there. The forest elves were like spider spirits, tying up the men to hate the flogging, and come. Go without a trace. The scene of the climax of the war was nothing more than a forest battle. The scene was small and it was far worse than the scene in "Lord of the Rings". I shouted for the director that this film should be more authentic than "Lord of the Rings".



When the movie is showing, the couple in the theater will laugh exaggeratedly. I looked at the screen and then looked back at the small objects that were smiling and hugging each other. I really don't know where there is a funny story. Is it because of the movie? Or is it because of some unknown secrets? Or I am old, Jason Statham is also old, even Lori is old, what else can't be?

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Extended Reading
  • Carmine 2022-04-22 07:01:39

    The 2-hour bad movie is still a gun version. After watching it calmly, I feel that I have sublimated.

  • Holden 2021-12-26 08:01:07

    Bald Sen, don't dare to take the film indiscriminately.

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale quotes

  • Farmer Daimon: [to Gallian] You gonna fight? Or talk me to death...

  • Gallian: What manner of vengeance are you enjoying, Farmer? The vengeance of a father? The vengeance of a husband?

    Solana: [from behind him] You forget the vengeance of a mother!