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Meaghan 2021-10-18 09:29:35

Why on earth did Spielberg look for Michael Bay to shoot the "Transformers" series? The answer is simple, because his name is auspicious, "selling copies", so even if the bad reviews are smashed into a large pile of golden plums, it will not affect the film's global copy sales and box office boom in the slightest. An unrecognized conclusion is that bad directors are used to bad audiences. Some birdmen who had thought about the first two episodes and claimed that selling copies of their childhood dreams had scammed their childhood dreams finally unscrupulously took out the money and continued to watch-this group of people is the M species, looking for it while watching and cursing The pleasure of masochism.

Since I was a child, I like to throw firecrackers to scare my neighbor’s selling copies of Meimei. This time, the explosive equivalent is upgraded again in "Transfiguration 3". We must also tremblingly admit that "Awesome, really rich." Beige used real gold and silver to pile up various mechanical monsters on the screen, and used various tricks to make them either smash each other or smash the floor. The whole screen was spattered with fire and debris (still 3D!), Even the unfortunate passers-by who rushed home to eat noodles with soy sauce were bombarded with adult scum. These tricks aimed at popcorn blockbuster fans are simple, rude and very attractive. You can almost see the selling copy standing behind the screen while throwing bombs while holding a small speaker yelling, "Don't miss it when you pass by! Increase the amount without increasing the price! Jumping off the building! Great for you! Wow ha ha ha! "It is a fact that many viewers are tired of these unrestrained action scenes, but it is also true that they can't help but continue to pay for it and talk about it.

If you are a bomb fan and didn't sleep well the first night, then you can faint with the human character during the intermittent non-nutritive conversation like I did, and wait until the next explosion arrives before waking up happily. The plot of "Change 3" is still as bad as ever, with all kinds of boring jokes including vulgar toilet sections, but the backbone of the story is slightly more pursuing than the previous two episodes. There is a conspiracy theory of space competition between the United States and the Soviet Union. , The problem is that Megatron’s brain damage is shown in the film. It’s hard to imagine that he can work out such a precise plan. Could it be that he drank a certain brand of milk in this episode and broke his brain? So we followed the vine and brought out another terrifying conspiracy: the Decepticons secretly manipulated a country’s milk industry and instigated unscrupulous producers to add melamine to milk in order to achieve the purpose of destroying the next generation of human beings-a first tailor-made for the Chinese market. Four episodes may not be released in China...

The strong implantation of domestic brands in "Change 3" is a major feature or notch. The male protagonist wears a Metersbonwe T-shirt, and Lenovo computers replace Apple and Dell frequently, and the figure of a domestic milk is more conspicuous. . The comedy star in "The Hangover" and a Korean actor with a doctor of medicine background from the University of North Carolina, Zheng Ken, used a rather wretched posture to promote a domestic brand of Shuhua Milk; selling copies claimed that this was a funny part of the story. It's not unreasonable, because this advertising spokesperson is a clown at all, and even his sad end is very funny. It is said that when it was released abroad, Zheng Kenjun sucked milk affectionately, and the spectators who knew the righteousness chanted "poison" on the spot. Other "implants" are much more interesting. For example, the two rotten ghost robots of Sam's family are watching "Star Trek". During the interview of Sam, Jesse Heiman came out to steal the spotlight.

The new female protagonist supermodel girl is another point of controversy. It is said that some people no longer believe in love because of this. Please, Sam was dumped. And the girl feels better in the film than in the trailer. Although she is not charming, she has a good body. She shows her thighs as soon as she appears, which is full of sincerity. There are comments that her performance in the film is a catastrophe, please, this film needs to be performed, even if it is Cannes actor John Totoro (former agent Simon), Oscar actress Cohen's wife (a high-ranking government official), and Marco Marco Vicki (boss), which role needs acting? Selling copies doesn’t need actors at all, he only needs machines and C4. Speaking of disasters, Sam, who was praised by Spiel, is the disaster. Sam, who is in the blessing and knows no luck, from the high school student in the first episode, the college student in the second episode, to the unemployed youth now, despite the fact that The protagonist, the halo, the beauty of Xiangche, has everything available, but he is immersed in the position of the loser, and he keeps roaring for various things from beginning to end, which is almost annoying. Living in a big house with a sexy girlfriend is mentally unbalanced, he rants, can’t find a job, he rants, meets his parents, he rants, eats his girlfriend’s jealousy, he rants, the car can’t start, he rants, gets When the security guard stopped him, he roared and was blown into the air by the Decepticons. He roared... If roaring can solve the problem, Ma Jingtao would have been the Oscar actor long ago. ! ! ! !

Personally, the most unsatisfactory thing about the entire series of "Transformers" is that selling copies does not have any love for Transformers at all! The twisted screw assemblies in the film, just like their appearance, have no character or inner flesh and blood at all, they just sell copy moving props and destroying machines. And in the film, the Autobots, who always claim to be righteous and loving, become as cruel as the Decepticons. In the first episode, Megatron tears up the jazz. In the second episode, Optimus Prime uses a single shot against the Decepticons. Headshot, although it is killing the enemy, but this guy's method is really cold-blooded to a certain extent, completely different from the good-natured brother of the cartoon, and he has no respect for the remains of Skyfire. The third episode is especially overkill. A bunch of Autobots actually happily dismembered a Decepticon. Brother Zhuzi was cruel and cruel to deal with his predecessors. What's terrible is that he always has to be a righteous political commissar at the end of each episode. Expressing peace speeches...In short, it makes people feel that they are a savage, dangerous and black-bellied race, and it is right for the U.S. emperor to keep a hand on them.

After spitting out, I feel comfortable, the money is worth it. If there is still a fourth episode, can you change the director or direct it yourself?

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon quotes

  • Sam Witwicky: That woman, she called me a messenger. You believe that? After everything I've done, I'm a messenger.

    Wheelie: Oh, I believe it. I tell you, Sammy, we feel the same way. The disrespect on this rock is criminal.

  • Charlotte Mearing: "Total Nightmare" file. So the investigation is open. We've sent agents to your office. And for the time being, we're gonna send you home with Autobot protection.

    Sam Witwicky: Who-who do I need to speak to get you guys to understand that I can help? That I can contribute?

    Brains: Hey, we can all help. Want me to tell you what I know? I could tell you about the solar system, all the gun planets to hang out in.

    Charlotte Mearing: [taking out and putting her gun on the desk] Get off my desk, please.

    Brains: Oh, you pulling out guns? I can't help you out now. She angry.

    Charlotte Mearing: Oh, my god.

    Sam Witwicky: What do you envision for me? I go home now? I go back to work? I make copies? I mean...

    Charlotte Mearing: This is a unit for veteran intelligence officers and Special Forces, not for boys who once owned special cars.