The following serious spoilers, enter with caution! ! !
Kung fu movies have to find a representative country, so China is delineated; a story related to China must first have a Chinese, then send brother; in order to arrange a mysterious background for the story line, it may be set in Tibet. In a small temple, in order for these protagonists to have something to do, there must be a prop. This prop can be sacred, so it is a scroll from a certain temple in Tibet. Whoever can read the words on it can be protected by it. In order to highlight the importance of the mysterious scroll, even the details of a temple were seriously ignored. Only the green Tara on the wall gave a few close-ups, and the guardian of this holy thing had to protect it for five years of the goat, which is sixty. Years, and to pass a credible successor at the last moment. If you want to escort treasures, you have to have a follower, so a street gangster and a little girl who pretends to be a gangster will be the protagonist; this kind of treasure is unscientific, and the bigger the person who grabs it, the more precious it is. The villain is incredible: World War II At that time, the German military officers, the specific duties and so on are unknown, the characters are complete, the holy relics are sufficient, then let's start! (My Kuila is the officer’s granddaughter) The
movie started after a special effects pass fight on the extremely dilapidated suspension bridge over the Yarlung Tsangbo River, which made the audience mistakenly believe it was a large-scale production. Brother Fa, it’s even more attractive to look forward to. The production team’s funds are probably all used up. Later, I invented a Chongzhen Temple, such a small temple, too small to be worthy of a full frontal picture! The old monk guarding the scrolls found his successor and said happily that he could finally do what he had thought of for decades. Fa Ge was very curious, and the old monk said: go on vacation. As a result, he was shot to death as soon as the door was opened. Fa Ge did something that we could not even think of. He held the body of the master who had just passed and passed away to block the bullet for himself, and then broke through the siege again! ! ! Of course, Brother Fa was also shot. The open space at the entrance of Nyima Temple is so narrow, and the Yarlung Zangbo River is dashing behind, rushing to India in minutes! ! ! By the way, the protector of this scroll is also the God of Destiny. There are three predictions: 1. Repel the enemy in the ×× scene; 2. Rescue true love in the ×× situation; 3. Save life in the ×× scene Unknown brothers. Here is a very responsible reminder: These predictions are very important!
After that, there was an obvious money-grabbing pattern. It is said that the 90 points of the Hong Kong kung fu movies in the 1990s are strictly controlled. A few minutes of appetite, a few minutes of fighting, a few minutes of gunfight, and another beauty when the audience is drowsy. , A few humor, and a few minutes of street pursuits... These ratios are the same in this film, and the ratios are just right. Those scenes of street pursuits chasing to the pier, I vaguely see "Flying Eagle Project" or "Red" The shadow of "Fan District" (forgive me for not watching many blockbusters, I can only compare with Hong Kong films or joint venture films), but the martial arts drama brother is not good at it, although the opponent's brother may have practiced for a few days, is it for the overall effect ? ? Fighting scenes can only become a real move by one person forever, another freeze-frame in the air and rotation against gravity (I don’t know how to say that move in martial arts, or is it not a move at all?!) This is also From another angle, it reflects that Fa Ge's kung fu is unpredictable and Chinese martial arts are profound and profound! Can you give me some sincerity in the street chase? Two people with such unhealthy skills were chased on the street, and they didn't even turn over a car. Are you embarrassed to say that you are a blockbuster? ? ? Or is the funding burned out on the suspension bridge over the Yarlung Zangbo River? ? ?
Let’s talk about the gangster brother card, a martial artist who secretly learns from Chinese kung fu movies. Yes, we know that Shaw Brothers’ early kung fu movies are very realistic, and every trick is very clear. You can imitate what you can do, but the inner strength method. Can I be self-taught? You watched a Shaw Brothers movie with the original sound. You don't even know the pronunciation of "home" in Cantonese. Are you sure you won't make mistakes and get confused when you practice qigong?
But having said that, it may also be that our audience is worrying about it. We have a strong screenwriter, and all bugs can be justified! For example, after Fage passed the exercises in full zen, the younger brother did not practice after class for a second, (maybe the production team did not have the money to practice the play), and he improved so quickly that one person killed a few mercenaries. How talented is that? The bones are amazing! ! ! What a big bug, the hostess easily said: You do have potential! This Nima is done. So looking at it this way, the screenwriter is also very thoughtful, and it has a rounding point!
Sixty years later, the dying German military officer caught the still young Fa Ge, the granddaughter of the old military officer, My Kuila, scanned the ancient scriptures on the scroll from Fa Ge, and the officer became younger after he hurriedly read it! ! ! The effect is exactly the same as that of Fa Ge's hard work for sixty years! ! ! But after the gangster who succeeded Fa Ge came to kill the old officer and accepted the sacred mission, Fa Ge actually grew old. Although he had been hiding in Tibet for sixty years, he had to be old even after he was handed over to others. , This price is too high, it's better to borrow and read it again in a few years!
However, there are surprises! This time, the successor is a young couple. Yes, how can our Fa Ge be so clichéd? He will definitely be different from his predecessor, and this young follower has also fulfilled the three major prophecies invisibly! Echoes from the beginning to the end!
Although we were very angry, it was not as exciting as a cartoon, but this film requires stars and stars, plots and plots, holy relics and holy relics, and action scenes, gun battles, street pursuits, and beauties. War background, mystical religion, Zen Buddhism, sparrows are small and well-equipped, and the screenwriter is responsible to fill in the lines for every loophole that cannot be supported by the plot. This kind of professionalism is rare!
Kuila's long legs were used for a minute in the fight, and half a minute was not a straight face. There was actually a cloud hand pulling his hair and laughing cry!
One star for the hair brother, one star for Kuila, rushing Hollywood is not easy, such a bad film, alas!
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