It's just vomiting~~~~~Happy vomiting~~~

Einar 2022-07-31 16:15:05

Yesterday, I watched 8 episodes of the 13 episodes of the first season of "The Borgias" in one breath. Since episode 9 can’t be found at the beginning, I stopped

it. Bad will be better, like cheese with a good wine, XDDD

overall feeling: it is really a "pseudo" historical drama~~~ Fortunately, the actors are very handsome, in line with our wishes, if showtime has the ability to grasp the same quality A group of actors went to guest appearances in the Hualuo era stage play. Even if the "pseudo" is more powerful than this, I am sure to see the bottom line-the

following is a mess, just write when you think about it. Please pay attention before observing the following vomiting:

1. Speaking is vomiting, so if you use your words, you will be a little excited and excited~~ I will not be responsible for the stimulus to the observer~~~

2. The author is a "pseudo" Renaissance Fans of history, this time, there is no logic, no textual research, no order, please don’t go into it...

3. The author controls the Renaissance prince Lorenzo de Medici (hereinafter referred to as the Renaissance prince who died since the beginning of the play in 1492) Hualuo~~), so the observation angle is extreme (when I see a familiar face, I am excited, and ignore the popular cuteness~~~) I am currently observing Caesar Borgia, and his cuteness is rising...

So the following is spitting:


1 Can the Borgia family not live if they leave the bed? Although the selling point of this show is clearly "murder, poison, political struggle, and sex scenes", there is no need for father and son to go shirtless in three batches and time periods in the same episode ORZ||||||| Comrade Giuliano della Rovere, who stopped to run around and intermittently persuaded the princes to overthrow the Naimen, was so pitiful, but the Lun family didn't even have a decent bed! Dear Cardinal de la Rovere, the parasites on the bed are not worth it. Really............

2. Then vomit to the cardinal Giuliano de la Rovere~~ ~No, it's nasty to the screenwriter. Naimen was able to make this old Pope Julius II, who was famous for living long and squeezing the poor Michelangelo classmates, into such a heroic, full of ideals (?), and died after devotion to the revival of the church. My idol was killed I never expected.

Well, the old guys in this play get rid of Alexander VI and I like Bishop Delaroville the most! I should like it a little bit more than classmate Alexander, at least he was "built" not to be a parasite on the bed that tortures my bottom line...

However, we shouldn't buckle the crime that caused Charles VIII to ravage Italy in order to create a hero. On his head! ! The truth is: as soon as Alexander, who was famous for poisoning his classmate, ascended to the throne, his number one rival, Cardinal Della Rovere, ran away wisely, until the head of the "Tangmen of Italy" himself after N years. He was also poisoned to death, so he dared to walk out of the hiding place swayingly..................

3. Next is Charles VIII~~~~~~ This is too powerless ||||Although I admit the history Charles VIII was a little declining, a little shorter, and a little rougher... But he was the king of France who was civilized as a fashion, cultural and artistic destination! What's the matter with the eating appearance of the fat chicken like Mongolian tartare? What's the matter with people itching all over without saying you are ugly? ?

In terms of the truth, the most shocking impression of Charles VIII's aggression is that he did not come to overthrow Pope Borgia at all! It was his own idea not to use violence to enter Rome, and the following cardinals who abetted him against Borgia (not Delaroville students) were also speechless~~~~ The people sent by the pope to greet him were most surprised. It turned out to be: this Charles VIII was full of longing for seeing the Pope, and kept asking what details should be paid attention to in the meeting......

Well, it is indeed as exaggerated as Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden, but it is not like it. The play is so rude, like a country dwarf...

PS: I know that Italians can't fight, but French people can also laugh at 50 steps~~ When did it become so powerful! And when the Pope Army was in war, you didn't have money to assemble cannons! (Although the fact is that this battle was not fought at all) But even the artillery can not be bought, and it will make seniors such as Sforza and Montefeltro cry~~~~~~


4. Then by the way The princes of Lu vomit it again (have no energy)...I am very happy to see the live-action version of the familiar faces of those long-known names, and in terms of the appearance of the actor, it is generally satisfactory, but the character, character ah ah ah ! ! !

First of all, the classmates of Sforza, Duke of Milan: Fortunately, Garreazo Maria is dead, otherwise I don’t know how the screenwriter will show his own SM madness... because even the Count Pesaro Giovanni Sforza has been described as "30 wolves a night", what are you going to do with Garreazo, the ancestor of SM?

Poor Count Pesaro, the screenwriter is probably pitying you. In the truth of history, you and Lucretia are "fake marriage". It's so embarrassing that you can't eat just watching beautiful women every day, so I let you eat in the "pseudo" drama. Once, after eating, your wife was constantly designing to wrestle, so you can use crutches. As the saying goes, enjoyment is a price...

"Black" Ludwig, I won’t mention this, anyway, it’s a broken jar. It’s broken, it’s not too much to let you be so dark and give you a Moorish origin. Who told you to be so cruel to the heir’s nephew of the orthodox duke, so it’s to make you look like Meng Huo in the Three Kingdoms... ...

And then, poor Jean Garreazo, you'd better be poisoned to death earlier, so that you don't have to suffer the sin of a dog in that hole...

Finally, Katrina, cry~~My beautiful and brave Katrina , Queen Amazong of the Renaissance ah~~~ How did she become a female Oberstein! ! ! This, this... I very much doubt how the master screenwriter of the Battle of Imola Folli is going to make it... How is she going to lie down on Caesar Borgia's bed? ? (This is a nonsense, the paparazzi of that era was not so good enough to prove to us whether she was in Caesar's bed...) The


second worst is the Aragonese house in Naples: old man Ferrante, why are you still alive? ! Since we are alive, let's take a look at the invincible look of Hualuo era. The result? But he was a half-dead man who was deaf and blind, lying down and being fed by his son...Prince Alfonso, who combined Ferente's two sons in history, is a "pseudo" I am very satisfied with, because since it is a "pseudo" It’s not too much to edit~~~~

The design of those skeletons is very scary, although Ferrante’s hobby is to "make mummies" instead of collecting skeleton samples... But let Hean and Sangxia be in the pile of skeletons. XX is too........................~~~ The screenwriters did this, and the Italian government will protest! Who would dare to travel to beautiful Naples in the future?


Take a breath. I finally vomited in Florence... I would say that I am very relieved that Florence is the least poisoned.

Beginning in France, the imaginative screenwriters in Milan and Naples have tossed like the seventy-two holes of the monster in Journey to the West. I was finally embarrassed to turn Florence, the birthplace of the Renaissance, into a monster hole... Fortunately, there are very few scenes in Florence. , There is almost only one hall of the Medici Palace. Piero de Medici in the first seat perfectly performed the role of "furnishings." Anyway, the audience is not a fool. The real owner of this beautiful palace is Mr. Machiavelli with the face of Oberstein. ...Well, I don't want to pursue Mr. Machiavelli. How did you go to Hualuo's house, and dare to love Hualuo's death, a small clerk can be the king in his house?

But the screenwriter, you have to pity the unlucky boy Pierrot~~~After all, people have imitated the great father, and went to the Charles VIII barracks to negotiate with him alone, even if the result of the negotiation is a little bad, this The courage and courage to go to the party alone shouldn't be the wimpy "decoration" in the play~~~ And his brother? Where did the cardinal and future Pope Leo X go? Are you still planning to let him play?


Due to space limitations, other insignificant points-such as Michael, how did you become the chef and assassin of Caesar from the prototype of "Gilfiais";

and the big distortion of history as a whole-such as two A woman prevented Charles VIII from poisoning Rome, this kind of bloody bridge;

I don’t have

to work hard ~~~~~ Anyway , I didn’t have any hope for the authenticity of this play. Generally speaking, if you hold it and watch it. To appreciate this "The Borgias" like the European and American version of "Palace", I believe it must be cuteness more than vomiting, pleasure more than pain, and everyone is happy.

The history of the horse is full of clouds. As for me, when I found that Pierrot de Medici’s actor looks several times better than Meng Huo (so I can feel confident and bold to imagine his father Hua Luo XDDD) , I have completely forgiven this screenwriter XDDDDDD

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