Do students remember the theme of the last episode of Transformers: Who dares to be more fashionable than me? !
The main theme of this episode of Transformers is: Only my friends can hurt me!
Some students want to ask why there are so many places in Transformers 3 that can be black, from Rosie's sausage mouth to that sausage Decepticon, why the teacher should start from the base friends, let me talk about it.
The opening was the usual black history, the Autobots lost to the Decepticons and escaped by bursting chrysanthemums, followed by the stinky long history of the U.S.-Soviet hegemony and the secrets of the moon landing.
Finally, the director started the formal plot with a guide shot. The protagonist Rosie's seductive and soft body curves made us want to stop, and then the camera gradually moved upwards, all kinds of graceful curves and fluctuations, in the charm of the rhythm, and then we saw her long-lost... .Face, I fuck, the teacher wants to refund the ticket, this is not acceptable at all, old Bei, although she is also very good, but this very unpretentious face, you can't even find a G spot... .Oh no, the characteristics, let alone the characteristics, I can't even find the focus! ! ! !
Classmates, I make you black Megan every day, now you regret it, Lao Bei broke the pot, really "no root". Now when you look at the heroine, you can't wait for yourself to have no roots...
Now you know that Megan's is good, you have been warned long ago, don't despise flowers, as long as there are green leaves as a foil. Once the flowers are gone and only the green leaves are left, wait and be blind.
We skip this paragraph, and the next story is that the protagonist secretly saves the world, lives still eating turtles, is issued a card, is unemployed, eats soft food, cannot afford a house, the legendary rich second generation appears, and his girlfriend is in danger... ....
Hey, wait, we are watching an American blockbuster, so he is back to the starting point just like the college entrance examination composition.
This is what the starting point classmates love to see: the stupid protagonist with the show of beautiful friends, the girlfriend of the second-generation NTR protagonist, the protagonist bites his teeth and hates to find friends, is it really great, the whole world is the same Pussy (universal), old Bei, you really understand us middle two boys.
In fact, this is the heroic bitter turtle scene that the masses love to hear: Superman comes back and finds his wife ran away with others, and even the children can make soy sauce. Captain America returned to his hometown to find his first love to marry, and found that he could only marry the granddaughter of his first love. Spiderman uses his ability to deliver pizza to earn living expenses, and accidentally ran into his girlfriend and someone to open a room. By the way, the teacher’s first love was also married last month. The teacher didn’t even have an invitation, so everyone is the same.
As for the Autobots, they have almost turned from an ally to a thug of US imperialism. In short, if they don't meet universal values, the Autobots will go to show off and show off. Optimus Prime, you really are playing politics.
Almost at the same time, in another place like the African desert, Megatron appeared in a broken cloak. Obviously it is still repairing the decay, but why is this cloak so fashionable? Why is this broken body unable to hide the domineering, giving people the feeling of a wandering lord and exiled king, Megatron is so innocent. Bravo.
But Lao Wei, you can't estimate Lao Bei, this episode is no longer fashionable, but
Gido ... Then, even Cherzobyl was shot after lying down for decades. NS.
This is exactly what the teacher said: Behind every piece of dark history, there are Transformers, Freemasonry, and temporary workers. You all understand.
Then Brother Tianzhu followed the American soldiers to survey the scene, and then Shockwave appeared with a rod-shaped Decepticon. That's right, it is actually rod-shaped, and its caliber far exceeds the 18CM of some human winners, even the main gun of the Iowa battleship.
This rod-shaped Decepticon is not only large in size, but also comes with rotation and vibration. It also comes with a lot of ergonomic micro bumps, spirals, and attached small probe structure. It is a comprehensive design of the appliance to ensure that each one is inserted. Anyone can...you want to die, you can't stop, even Tyrande said it was okay. The most important thing is-no need for batteries and charging, students! The teacher has checked it on Taobao and Ebay, and students of such good equipment will never buy it.
So a few American soldiers couldn’t satisfy it at all. The rod-shaped Decepticon started chasing Tianzhu brother, and took off Tianzhu’s container forcibly. What do you want to do to Tianzhu brother, Megatron? I won't let you go!
Brother Tianzhu made an emergency transformation of "Kiji Thirsty" in mid-air, and the container was also transformed into "Kiki Thirsty". At this moment, I thought that the container was Tianzhu's strategic weapon, which could be like the second one. At the end of the episode, the body became a Gundam or something, but I didn’t expect it to be just a...an appliance rack? !
Therefore, Tianzhu regrettably did not fit the container, but only picked two utensils from above and rushed towards the rod-shaped Decepticon.
Then it was just an encounter and contact battle, and no one was going to kill anyone, and it ended without any climax.
Then Optimus Prime accidentally discovered that he was cheated by humans, oh, no, he was cheated by humans again. In fact, Optimus Prime is really a thick and dark guy. He has been cheated by humans once or twice. It is not that he can't learn it because of his IQ. I still pretend to be so shocked and incredible every time, like an innocent young man, really just want to express a kind of momentum and position: "You stupid humans, you deceived our Autobots, and the fuel bill can't go up. There is also a discount!"
Then, they went to the moon to save a great Autobot. Although this great Autobot was great, he was chased by the Decepticons and escaped. His name was Imperial Enemy, and he was also a very domineering name. At first glance, he knew that he was not a spike-killed character. Three versions of the kind. Moreover, this natural enemy is called Einstein of Cybertron. From the following plot, it can be seen that the Transformers must have had some misunderstanding of Einstein. Because Einstein on our planet has never charged and strangled Hitler, or slashed Rommel with an axe. As for the white-bearded grandfather, he really resembles the Asian KFC uncle, and the teacher thinks so too.
On the dilapidated spaceship, Optimus Prime opened the lid of the survival chamber and rescued the former leader, who seemed to be his teacher. At this moment, around the weak leader, several strange Cybertron black technology products-rod-shaped objects floated.
Later we learned that this natural enemy is a complicated old man with a vicissitudes of voice and shabby beard, but he has a vigor and charm. He is in the spacecraft survival chamber, even if he exhausts his life energy, he is all to keep these few...stick-like objects...Master Yutian Enemy, your taste is so heavy, you have used it before. What did you teach Optimus Prime?
Later, we learned that the teacher Yu Tiandi took the last hope of the Cybertron Autobots. When he took the spacecraft on the road, he actually brought more than a few, but hundreds of them.... Well, look. Students who show contempt here, please go to the corridor penalty station.
At the same time, on the side of SAM, Lao Bei also arranged some old-fashioned mundane things, such as don’t want your company to be stupid, the company that hired you was even stupid, and your boss was a fighter in the stupid. Stories that the masses love to hear and hear.
Here, the first highlight in this movie, the Asian who enjoys drinking Yili's X milk, appears. He is a beautiful landscape of this movie, more than the heroine who may be loved by the NTR at any time. He wears Shuya glasses, sips milky white juice, his complexion is sometimes dull and tangled, a little hysterical, but persistent and paranoid. He chased the actor affectionately, telling him the crisis of the whole world. Then he was assassinated by a bird.
This is not an ordinary bird, but a mechanical bird that has been coquettish in the animation for a long time. In the movie, it is an assassin who specializes in dealing with those who once led the Decepticons. The main attack method of this bird is a black screen. You As soon as the screen goes black, the victim's screams will be heard. This is a terrible way of attack. Not only does it make the people in the play undefended, but even audiences like the teacher cannot resist it.
But the bird didn't know why it changed its attack mode later. It caused the victim to fall from a height. Compared with the power of a black screen, this was really a brain-dead tactic, so it finally died in the hands of the protagonist and the Hornet.
Then the protagonist discovered the conspiracy and wanted to warn his fellow Autobots. Then he still saw that he was still in the second form as usual from his behavior through the barriers and sentry clashes. The teacher was relieved when he saw this.
Of course, Lao Bei is here to express the protagonist positively, his passion, concern for Autobots, his unwillingness to his current situation, urgent need for the approval of his girlfriend, heroes are useless, and so on. The protagonist is in vain.
Then there is the old-fashioned street chase, where good people flee, bad people chase, and passers-by suffer. There is nothing to say, but in this film, passers-by suffered particularly miserable. The Decepticons were just trying to cause harassment to the Autobots and deliberately overturned a lot of good cars. The teacher looked really... very relieved, classmates. You know, the teacher's license is not yet available, so you should also understand the teacher. Male students should not get in the luxury car at home within the teacher's field of vision.
Then, Ironhide came to the rescue, and the Autobots and the Decepticons began the Western Conference. Yes, Lao Bei admitted that it was the Western Conference.
If you don't want to be hacked, you must first tarnish yourself. If you don't want to be ridiculed, you must first ridicule yourself. Lao Bei didn't give the teacher any chance for an audience with ulterior motives like the teacher. He himself made complaints first, and the teacher could only hold back with this breath, causing internal injuries.
However, just as Ironhide cleaned up the Decepticons, the Autobots escorted the enemy to the end, thinking that everything was safe. At this moment, Ironhide exploded a chrysanthemum from behind by the enemy's natural enemy, and then made another shot on the injured soul.
Before he died, he asked unwillingly: "God, why?"
I believe that the students will be shocked when they see this place and ask: "Oh my God, why?!"
It's the happiest answering time again. Why, such a simple and solid iron sheet will die? Because natural enemies hate Optimus Prime, the object of empathy is Ironhide? Or was it because at that moment, the Autobot who exposed the chrysanthemum to the natural enemy was the only idiot named Ironhide?
You can't predict Lao Bei, in fact, the correct answer is: The iron model is unsalable, the warehouse is full, and the selling is worse than the Tianxiang-2. You idiots, how does the teacher usually teach you? Is there nothing else in your mind besides fucking and sex? !
Transformers Hasbro First Law: Model popularity and sales determine everything.
Transformers Hasbro's 233rd law: Models that don’t sell well, you need to change their outfits.
Transformers Hasbro's 464 law: After you change your styling and equipment, you still don’t sell bad models. You have to die and replace
Transformers. Law of Hasbro No. 583: Changing looks and equipment is still selling badly, then replace
Transformers after all deaths . Law of Hasbro No. 748: If it's all like this or it doesn't sell well, then change the director
. It was so inexplicable, Ironhide was blown away by his own people, a little unwilling to go. However, the surviving Autobots have to face a serious problem. Their old leader is actually a traitor, and he likes to go up from behind...
At the same time, the audience has to face a more serious problem. How do you explain it? Lao Bei, you and the screenwriter must not just find a reason to fool us... The
result is no way to guess. The teacher thought that the old man who guards against natural enemies is to treat humans as slaves to X. Unexpectedly, his later explanation was shocking. He actually wanted all human beings to be construction laborers. At this moment, I thought that either the subtitles were wrong, or my English listening was really bad, or it was behind this time. The biggest sponsor is actually Tianchao's real estate company.
Please, don't turn your face away after Yu Natural Enemy is finished, don't want to fool around like this, what the hell is this. Has your warrior's heart been corroded by the realtor's heart?
You have to contract for the development of the Cybertron Renaissance Project, but you feel that the loan balance is tightened, and it is too annoying to repair the tofu building and pass the quality inspection. Just let these stupid people on the earth do it for you. The jump is really too big, we humans are completely incomprehensible...
and Megatron, why don’t you complain about it, it’s obviously very uncomfortable to hold back, you obviously think this The reason is stupid, why do you want to pretend that I also think so.
How much do you two like real estate! !
You black technology plus robots, don’t you also hate labor, lazier than the hateful human beings. Cybertron used to be repaired by other aliens, right? You are just developers.
Yu Natural Enemy was simply tired of this deadly arrogant Optimus Prime, and turned to Megatron's embrace. The rest were all excuses for him.
However, Lao Bei left a foreshadowing here, and the enemy summoned many Decepticons to come to the earth to make a fortune, but did not kill Optimus Prime on the spot, but asked him to succumb to his crotch... .Oh, that's not right, under the knee.
Yu's natural enemy is obsessed with Lao Wei's hard air, but he is reluctant to bear the cold outside and hot inside Tianzhu. So he dreamed of the blessing of Qi people. Classmates, do you all know where he went wrong? Opening the harem and Qirenzhifu are the protagonist’s patents. Others who do this will be cut off by the director. The novels and comics in which Yu Tiandi was the protagonist were over long ago, and it was self-righteous to think that he was the protagonist, so in the end he was destined to eat turtles.
At the same time, the rich second generation also broke the shocking inside story to SAM. He not only wants the NTR protagonist, but more importantly, he is a human traitor with a long history, and he is only one of them. That's it. It seems that the leading party is not only rich in the celestial dynasty, but also has a lot of US imperialism, and Lao Bei once again tells us the truth: all the people who yelled at me and wanted to lead the way are all stupid young people who are in a high position but they are leading the way and are forbearing in plots. This is the clever leading party.
While SAM and Fu Erdai were talking nonsense, a certain heavy-tasting Decepticon over there not only imprisoned the heroine, but also began to stretch out mechanical tentacles to her, and these tentacles seemed to be multifunctional. This guy ran to the wrong set. The set of the Japanese anime "Tentacles and Magical Girl" is next door.
Just when some naive classmates of the dead house thought that they could see the tentacles PLAY only available in the same person, but you can't estimate Lao Bei, all this came to an abrupt end, strangling all the dead houses at the most anticipated moment. The Decepticons let go of the abuse of Rosie, and gave SAM a famous teacher's salary that was also qualified for SAM, and asked him to dig out Optimus Prime's B plan.
Classmates, the Decepticons clearly treat the gentleman’s belly with a villain’s heart. In the animation, most of the Autobots rush to fight if they win, and withdraw and withdraw if they don’t win. More often, they pay if they fail to win. Chong Chong Chong Chong until he died, there is no plan A at all, what the hell is there plan B. But Optimus Prime will always have it, you know.
But not only was the classmates very strange to see here, but the teacher was also very strange: The mission of the famous Decepticon, the symbol of a successful man, was clearly infiltrating, infiltrating, monitoring, eavesdropping and the like. Then it should be the more normal the disguise, the better.
But why from start to finish, it was the foolish Decepticon who was competing with SAM, as if he was deliberately making trouble everywhere, for fear that he would behave too much like a normal person. In other words, it should be SAM that should be deliberately weird, and the Decepticons should make sure that he looks like a normal person? In short, the tactical thinking of the aliens is really extraordinary, and the teacher can't fully understand it.
So, at that launch site, SAM hesitated again and again, and finally asked the question that everyone wanted to gossip, Tianzhu, what is your next tactic? Are you willing to cut off your clothes and rob you to get out of this entanglement? If you are not reconciled, how can you turn back?
At this time, Tianzhu's brother sighed softly: "There is no more meow tactics, only to sell cute meows and send meows that are not free from the earth."
Then, Tianzhu's eyes were cold, and he said that this movie is the most profound. The connotation: "Even if your base friend can betray you, but you can't betray yourself, you must always remember that you are always an offensive!!!"
After speaking, Optimus Prime took his brothers to the COSPLAY Challenger. In the middle of the launch, the subtitle also came with a sentence of nitrogen.....Ni, your sister, you look down on Cybertron Black Technology Well, it's really hateful, you humans. Students, don't just be disappointed in Transformers, they really have black technology.
Halfway through the spacecraft took off, even the stupidest classmate in the class knew that something would happen. It’s so easy to go where he wanted to go. Starscream, who had been playing soy sauce, came to a lore, but he happened to do something wrong, he Several missiles came from the front of the transformed fighter jet and destroyed the spacecraft.
Classmates, you laughed when you saw this. As Megatron's X slave for many years, he was so naive to want to kill Optimus Prime from the front. When he realized this mistake later, it was too late.
Then the super old-fashioned humans were tortured and killed. You can guess it. Without the Autobots, how could the mere humans satisfy the Decepticons' ambitions and desires.
Only the little girls in the audience would think that the Autobots are dead. Seeing the helpless appearance of human beings being tortured and killed, they will definitely cry with rain. Haha, the male classmates would definitely want to hug and pat her on the shoulder to comfort her and say no. Damn it, why did the teacher Lin Zifeng in the next class refuse to go to the premiere together? The teacher obviously bought two tickets. Damn it, the teacher can only pat his right shoulder with his left hand.
The teacher here thought that the Decepticons had already occupied the earth, but it was actually just a city. As expected, these Transformers were still very scumbag.
It may be because the Decepticon threat is not as good as bin Laden's. The US military doesn't seem to be very passionate, and they don't make much effort. Students who see this place must wonder why. The teacher thinks this is because of the funding. The air force and the navy are very tight. The missiles and aircraft require fuel and maintenance costs. The Pentagon has to fight and shirk, and the R ring may not approve the combat plan. . So what everyone here mainly sees is the omnipotent American soldier, cheap, good, and enough.
In order to avoid being scolded by the audience like the teacher, Lao Bei asked the character to explain that it was the Decepticons who had gained air supremacy. Even in front of the protagonist, a few fighters of the Air Force were arranged to hit the soy sauce, but the Decepticons burst the chrysanthemum without even having a close-up. It’s not that I’m in the dark, classmates, it’s really coming from the back.
Even the military blind of the teacher knows that this was originally the second air force, there are good air-to-surface missiles, they actually flew to the close combat range of dog fighting, at this distance, even the uncles of the celestial dynasty wiped out his wife It can explode your chrysanthemum, not to mention the desperate uncle Decepticons who have gone through countless light years of foundation work, you are simply seeking your own death! Transformers have aircraft that can ignore the effect of gravity. How can you scumbags who are bound by the atmosphere and aerodynamics be opponents?
Some students also feel that the people in the play are desperate. Even the American soldiers are eating turtles. This alien must be of the first-rate level. But the more desperate, the more I need a hero like the protagonist with hope written on his forehead. Just as the protagonist broke out in the second position and was about to open the protagonist’s aura and rush into the battlefield, the Decepticons severely tuned these overweight humans, and were quickly tuned by the sudden appearance of Optimus Prime and Autobots. .
Do you understand the hard work of Brother Tianzhu here?
The Autobots have more middle-class people, more brain-disabled, more useless firewood, more weird tempers, and more complaints, but there are also a lot of talents in them. When it comes to the qualifications to be a leader, there are a lot of people who can fight than Brother Tianzhu, who died with passion than Brother Tianzhu, and more tolerable than Brother Tianzhu, there is a natural enemy here. So, what are the irreplaceable advantages of Tianzhu that made him the most classic leader of the Autobots, and what is the essence of Tianzhu's standing?
The answer is that students who are both offensive and able-bodied, please go to the corridor penalty station.
The correct answer is: Brother Tianzhu can play politics, and the blue shell of Brother Tianzhu cannot cover up the black oil in his body.
For example, in this crisis, dumb humans abandoned the Autobots when they were scared by the Decepticons. This time, there was a second time. Therefore, to completely eliminate hidden dangers, Brother Tianzhu did not give any explanation, did not make any resistance, and did not make any arguing. Brother Tianzhu will not say to stupid human beings: Even if you are willing to sell your ass, sooner or later you will be blown up. Without us, you will still be played with heavy tastes and shame PLAY. Brother Tianzhu just retreated silently behind the scenes, letting the Decepticons kill the stupid humans to death, and then came out to play the indispensable role of giving charcoal in the snow. Brother Tianzhu knows how to let established facts prove his worth and correctness. This is the political skill of Brother Tianzhu.
The established facts of blood, and the eternal pain of chrysanthemum, are more effective and lasting than any diplomacy, persuasion, and covenant. To make mankind, especially the leader of mankind give up on the Decepticons, and rely on the Autobots, this is politics. It is political, which is higher than military command, combat skills, logistics support and so on. The students understand why the teacher has always wanted to be a dean.
It's like coming to Earth for the first time. If you change to Megatron's S2, you will definitely say that we will destroy these tiny bugs. This seems to be the result of the U.S. military calling for the Emperor of the Universe in the end. But Optimus Prime only learned universal values, and he played transparently with human beings. Moral integration, coexistence of river crabs, common defense, etc., the specific teacher can't tell, in short, it is very powerful.
The situation is very bad now, because the Decepticons want to go back to their hometown to get a foundation, so I can’t wait to summon Cybertron with rod-shaped objects. Under the guidance of the main rod-shaped objects, all the rod-shaped objects floated into space and bloomed into blossoms. chrysanthemum. Then Cybertron appeared. The teacher felt that so far, the screenwriter was really broken by Lao Bei, and he didn't care about anything anymore. Everyone knows that the tides are mainly caused by the moon. What? ! You don't know, you are embarrassed to raise your hand and go out to the penalty station.
So, what happens if a planet suddenly pops up next to the earth? The correct answer is: the sky will become like Inception, ha ha. Okay, don't worry about these, everyone continues to watch the exciting fights.
By this time, the Autobots have begun to use external plug-in to brush their records. The brushing is too strong. Like Optimus Prime, they can directly drive Wushuang among the enemy groups. Some Decepticons will die if you can't see who they are. Of course, the director does not necessarily care who is dead. As a Transformer, there is no model to sell, so life is better than death. The US military did not continue to eat turtles. They used a super powerful rotorcraft, which has a stronger breakthrough capability than fighter jets. Even so, some were lost in a sneak attack by the Decepticon Air Force. Even a military blind like the teacher knows that even if this kind of aircraft is not intercepted by the Decepticons, it might fly and drop one. The Decepticons' air supremacy is really scumbag. In other words, the teacher is looking forward to the destruction of the nuclear bomb, why is it not necessary to use a nuclear bomb, it is really hateful that it is all Defcon-1, the teacher no longer believes in the hell of Defcon.
There is also the teacher's favorite: Mr. President is in the office, stroking the Bible with his left hand, stroking the Declaration of Independence with his right, and a secretary squatting under the table. Mr. President gritted his teeth and hesitated, whether to launch a nuclear bomb or two nuclear bombs, and there is a foolish secretary of defense urging by the side. The classic scene like this is really great. Why should the students look at the teacher with such a look? The teacher is not cynical, the teacher simply likes to grow mushroom clouds.
Thanks to this delivery, the child's father soldier and his comrades flew in the sky like birds.
Uncle Hei and his black brothers are retired soldiers. His father’s soldiers should be on active duty, but they seem to belong to a special chain of command. The SEALs are absolutely active on duty. They are elite, just like Spartans. It's the kind of combat effectiveness of a group of good friends. There are three ways to enter the battlefield by sea, land, and air. These three American soldiers will join forces, and that's amazing.
The Tomahawk missile finally hit the building with precision under the guidance of the U.S. soldiers on active, retired, and miscellaneous service... Oh, no, it hit the Decepticon air force... Damn, Old Bei, you are the black American army. You are leaking military secrets at all. Now the whole world knows that Tomahawk missiles can actually be anti-aircraft. You really hate the navy, the navy obviously gave a lot of money. Sure enough, only the army soldiers can satisfy you.
On the side of Uncle Hei, the scene where the mansion, the people and the rod-shaped Decepticons are entangled with each other and tumbling up and down is a classic scene. All students who raise their hands and want to discuss human resistance, please go to the corridor and punishing station instead of innocent eyes. Looking at the teacher. If the world had human resistance, there would be no SAM and Morgan in the first episode.
And the old Bei Mingming constantly laughed at herself, and the teacher heard Rosie’s emotionless yells more than once: “I’m really going to die
this time !” Well, at this time, everybody asks why the heroine wears high heels at this time. Students, please go to the corridor to accompany the students there. You really don't know how to teach, your brains need to be opened up. As for the vase, you only need to do the function of the vase, and the other things are redundant.
Now, you know why Megan is gone from now on. Why did you try to black her out since 1, and she was alive and well in 2, but when she reached 3, she disappeared from the world?
Was it because she became famous and the salary increased? Was it because she rejected the unspoken rules? Was it because she was going to change acting? Classmates, this is an open-ended question. The teacher's answer is: The vase should be changed frequently. After all, it is just a vase. If you don't change it, it will become an antique.
As for the two little Transformers who have been responsible for selling cuteness, they took out a lot of rod-shaped objects to make weapons for SAM, they are indeed Transformers.
Later, SAM inserted this stick into Starscream’s...chrysanthemum? You can't predict the old Bei, classmates, he inserted his eyes, how much tastes SAM in the end! ! ! The teacher has heard of Ju X, Milk X, and Foot X, but he turned his eyes to him as soon as he came, SAM you... The teacher understands the reason why Megan dumped him.
Transformers here once again reflect their weak and scumbag fighting power. If your eyes are beaten, you will be blind and painful. At this point, the teacher also understood, why the American soldiers played three episodes or used the right weapon to smash the Transformers. Because it is very effective, the sales representatives of the arms company showed a relieved and proud smile.
The teacher has been wondering if Transformers’ toes and oil pipelines are also weaknesses? This is left as homework for the students.
Those students who insisted that SAM was thrown around like a meteor hammer by Starscream, and should have died, please go to the penalty station in the corridor.
In general, once the number of American soldiers increases, it is really unmatched. No matter how big the Decepticons are, it is only a matter of time before they fall, not to mention that there are occasional Autobots interspersed with them to make cold shots.
In general, the appearance of Autobots during this period is always timely and effective. If you need them, they will show up. If you don't need them, they won't know where to go. Therefore, automobile talents have mastered the essence of street fighting. American soldiers are just a bunch of headless flies running around, but they indirectly attracted the attention of the Decepticons.
Of course, Autobots are not omnipotent, even Optimus Prime has been online, right? Especially those who did not follow Optimus Prime or the American soldiers were taken prisoner. The Decepticons performed very badly here. Megatron, under the provocation of the rich second generation, did not abide by the Geneva Convention and actually started killing the Autobots prisoners of war. The rich second generation is even more distorted. It is really a standard image and thinking of a traitor.
The more touching scene here is that SAM is about to rush out to save the Hornet, but the stick-like body is broken and can no longer penetrate the Decepticons. And Rosie was trying his best to prevent him from sending him to death, so he gritted his teeth...he shrank.
The students must remember that not to mention the first two episodes, how many times the Hornet gave up to save SAM, only this episode, many times they flew to save him. However, at this moment SAM shrinks, just looking from a distance, saying in his heart some psychological words that I will avenge you, your wife, I will raise it. Why? The teacher came to answer, it is like this: Friends are destined to destroy the sister, and the sister is destined to destroy the friends. These are two natural enemies and are incompatible. This is not a matter of human nature or other moral issues, it is purely a natural issue.
Therefore, if there is a teacher Lin Zifeng, he will not hesitate to ask the teacher to roast all the friends.
Another bright spot here is our rich second-generation Mr. He has always been excellent since the beginning. He is easy to do, and he is able to grasp the scale and details fully. Seeing to continue, NTR is not necessarily true. But why did he become an idiot from the moment he revealed the truth? Sure enough, Lao Bei still thinks that the stupid gangster must die, but didn't Lao Ka said that the gangster should be happy to do it for the big wave of alien girls.
I can understand that Mr. Fu Erdai was destroyed by the Decepticons before, and he should definitely surrender and flatter, and live a day: "Even if mankind perishes, I will be the last one to die." So did the teacher. I understand this view very well.
But why did Mr. Fu Erdai when the Autobots and Decepticons were in a stalemate, even when the Autobots had the upper hand, and the Decepticons real estate plan had begun to collapse, the rich Erdai suddenly wanted to get the stick. The object is restored, continue to summon the planet Cybertron. In fact, at this time, who will notice you, and slipping away is the kingly way. The teacher's words will definitely slip away, absolutely will, not to go to the protagonist, but the protagonist comes with an anti-NTR revenge halo. Besides, there is no Decepticon to restore that stick-like body. As a leading party, it is really an idiot to be so desperate. Even if you want to gain prestige, please find the correct Autobots who follow universal values. In short, his fault is not his idiot, but his attempt to Rosie, the protagonist of NTR. This is the reason for all idiots. The teacher also understands, Rosie's figure is recognized by the teacher, although the teacher does not recognize Rosie.
In short, the rich second generation and SAM finally got together as they wished and rolled around on the ground.
As for the heroine Rosie, she has always played such propaganda-type comprehensive vases as "Don't be my lord", "Help the official", and "The slave is dying." The story of the hero's death to save her has been completed. Now it was her turn, but she was in the ruins of the battlefield, before she walked a few steps, she ran into Lao Wei who was hiding in the corner of the battlefield playing soy sauce. Oh, I’m fucking, I’m not, I bumped into the BOSS when I walked around. Seeing this, the students inevitably became excited and nervous, but they didn’t know the situation had changed.
Lao Wei's soy sauce is very subtle, students, please note that he is sitting there with his back against the wall and acting cool. This deeply educates you, even if it is soy sauce, you must protect yourself and don’t leave it to anyone. Once some people did not believe this truth, they were already dead.
At this time, those students who had always thought that the heroine was a vase, found themselves too naive. Megan can unlock, drag racing, repair, rebellious, humble, shake his legs, lift buttocks, and smile. So what will this Rosie do?
Can sell meat? Can ride? Will be NTR? Will be hijacked by bad guys? These Megan will do too! ! ! Maybe it's better.
Rosie must have a property that can make himself alive in the next episode, instead of disappearing inexplicably or turning into a black and white photo! ! !
Classmates, you can't keep up with Lao Bei in your life. You can't even think of killing you, Rosie...her core attribute is actually...It's actually his rotten girl, you can't afford to hurt it.
She carried out Megatron... to any earthling or alien, provocative tactics that seemed naive and boring, but her words were really sweet.
"Old Wei, you are such a arrogant and cool character, and so young and strong. You will be an offense tomorrow, and you will always be an offense. You and Tianzhu will always be an offense. But now that you are with the natural enemy, you are destined to have nothing but to suffer in the next life, and it will be a damn weak one. Even the old lady can't stand you anymore. Look at what you are like now. Bring a broken cloak here to show you cool, and you also bring your own chain to bind SM. You really have to wait for the enemy to finish Optimus Prime and come home to eat you."
This sentence touched the heart of Lao Wei, the whole People are violent. Lao Wei, who has been playing soy sauce to accumulate fashionable value, finally can't bear it anymore. He has gone crazy! ! !
Those students who think that you can see Lao Wei bouncing on passersby like he did in the first episode, bounce Rosie out, and then you can change to another heroine in the next episode, please go to the corridor and stop, you are too naive NS.
When have you ever seen a friend hurt a rotten girl? Friends will destroy the world and hate human beings, but they will not harm the rotten girls. Rotten girls are born with the reputation of the friends and have the talent to avoid injury. How can you afford to hurt them?
At the same time, on the battlefield of Transformers, defending the natural enemies with swords and shields. Optimus Prime also took out the hunger and thirst giant axe, yes, it was the giant axe in the Lord of the Rings that was touched affectionately by the dwarf uncle with beard residue and greasy rough hands.
A shield in one hand and a melee weapon in the other. Those stupid Transformers who thought they were handsome hand-to-hand combat, raised their legs and kicked, dual-wielded weapons, handguns, or long-range blasting sniper sniper transformers, he has already been killed.
Only this is the equipment choice for the Cybertron masters. This is the result of the two battle-tested masters who have seen the same results. There are offensive and accepting, both offensive and accepting, and the melee bursts the chrysanthemum! ! !
At this moment, Tianzhu brother exposed his true professional expertise: Berserker.
Haha, classmates, haven't you seen it for three full episodes? Those stupid Decepticons who think that Tianzhu is a tank or auxiliary profession, they have all been blown up close.
According to statistics, in the trilogy, whether you are a legendary warrior or an active master who is fashionable to break through the sky, as long as you are dragged into melee combat by Tianzhu, then you are half dead.
But there was an accident here. Optimus Prime, who has always driven Wushuang to clear the mobs and angry car boss, was a little bit of a turtle in the face of his teacher. Why? Because this battle is not a physical battle, but a psychological battle, which is what the saying goes.
"You guy who sells chrysanthemums to humans, lackeys, the shame of Cybertron, fortunately, I even trained you bastard!!"
"The beauty of humans, the heavy tastes of you toys, will never understand you bastard. "
What kind of justice is yours, it is the kingly way to take the initiative and strong piercing!!"
"What do you know?! A shield that can accommodate all piercing is the kingly way!!"
"No. 93, No. 93 Your blood and simplicity are king, don’t you understand what a bastard!!"
"How can No. 93 compare to No. 97? The change and flexibility of No. 97, how can No. 93 imitate the delicate beauty of No. 97, bastard!!"
"You don't love Megatron at all, you have such a clumsy resistance, Just to make me jealous, you're just a arrogant bastard!!"
"Love? Do you know what love is? How can you know what love is even if you didn't even shoot the prequel rumor?!!!"
"What model ? It sells better than me, bastard, obviously mine is more domineering bastard!!"
"You have to keep up with the trend, teacher, admit that you have been abandoned by the times. There is no shame in becoming a fire truck, except for some Who is the heroine of the comics
so mentally stupid that he likes firetruck, sir!!!" "It's amazing, I don't want to admit defeat like this, I don't have a hand, so I don't want to bow my head and obey me."
"Hmph, I know, Megatron said the same thing."
In short, whether it is Optimus Prime and the Royal Enemy, or SAM and the rich second generation, they all carry distorted love and hate. Fight with self-affirmation. If anyone loses a bit of momentum, he will be beheaded and knocked out immediately. This is not lost to the exciting excitement of physical warfare. You can see similar scenes in the endings of almost every animation, novel, and movie.
However, such a boring bridge did not last long. On the other side, the protagonist knocked out the rich second generation, regaining a sense of compensation for most of the world's audiences who are assassins.
On this side, Megatron was hit by the rotten girl Rosie's framing skills, lined up to join the battlefield, and the battle became 3P.
At this time, the gun and momentum of the enemy's mouth had the upper hand, and he was preparing to give Optimus Prime a fatal blow from behind.
Megatron didn't give the natural enemy any chance, so he blasted him from behind. That's right, it wasn't me who was in the dark, this time it was from behind. Only friends can hurt you forever. This is the so-called way of attacking and receiving, the praying mantis catches the cicada, and the oriole is behind. As a praying mantis, know the oriole?
Megatron whipped his natural enemy and roared: "Let go of that Optimus Prime. He is mine. Even if his chrysanthemum is exploded one day, that person can only be me."
Megatron said to Qingtian. Zhu wailed and said, "Remember Cybertron of that year, Tianzhu... The old man Yu Tian Enemy was exploded by me. Let's truce. In the future, it will be the two of us who will fight for an attack. Accept..."
It's a pity, Optimus Prime is not Huang Amma, and Megatron is not Sister Rong, so the only answer to Megatron was to dig his heart.
Optimus Prime: "I can forgive women, but I will never forgive my friends, because they can hurt me...only my friends."
Haha, the teacher will not be fooled, the friends are all cheating Human. The teacher who knows everything has already understood it since the first episode. What Optimus Prime really loves is not the second-dead follower of those idiots, not the Decepticons who are becoming more and more like soldiers and passersby, nor is it also a teacher or friend to defend against natural enemies, nor is it sympathetic to Megatron, but... ...Human...Lao Bei, you won.
Then Optimus Prime took care of the enemy's natural enemies. Yu Natural Enemy, an unsafe guy in the evening, is full of contradictions and inconsistencies, but for the sake of his death, he will not be blackmailed for the time being.
Sure enough, I still want to be dark, but the teacher already wants to sleep, which is hateful.
Now the students know that the leader is not easy to do. Not only will the blood of the enemy's chrysanthemum be stained on his hands, but also the blood of the chrysanthemum of the base friend, and the most miserable thing is that he will be stained with the blood of his own chrysanthemum.
The battle was over, and everyone who had been playing soy sauce surrounded Optimus Prime one after another, and the male and female protagonists finally hugged the dog and the man.
At this moment, only Brother Tianzhu looked at the dog and the man and woman coldly, smiling vicissitudes of life and haggard.
Yes, she is no longer the same she used to be, but the same thing is still a pair of dog men and women. No matter how immersed in happiness at the moment, maybe you will be dumped again in the next episode. If you are dumped, you will never believe in love anymore. Optimus Prime will always look at you from behind.
Of course, that was another story with many advertisements. In short, if Lao Bei is really gone, the next time the Decepticons must send more people who can turn into beauties to occupy the earth, including the black sister and the oriental taste, the teacher is looking forward to it.
Okay, now is the summary and homework of this lesson:
1. There are no eternal friends, only eternal rotten girls.
2. Only base friends can hurt you, only rotten girls can blame you, only winners can lead the way, only rich second generation can NTR you, only Lao Bei who can deceive you, only Lao Bei who can explode Lao Bei Dai chrysanthemum Card. Behind every old Bei that you scolded hard, there is an old card that makes him want to vomit.
3. This episode is still the most money given by the Army, so the Air Force can only come out to eat turtles. Since the last episode of the gorgeous deep piercing magnetic rail cannon, the Navy can only play soy sauce.
4. The U.S. military still tried its best to express calmness and restraint, and when they arrived at Defcon-1, they did not use the taxpayer's money to throw nuclear bombs. This time they didn't even use the strength of a regiment, and even mixed with veterans. Turned over the aliens.
5. If the Decepticons can all become Apples, they will occupy the celestial dynasty, and if the Decepticons can all become Lenovo, they will occupy the United States. If the Decepticons could all become game consoles, they would have occupied Japan. If the Decepticons could all become Yili X milk, there would be no more earth and human beings.
6. Megatron’s models are selling well, and the love is long-lasting, so students don’t have to worry. "Tianzhu, I will come back to seek revenge from you after changing my suit."
7. The teacher is not Ji, the teacher likes women the most.
8. The teacher goes to the movies with a couple alone. Why is that idiot place called SM Square? Who would have used such a name for so long? Why is this, classmates? !
Homework:
1. Draw a diagram of the objects and relationships in the next episode.
2. Continue to introduce sisters and aunts to the teacher.
3. After watching the movie, throw the drinks and popcorn into the trash can by yourself, stay in the cinema and go to the penalty station in the corridor.
4. Go home, wash and sleep, by the way, go online and black out the fairy sword 5.
5. What is the phone number of teacher Lin Zifeng in the next class multiplied by 13 and then +42?
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