The King of Bad Movies Uvi Bauer-----Game Players' Nightmare

Laila 2021-12-26 08:01:07


When I first got this film, I still looked forward to it. Excellent games, Jason Statham, Leliotta, are all favorite actors. The film tortured me from the beginning. I insisted on supporting it at the beginning. After an hour of hard work, I fell asleep unbearably and did not wake up until the end of the film.

Later, I checked the information on the Internet and realized that I had died well enough. I was not the first one.

Attached are some small tidbits of Uvi Bauer, the king of bad movies:
1. Uvi Bauer has repeatedly used his awkward director skills to challenge the audience's endurance bottom line. When he hears "Vampire Lane 3" and other films, he will repeat it again. When he fell under the name of Uvi Bauer, the fans finally launched a signature operation to eradicate the poisonous weeds in the film circle.
2. Uwe Boll once said that if 1 million people sign and ask him to stop filming, then he will retire. At present, this signature has been solicited to 120,000.
3. "The King of Bad Movies" remakes classic games such as "Street Fighter", "Life and Death Fighting", "Dungeon Siege", "Vampire Lane", "Haunted Mansion" and "House of Death". This year he The latest goal is "Far Cry".
4. The famous director Uvi Bauer said in an interview recently that he had found Blizzard and wanted to make a movie version of "World of Warcraft", but Blizzard executive Paul Sams vehemently refused: "We will not sell the copyright of the movie. , Especially you! This is an excellent online game, and a bad movie will ruin it and its company!"

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  • Meaghan 2022-03-26 09:01:08

    The reviews are bad, but I think it's ok! Not so ugly!

  • Milan 2021-12-26 08:01:07

    In vain, I downloaded the enthusiasm for dungeon 2 clearance for an hour and found that it was a rotten movie that ruined the siege of the dungeon.

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale quotes

  • Solana: [At dinner] Norick, this is a pleasant surprise. You should stop by more often.

    Norick: Well, I figured Farmer saw enough of this and thought he could use a little break.

    Zeph: Norick thinks father should give up farming and join the king's army.

    [Solana gasps]

    Norick: Now hold on Zeph, I didn't say that exactly!

    Zeph: He says that the soldiers make alot of money.

    Solana: [to Farmer] Now you are not considering this, are you?

    Farmer Daimon: You're my family! I would never leave you. Does that answer your question, Norick?

    Norick: Well, we were just talking, thank you very much, just talking.

    Farmer Daimon: Everyone has their talents. "Just talking" seems to be yours.

    [Zeph chuckles]

    Norick: [to Zeph] Just ratting on his friend seems to be YOURS!

    [laughs]

    Norick: Now give me the chicken.

    Solana: [laughing] Don't give him the chicken.

    Norick: Give me the chicken!

    [Holds chicken making chomping noises]

    Norick: Arf! Arf! Arf!

  • Duke Farrow: [confronting Muriella in the forest] We are no longer in a castle. There are no rules here!

    [He and his men are ambushed and captured by Elora and some of her followers]

    Muriella: There are rules everywhere, my Duke. Your talent for breaking them has failed you at last.