A Game of Innuendos

Never, I repeat, *never never* Which movie can be seen from the beginning to the end like Corrupt 2 is confusing to the point that the words can’t be like five miles in the cloud. This, even those who watched two The famous literary film that can fall asleep about four or five times an hour is also beyond the dust: as an action film under the banner of an action film, the edge of the manga adaptation, a fanfare with novel visual effects and heroic iron-blooded feelings as a selling point. Brainless Christmas Stall Money Popcorn Movie, this film has a strong lineup, a high proportion, a large scale, a romantic plot, and a variety of methods to make people rich and exciting to the editors and directors of the film. Once again admired the inner world of. No, please pinch yourself a few times, you are not watching Maurice, Milk, Brokeback Mountain daydreaming, you are not even staring at the melancholy Brideshead Revisited, you are sitting with a magnificent face. In the luxurious screening hall of a large movie theater, you can enjoy a hugely anticipated family movie this year by the hunk director Gay Richie. Sorry, everyone who came to cover their faces with joy, hands trembling, crying without tears, and straight men who couldn't go to the window to refund the ticket, watched the bald flower angrily and aggressively tore off the top of the cross-dressing Sugar Moss and clamped him. In the middle of the legs (this scene has already appeared in the trailer, so you know what's going on: this is not the most blind one in the whole film)...I really wronged you.

I just want to ask, dear Huer killed all the creative staff, you really didn't blush and heartbeat when you filmed the film, and asked yourself whether it is a pit of money to sell dog meat like this. ——Oh no, no, I'm not complaining.

And not only me, the female audience who sat in the cinema today ten times more lively and joyous than me and laughed all the time will certainly not complain.
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What is more surprising to me is that, as a largely original party, after going to watch the film with strong resistance at this time the year before last year, I was still very accepting of the last movie. Spending money to invite big stars, integrating comics, completely dispelling the idea of ​​moving closer to the original, and the usual exquisite visual effects in Guy Richie's movies, work together to create a four-in-one movie that can make a lot of money even with the enemy. Full surprise hit. Warner, who counts money and smiles, quickly put the sequel on the agenda. The two-year production cycle may not be short, but since the second film began last year, the attention has been increasing, and the film has clearly become a long-lived money series. Potential. There is a potential audience group, and Buzz has it. Now, whether the producer or the audience is watching, there is only one problem-after spending so much manpower and material resources/network resources/spitting stars, what is the quality of the film?

What is relieved is that even if you remove the more fierce base, the overall feeling of the second part is obviously better than the first one. The plot, although it is still full of sci-fi and nonsense, but the details are a lot fuller, the last famous "Deduction Wing Chun" also played new tricks, and Richie-style "bullet time" (Please refer to the trailer) It also gives a lot of points to the visual effects. At least this is a story with more characters, more complicated plot, and barely enough suspense to reach the end. If the success of the first part is entirely due to the storyteller, then for the second part, the story At least there is no hindrance to drag the film.

There is obviously nothing to say in terms of performance: Yes, the sugar mud has gained a lot more weight, and the hairline guy has lost a lot of baldness, but the two obviously still have the charm, and the degree of tacit cooperation has also improved by leaps and bounds, which leads to no matter any interaction. , The effect is much more basic than the previous one-but look at the two people's way of not being affectionate and crooked as soon as they meet, even if the director's original intention is not to be basic, it is estimated that it is The situation where all eight horses can't get back. The newly added characters... Basically, the purpose of appearing is very suspicious. It is expected that the female characters will intensify the fight for cannon fodder. What is unexpected is the rare appearance of Da Bo Le Dian Dian. The reason for playing Mai Ge is...I'm so embarrassed to have a spoiler, so please look forward to the moment when your jaw drops. ...

Going back to the confusion at the beginning: this movie is an infinite loop "Mom, what did I see, my eyes are blind ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah no Well, that’s okay. You’ve turned the sky away, ah ah ah, the sky is here again ah ah ah ah..." the psychological process. On the premise of not being spoiled, please see the following points that FF has intimately summarized for you:

1. The men in the film all appear in pairs. Yup, there is not a single one. Including middle-aged and elderly extras who played no more than ten minutes and only spoke a word of English.

2. Believe me, keep asking Bald Peanuts and Sugar Moss, "Your uncle, it is necessary that every scene that appears together pulls, hugs and hugs the tip of the nose, next to the tip of the nose, and you are going to kiss you. You are not blind and deaf? "This kind of question is meaningless. People are willing to do this, can you manage it?

3. Blind dog eye scenes will appear every 5-10 minutes on average. There are everything from literary romance to dog-to-heart fighting. Please be mentally prepared to take what you need.

4. Rely on the uncle. Oh not uncle. Uncle Fake Yeah. "——When Mr. Stephen Fry, the national treasure of the British Empire, "then what" (believe me you will know what I am talking about *winkwink*), welcome to arrange these three ideas by yourself. It can be seen whether you are straight or not.

5. Not only sugar mud likes to make a fool of yourself, but also the hairline gentleman who has always pretended to be young literary and artistic people on the big screen. Please keep your BLX when viewing.

6. If the first film can make the leader of the orthodox Sherlockian organization furious, then: Do you think this film is full of hints that "they have done it/are doing it/almost ready to come out"! ! ! Don't you really think? ! ! Do you want to send an anthrax letter to Gay! ! ! Going to blow up Warner's studio! ! ! We will wait and see yo dear! ! !

Tucao is probably like this, I still listen to the original soundtrack just now and continue to condemn the heinousness of engaging in the base duo, and I wish you all to keep the titanium dog eye.

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