这回找了家便宜的看3D，连隐形眼镜都是临时去买的。
坐在电影院里等开场那会期待得不得了，因为满世界尤其是来的时候公交车上都是变3预告片。大号基甲打得火热怎么也不会差到哪里去的不是吗？
可是尼玛！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
美国登月和苏联登月的阴谋之后肿么突然就能变成一个大屁股蛋子在眼前晃悠了！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
小麦色+闪光布料的屁股蛋子晃悠就算了尼玛为啥还用慢镜头蹦上床骑在男人胯部啊！！！！！！！
幸好老子是在电影院看不是在家万一被爹娘看见了浑身是嘴也说不清啊亲！！！！！！！！
香肠嘴屁股妹和男猪脚那些包养被包养的p事能不能不要那么冗长啊！！！！！！！！！
等了快20分钟我的小心肝大黄蜂都没粗线我恨不得把3D眼镜都掰折了！！！！！！
男猪脚你也争气一点好吗！！！！！瞧瞧你接受奖章那样子换只长臂猿来也不过如此啊！！！！！！
美国人真TM有节操，不管有木有拯救地球都要按本科学历划分录用，充分证明了不管能不能毕业没进一本都是人生输家这个普世规则啊！！！！！
你丫好不容易进个公司不容易我懂的，可是那个shuhua milk男是怎么回事啊？？？？？？
你丫好歹比他高一头吧就那么顺溜的被推进厕所按倒在马桶被骑上胯间？？？？？？难道shuhua milk喝了以后真能一个顶俩，按倒男主不是梦，厕所里头来一发？？？？？
男主你丫那句话翻译一下就是“你再不住手我就要喊了”吗？？？？？
好歹你也是个跟基甲们搅过的白种爷们那么一个矮挫胖的亚洲人你都不能翻身做攻你丫这辈子还有啥意思！！！！！！！蹲公厕被人喊一辈子“呀啦那一卡”去吧！！！！！！！！！
还有导演！！！！！基不是这么搅的！！！！太WS了我擦！！！！脱裤从胯下抽出纸条伸到男猪脸上摩挲抚慰这段加个马赛克你丫滚去拍GV好吗！！！！！！！
脱着裤子出来以后那个甲亢boss还一脸了然的表情，你丫除了把时间浪费在这种低俗的拿同性恋开涮剧情上还会干啥？？？？？？
中间那一大堆的扯淡剧情完全可以睡过去，柱子哥你那神奇的三观我真是太承受不住了，即使是身为被你保护的碳基生物我也深深的觉得你丫肯定有神经病，不是一般的神经病。而且你们被射上去以后又自己回来时说的那句“没有神马能把我们从地球赶走”让我感到了深深的困扰。你们跟霸天虎再多仇恨你们都只剩这么9个可以搅基了为啥就不能想想自己想想未来想想过去啊。那些能被特种部队小机枪爆头的呆萌霸天虎总是可以争取过来搞一搞的啊，你们9个再搅也搅不出后代来就不能多留几个搅基预备役吗？还是说你们真能搅出来？【蓝色震惊脸】
其实买个床出场的时候我真没认出丫来，那黄不拉几围嘴一样的披风飘扬在非洲大陆上，一群大象斑马羚羊看见他撒丫子就跑。
真是万兽之王啊亲。
可是就在那里晃悠了几下，用慈爱的眼神温柔的嗓音看了看下一代们就没戏份了，你还是BT大BOSS么亲，没降级成阴险小保姆？
大黄蜂，我心肝宝贝大黄蜂，你是我的生命之光，欲望之火，同时也是我的罪恶，我的灵魂。大——黄——蜂；嘴巴得由上颚向下移动三次，到第三次再轻轻贴在可乐吸管上：大——黄——蜂。
可是出场太少，明显变傻，除了那几个舒展优美的体操动作，就只剩一脸屈辱的被俘虏能让人留下深刻印象了。
In the captured period, let's not talk about the Autobot being turned into a fool who can't resist by the director. Those few movements of being knocked down and kneeling are full of the beauty of being trampled and ruined. Bumblebee, you are not just a dumb Autobot, you are the flower of Autobots. You’re almost ravaged and deceived and sold to the
backyard for joy... That ghost Decepticon so simply killed the insane inventor Autobot (I’m sorry I didn’t remember the name, I didn’t even have an introduction), what? How about pitying Xiangxiyu? Slow motion kneading and kneading the bumblebee to the ground from behind, grabbing his wrists, how much do you want to have a kiss?
As for the magical double rope swing of the male protagonist and base friend, I can only have the impression of "reinforced steel in the arms" in addition to the cockroach life of the male protagonist.
Skip those stupid buildings, the Decepticons who can't afford to install infrared thermal detectors, the human villains who hang up because their faces are confused by a newspaper, and the female pig's feet are white and beautiful no matter where they roll. No matter where the coat and female pig's feet are rolling, the hair is mascara without muddy hair.
The only thing left is the pillar, which was hung in the air by a few cables just after flying, that can trigger thinking.
Brother Zhuzi, you have so many brothers who have been pushed to the ground by the Decepticons, why can't you struggle with a little bit of strength, even if it is difficult to fly with your little wings, at least you can pull out the axe and chop two. , You just hung there, the lens turned to carbon-based nonsense for so long, you still hung there. Did the director arrange for you to stretch your limbs in a small winged posture to tempt your family to buy a bed? It's useless, he was pushed to the ground and bound by a tortoise shell by his grandfather.
As for buying a bed that was moved by a few words from the sausage-mouthed female pig, you deserve it. Who told you to cheat in your hometown to seduce the incumbent grandfather of the enemy, how about it? You were caught and raped. Brother Zhuzi, is he the kind of man who can hold a small third? can not!
So even if you wake up at the last moment and cut the mistress, you can't escape the severed arm, the big tits, and the adulterer with tears. After thinking about Jisheng’s pillar brother on the rope, no matter how many two hundred and five before, this will kill you both cleanly and neatly. In the end, you die under the hands of your wife, and you are worth it in your life. rest in peace.
So the previous spoiler "Megatron is dead" does not affect the mood of watching the movie at all. Why, this is a bad movie, and bad movies are not afraid of spoilers.
It's that simple.
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