So the bullets hit me

Jaylan 2022-05-23 23:22:22

For the sake of Fa Ge's name and the fond memories Li Mubai left in my heart, I saw the bulletproof monk.

Then I dumbly jumped on those inexplicable plots, the incomprehensible combination of the duo, and the instruments of torture that may be the highlight of the whole film.

Thousand arrows pierced the heart.

Fa Ge’s eyes still have Li Mubai’s vicissitudes, but it’s a little bit sour, his clothes tattered, not to mention, that American kid’s jumping up and down is not funny at all, and the magical power of Nazi neuropathy is even more inexplicable. The only thing that made me smile was the harassing flirtation of the blonde: your tattoo has been here...

Oh, I admit that I am very impure and want to ask, where is it?

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Bulletproof Monk quotes

  • [Monk puts some ointment on Kar's hand]

    Kar: Hey, I like this. It's cool. It's comfy. It's fast acting. This stuff is great. What is it?

    Monk With No Name: Homemade. From my own urine.

    [Kar sniffs his hand]

    Kar: That's disgusting!

  • Kar: The reason hot dogs come in packages of ten but hot dog buns come in packages of just eight is so you'll always need more buns for your hot dogs. Because no matter how much you get, how much you achieve, how many times you win... You can never, ever let yourself feel like it's enough.

    [Later on]

    Kar: So, I figured it out. Why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing is, life doesn't always work out according to plan. So be happy with what you've got, because you can always get a hot dog.