In the last movie, there were women who were separated between the two men. This one fell into the water one after another. Uncle H and his women died directly at the beginning, and Uncle W and his women... That was really falling into the water.
So the serious spoiler is about to begin... (Because I am watching the English-French mixed gun version without subtitles, it is estimated that there will be a lot of things that are not quite right, please don't worry)
Everything must go from Uncle W I started visiting Uncle H and followed Uncle W. Except for the crystallization of their love-the bullfight that died for so many times, it was also the news of Uncle W’s marriage tomorrow. Of course, the object was not Uncle H. It's a woman. How can a genius detective like Uncle H know that although 10,000 people are unwilling, it is not easy to break a straight man, not to mention that the other party is still a married man soon. Straight man.
Although I have made a lot of preparations before, thinking that one day I will be able to cheat, but time is not waiting, who knows why the doctor is suddenly getting married? When the family ran away, it would be even worse if the two weren't together, making him give up on women. Therefore, Mr. Detective learned to be clever this time, and Mingxiu's plank road secretly crossed Chencang. In any case, the woman was the third party involved in his relationship. Even if he got married and divorced, she would definitely not be a marriage breaker. This very big chess game started silently...
First, it was Cupid's arrow attack, and by the way, I practiced a disguise technique. As a result, the battle failed slightly, but Mr. Detective still took the doctor to see his own brother, and then let the doctor enjoy the bachelor party and do some business by the way. The doctor played, drank, and fought, and slept to death in the middle of singing and dancing... So the next morning, amidst the sound of the sweet Scottish bagpipes, under the headache of a hangover, he was holding Mr. Detective’s hand trembled into the wedding hall...
When the bride walked towards the altar with the wedding march step by step, Mr. Detective, the bestman, had an affectionate pairing with the doctor in the name of helping the groom arrange the dress. See……
"Are you sure you want to marry that woman?"
"To be honest, I'm not sure."
"You are not sure yet at this time!"
"I..."
"All right. She is your MRS WATSON." Do it right."
In this way, Mr. Detective gave the man he loved the most to the woman he hated the most.
Watching the moment the groom kissed the bride, Mr. Detective understood that the man no longer belonged to me, and that he no longer belonged to me 100%. Watching the couple walking out of the church at the door, snuggling together sweetly, he knew that not only could he not give his blessings, he could no longer watch, even if he stayed for a second, he might rush to take the doctor and take him. Since then disappeared, so he turned around and left. Of course, seeing all this in his eyes, he heard a voice in his heart yelling, throwing away the woman, rushing over, and walking with Mr. Detective. But his body is still snuggling closely with the bride. This is the second time he questioned whether this marriage should continue today.
Seeing this, do you think Mr. Detective is going to give up? Do you want to concentrate on pursuing Professor Mo? Are doctors and women going to live a happy life from now on? Then you are wrong! That's the most famous detective in the world! When did his fancy give it to others? Mr. Detective, he is playing a big game of chess, this kind of classic chasing skills, Mr. Detective must be very proficient in learning. So, he cleverly attracted Professor Mo’s firepower to the doctor who was about to take his wife to the honeymoon, and then appeared at a very critical moment to save the doctor’s life, and then at the most critical moment, he kicked his rival in love. Kicking off the train is called "saving people", in fact, it is revenge! So on the night of the doctor's wedding, he returned to the exciting duo world with Mr. Detective. Of course, we will no longer spoil the various postures in one night, but Mr. Detective really loves doctors.
"Lie down with me, watson."
"why?!"
"cause i insist."
(the original line quoted directly)
Then the doctor really lay down. . . After a fierce battle, Mr. Detective began to betray the doctor with a pitiful nose and tears. What do you say, how pitiful I am. I was chased and killed. Professor Mo is a badass. He wanted to kill him. I'm going to kill you couple first. He is a typical anti-social and anti-human, and he also has an unknown dirty little secret, which definitely endangers all mankind, although I am not bad alone. But if you are there, you will be able to swift and swift, and hit the evil forces to save all mankind earlier. Just this time, I won’t bother you two again in the future~PLEASE~~~The
doctor has always been a doctor. A compassionate good doctor, and he absolutely eats soft or hard. Others agree to whatever they ask for. What's more, Mr. Detective's soft and hard foams are sold as cute, which is definitely quite useful. So I happily agreed-I will do it with you again! Where shall we go next? Paris. The Orz
couple happily embarked on the ship to Paris. The detective on the ship began to talk to the doctor about the case from beginning to end, and then pretended to let the doctor see his ex-wife’s handkerchief, sadly saying that she had gone with the wind, so poor people~ the doctor moved. compassion. Then he took the handkerchief very reluctantly, walked to the ship's side, saw the doctor, looked into the distance, and threw the handkerchief. That means that my feelings for that woman have gone with the wind. Now I only have you in my heart, and you have no rivals! ! !
In short, the honeymoon of the happy dog man went smoothly. He ran to the gypsy to drink a small wine and whispered, shot everywhere, no, shots and shots...Wife or something, the doctor has long been thrown out of the sky, now it is about Enjoy the moment! After running to the enemy’s arsenal and shooting artillery, he managed to escape from a gun battle in the woods and climbed onto the small train. Mr. Detective “pretended” to be dead, and then the doctor went crazy... It was CPR again and beat the heart. , It's almost artificial respiration. The audience is waiting for your artificial respiration! Just wait for your mouth-to-mouth dream to come true, and our life will be worth it, but Nima thought of using adrenaline at this time!
I thought of getting an injection after having an old beating at my heart! Damn it! Doctor, you deliberately! At first you thought Mr. Detective had passed, but then you must have found something strange, and then it wasn't CPR at all, okay! Isn't that just revenge? The doctor must be thumping and thinking, let you fool me! Asking you to fake death makes me worry! Why doesn't he break your two ribs, Lao Tzu is not a human being! So I tried to do CPR, and Mr. Detective thought he was vomiting blood! He did not calculate the strength of the doctor's hand! I think Mr. Detective will be killed by the doctor even if he is not dead!
Then the injection at that critical moment definitely saved Mr. Detective’s life~ Doctor, you almost murdered your husband~ Okay, in fact, there are a few doctors. Anyway, it’s a doctor. You can save it if you die. If you live, the alive can cause you to die unexpectedly...
The couple who passed by with death finally decided to end their honeymoon and go home, but Mr. Detective meant from France (or Germany? I didn’t figure it out.) It’s all about returning home through Switzerland. Switzerland is a good place, thousands of miles of ice and snow, sparsely populated, suitable for field battles! Well, in fact, people are definitely going there for serious matters. High-level officials from various countries are going to have a meeting in a certain castle in Switzerland. Everyone gathers together, eats, drinks, has fun, dances and chats, and by the way, they discussed what should be discussed. But the terrorists got in again, so the couple got in too. The chaotic dance floor is a good place to cast a net and catch a fish to get a general idea. Mr. Detective took a girl and got in first, and after getting out of the circle, he threw the girl aside.
Then, then the wonderful thing is coming! Dog blood is here! The nonsense is here! Mr. Detective stretched out his hand and made a "please" gesture to the doctor, and then the doctor proudly said "I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK." Then he put his hands up, and the couple danced like this! The whole pool was filled with a man with a glamorous little girl, and suddenly there were two great men dancing intimately and intimately! Do you want to be so high-profile! Didn't you two mix in to find terrorists in a low-key way! What's the purpose of such a sweet sun? Is it to let the whole Europe know that you are a couple?
Then, Mr. Detective singled out Professor Mo, the doctor singled out the face-changing man, everything went smoothly until... the doctor came to Mr. Detective, and the moment he opened the door, he saw Mr. Detective and Professor Mo hugging each other. ! Confusion, anger, grievance, betrayal... The doctor fixedly looked at Mr. Detective. Mr. Detective, looking at the doctor calmly, I have been hooking up with Professor Mo for a long time, you cannon fodder! I'm just playing with you, idiot! Now I can finally be together, and you are gone, bye! So I jumped off the cliff with Professor Mo...
cough cough, it's not like that...
or the doctor came to find Mr. Detective and pushed the door in. He saw Professor Mo with his back to him. Mr. Detective's eyes were shocked and the doctor was confused. At the same time, a strong bad premonition surged into his heart. He looked at Mr. Detective, and Mr. Detective looked at the doctor affectionately for the last time. That was his only nostalgia for this world. Then closed his eyes, said goodbye to the doctor, and jumped off the cliff with Professor Mo. The doctor felt that part of himself had also jumped down with that person. He finally understood what Mr. Detective meant to him.
THE END.
THE END?
How can the NO gay guide make something like BD! What's more, people will scold someone for making this kind of tear-gas gadget near Christmas! So... so there is such a thing as happy ending.
Although the doctor was with the woman, Xin ran away with the detective. Mr. Xia successfully bent the straight man Mr. Hua, and the two lived a happy and happy life...
PS: If there are still 3, then the doctor's wife will be safe, so there will be no more in this world. No one can stop these two people from being together! ! !
PPS: I went to the theater to see it today! I'm so relieved that I didn't cut it! I paid attention to a lot of details, and then dubbed the fucking translation to make me listen so kind! ! !
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