Forty not confused

Reyes 2021-10-18 09:29:42

Finally I took out my patience to watch a movie again. I really don't have the patience to watch some more connotative movies, so I can only look for a light-hearted sex comedy to watch. As a sex comedy, it is also filled with a lot of vulgar sex jokes and breast-exposure scenes. At the same time, it uses a forty-year-old virgin as a pure man to tell the story. Contrast to create something to watch.

Since it is said that a rare animal who is still a virgin at 40 years old, how to express the mentality of this man? In fact, if you look at it, you will find that you belong to an "otaku", or "poisonous man".

"Otaku", Andy's house is full of toy models, as well as a variety of video games. Usually, he builds models to play games. But unlike everyone's current concept of "otaku", he doesn't have that kind of obscene mentality towards female characters, or even an evasive mentality. A friend wanted to give him his pornographic video tape, but he expressed strong resistance and disgust. When he finally tried to find out, he picked a "Space Nuts" that interests him a little bit, but he still couldn't keep watching the soap opera. Just say that the "Space Nuts" he watched is the H version of "Star Wars", which is his "house".

"Poisonous guys" actually have some kind of acquaintance with "homeboys". Any judge who has watched "Tramboy" should know that "houses" tend to be "poisonous." Andy's "poison" is not because of his own "home", but his own inferiority mentality, which shows resistance. It was said before that he resisted pornography, but in fact he also had this resistance when dealing with women. When I was young, the psychological shadow was caused by several horrible experiences: a girl with "steel teeth" wanted to give him oral sex; when she went to bed, she discovered that the woman was a big breast; and finally she went to the girl’s nose because the girl wanted to lick his toes. Kicked. This kind of experience made him feel "sex" abnormal. Therefore, he has an excessive self-protection mentality. He will find that he would just remove one of the wheels to prevent theft because he was afraid of the bicycle being stolen. Some people who use bicycles do this to prevent theft). That kind of self-protection mentality will be more prominent in a subsequent blind date: the woman with big breasts sitting on the opposite side talks more and more vigorously, completely unaware that she has exposed most of her breasts. When Andy saw it, he wrapped his clothes tighter, showing an unnatural tension.

A virgin at the age of 40 feels inferior, but he does not want to make changes. He will feel unnatural in the early stage, and will gradually become numb. He becomes accustomed to his own life. He cooks and eats by himself, and numbs his life with electronic products and soap operas. , I don’t usually have any friends. You will find this kind of life pitiful and sad, but after all it is a movie, the director will kindly bring three pig friends to the protagonist to break his virginity.

Thinking about it, I really feel worried. I am worried that I am still a virgin at 40. Should I be proud of my virginity or should I feel pain for my lack of dating skills?

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Extended Reading
  • Adriel 2021-10-20 19:00:32

    U know how I know ur gay? because ur Steve Carell ,hahaha

  • Theo 2021-10-20 19:00:32

    GO FOR IT, BOYS! PUSSIES ARE WAITING...

The 40-Year-Old Virgin quotes

  • Cal: The problem most men have is they don't know how to talk to women.

    Andy Stitzer: You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say? I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I *am* the Seventh Degree Imperial Yo-Yo Master. "Ooh, do me, Yo-Yo Master, I want you to do me cause you're the yo-yo guy!"

  • Trish: [phone rings] Hello?

    Andy Stitzer: Hey, how you doing?

    Trish: Um... how you doing?

    Andy Stitzer: I'm well.

    Trish: Who is this?

    Andy Stitzer: This is... James.

    [hits himself with the phone]

    Trish: James? Do I know you, James?

    Andy Stitzer: [stammering] I was wondering whether you had a few minutes to talk about a little laundry detergent.

    Trish: Are you a telemarketer, James?

    Andy Stitzer: Yep.

    Trish: Are you at the top of a tall building? Can you get to a roof quickly? Jump off! I mean, you people are sick. Get a real fucking job, why don't you? Go shoot yourself in the fucking head! Hey, why don't you just, you know, get a knife and run into it? Why don't you do that, huh?

    Andy Stitzer: Okay.

    Trish: All right, I'll see you later, James.

    Andy Stitzer: Nice to talk to you.

    Trish: Fuck your mother, okay? Bye-bye.

    [hangs up]