Many people are afraid, saying that you don’t want to write a review of the change 3 movie. I’m afraid that I will suffer spoilers after watching. I am a fan of Transformers. The only time I ran away from home when I was young was because my family did not allow me to watch Transformers cartoons while eating at noon. I deeply remember that the laser bird was flying when the TV was turned off. The situation is like this. When Optimus Prime stood up and was about to make a victory declaration, and then the hero and the heroine were very likely to show love to each other, I kicked the cup and left. Then, if Mike Bay is sitting in the first row, I may not be able to control myself, take the remaining popcorn to choke him, poke him with the bitten Coke straw, and use the handle of the 3D glasses to insert him. It's impossible-so wonderful that it can be called a perfect body setting; so familiar with the story background that does not need to be explained, so concerned about the market atmosphere that does not require publicity, and unexpectedly such a rotten product came out, rotten to the point, Stinks to death, and then turns into a ghost after death. Go to the screenwriter Ilan Kruger and make him feel uneasy and die. First of all, one thing for sure, Mike Bay, Ilan Kruger, (hereinafter collectively referred to as Mcb It’s a very simple reason to watch the animated version. If it’s for you 2. 5 hours with a girl you like, what will you do? It is the first time that men answer: Fully interact with her, or at least watch it for 150 minutes. Yes, how do you deal with these 150 minutes? I took 3/5, or even 3/4 of it, to explain the trivial matters of human characters in life! What trivia? ——The male pig is looking for a job, the male pig’s broken car, the male pig eats the female pig’s vinegar, the silly retired uncle’s press conference, the silly retired uncle’s assistant pretends to be a clown, the bar and the Russian quarrel... this girl and Transformers Does it have anything to do with the promotion of the plot? Is it true that the stars of the Spring Festival Gala make a collective appearance as a gift? Don’t mention that the sb supporting role and harlequin Asian who drinks Yili has countless boring dialogues and shots. The film is so small that even a passerby of the special forces who is about to fall and fall to death has a complete close-up of the lens, and Transformers Their roles are completely outrageous! Mai B has never passed the college entrance examination. I will tell you-"Transformers" is the title and the central idea. You have no feelings about transformation and don't think about King Kong. At least you have a role in the game, and can you remedy it with pen and ink? Several important and outstanding robots in the play did not even have an official appearance ceremony! There is not even a close-up or deformation process! I believe that many people, before watching "Change 3", are looking forward to the trailer and the body photo, and they are stirring, let me tell you! Ah's most exciting, it's all in the trailer! Ah's body portrait is completely a mystery in the movie! It's a bug! What you see is all the people who have appeared in the first and second generations! ——Especially the supporting role——'s big appearance and close-up! 3d imax! Globally, the crystallization of all human visual technology, the new breakthrough in audio-visual enjoyment in the 21st century, all to shoot people! Mai b, you ya actually don’t shoot the body, shoot the female pig’s legs and heels, shoot the male pig’s dog, the male pig’s mother’s greasy face, the male pig’s mother and father’s car on a trip, 3d meat futon, all Not so many 3d people and faces! How bad is the Fengyun 2 movie version, at least 120 minutes of poor performance by Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun? Can you waste the film on Transformers? Don't shoot people, can't you? The second thing I am irritating is that the McDonalds must be good talkers in life. I didn't understand since the first episode, why are all human beings about to be extinct? Why are there so many words? Are you still afraid that your role is not enough? 2. In 3/4 of the 5 hours, all human characters were roaring and arguing endlessly at twice the usual speed of speech. The eyes, limbs, aura, and expressions were all reduced to a sharp ear. English symbols constantly torment the audience's ears. Especially the male pig. From the first episode, Jie Sidili entered a state of madness. By the third episode, it was completely sublimated into a little Shenyang-like nervous shudder, yelling, screaming, hoarse, and then all human supporting roles evolved into harlequins. , And friends who have not read it before, you can pay attention to it when you watch it next time. At least 95% of the lines can be deleted and omitted! ok, ok, you like to talk, no problem, you let Transformers speak, at least we can appreciate the exquisite structure of the body parts at different speech speeds, you let Optimus Prime and Decepticons Go on stage to play rap battle game, don't let those clown horns shout from beginning to end, those human characters follow your unspoken rules, right? The new female pig with sausage mouth, the black man, the old soldier, the old fbi, and the aunt and uncle who played the parents, all of them follow your unspoken rules, right? Do you have to arrange all the lines? ? There are also facial close-ups, Mai b, do you want the King Kong to follow you with the unspoken rules? Use that wet steel body to soothe your chattering mind? For the third one, I endured 2 episodes silently, and finally I couldn't stand it for the third episode! Mai b! Don't you always let the Transformers spin and fight, okay? ! The national gymnastics team? Throwing the ribbon? Optimus Prime uses a mountain knife, don't you understand? It's hack! Do you understand the laser sword? It's thorns and drags! Do you know the laser axe? It's chop! You ah, all let the King Kong spin in their hands! ! 361 degrees, more love or anger? You haven't watched a Hong Kong Shaw Brothers movie, have you at least watched Quentin's Killing Bill? Did you steal all the actions in the 70 people and use the head office? Have you at least seen the remake of King Kong? You stole all that King Kong fights with two dinosaurs and replaced them with Optimus Prime and fights with the two planes, okay? all right, all Right, you can spin with the knife, they are all from the same faction...How do you explain the spinning with the gun? Mai b, I called you brother, I gave you the unspoken rules, okay? Transformers shoot with guns in their hands. You still have to turn, shoot, turn around gorgeously, and shoot again? From episode 1 to episode 3! This foolish situation? The laser gun is not enough energy to reload it? Or are you able to dump bullets if you see too many wanted warrants? Don't you understand Transformers? At least it's a King Kong, right? King Kong is at least a bit dignified, right? Don't you let a high-precision electronic steel giant, hiding behind a rock like an idiot, occasionally poking out and shooting two shots, and then hiding again? Don't you let a giant who was captured holding his head in his hands and dragged out in frustration for execution, okay? Idiots know that they will use all high-tech means to fight their opponents to the last level of energy! I saw the Autobots being "captured" by the Decepticons and squatting on the ground with their heads in both hands. I almost wanted to use 3D glasses in my eyes! Are you still captive and holding your head? Do you want to drag it in and insult Chrysanthemum? Do you want to search and wash your body with talcum powder? Seeing the middle section, my nerve terminal completely collapsed. My IQ dropped below my hips, which is what I can't stand the most-Mai b! Your IQ is low, your brain gray matter is transferred to the soles of your feet and become corns? You don’t want the Special Forces King Kong to follow the low b, okay? You let the unspoken human actors have a low IQ, don't you let the pure King Kong also follow the low IQ, okay? Nanotechnology cutting-edge technology war machine! Do you ask the special forces to get a sniper rifle and shoot Transformers in the eyes? ? Then send a death squad to take c4 to stick to the King Kong’s feet and blast? The Chinese army liberated Nanjing and bombed tanks? All radars are concentrated on the eyes, and the rest are scrap iron and tofu residue, right? Ok, yes, the eyes are the nerve center, and the body will react after the neutron bomb. I think, you let the special forces fall from the sky and fall behind the Transformers for a sneak attack? Are you playing Modern Warfare 2 too much, right? Do you want to take a Rocky knife to saw the diamonds' necks from behind? Is it good to saw the oil pipeline? Is it okay to shoot the Autobot’s tires with a gun? nanotechnology! It automatically tracks and locks enemies and heat-generating weapons within a radius of several kilometers. The first scene of the first episode of Mai has been explained! You forgot all about it in episode 3, didn't you? When you are filming and watching the script, don’t just think about the unspoken rules after work, okay? That tentacle boss, I love it, I watched the jpg photo n times, you let him be covered by the parachute cloth of the 101st Airborne Division of the Special Forces, and then he was shot to death by the Special Forces? This foolish situation? that Rape-horned Starscream, did you let it be shot in the eye by a male pig's gun? Then dragged to death? I don’t understand this one ten thousand. A steel cable launcher carried in a human hand is actually comparable in size to King Kong’s big eyes? Then he was hit by a manual operation? When I shot it, I was shouting, rolling, my eye, my eye, eye, you shit! Furu! Just cut everything off, don’t cut it, you transform into a plane and drag the male pig into the air and fall to death. Instead, don’t let a few tons of iron be dragged to the ground by a human with underdeveloped brains, Furu! The most unacceptable! The Decepticons were actually persuaded by the unspoken rules of fake breast sausage piglets with 15 seconds of eloquence! This foolish situation? Nanotechnology refines the mind, will you be persuaded by your fake big-wave brainless female pig? You use a hundred human negotiators to talk to it, and within a second, the Decepticons can display all the plans you can think of. Oh, you are actually inspired by your sausage mouth to change the ending? ? Do you feel that there are no unspoken rules for female pigs? Or did the female pig unspoken rules about the Decepticons? ? I know that, just like when the 3d meat futon was launched, no matter how bad the public evaluation is, it cannot prevent batches of motherland party members and people from following the group to observe and research in Hong Kong. It's okay. Watching more negative opinions will reduce expectations and increase the cost-effectiveness of bad movies. If you are determined to watch it before watching it, it is recommended to pay attention to the following points: 1. Whether the human plot and the King Kong plot are connected? Too blunt 2. How many human dialogues are there, how many human images can be deleted or replaced with King Kong 3. How many King Kong appeared for no reason without explaining the identity and transformation process 4. In the end, they were helpless by humans How many King Kongs were killed, accounting for a few percent. 5. How many King Kongs were reasonably destroyed. 6. After reading this, if McBay is sitting next to you, the one thing you most want to say is What? I just think that most people who have a certain aesthetic and IQ will hope that the following headline will appear in major newspapers after reading it-"McBay and a certain actress sex video went viral on the Internet" "Change 3 heroines" Be beaten by a fan for life," "Change 3 screenwriter Ilan Kruger smashed in the street market" "Change 3 encounters Waterloo, box office runs counter to word of mouth" Finally, I will talk about the advertisement that Yili heavily put in it. A multi-million-dollar insertion is very likely to have the opposite effect-very simple, the audience thinks that people who drink shuhua milk have a walnut silly brain with Wang Shen's throat, and after drinking it is equivalent to jumping out of the window and committing suicide. 2011.07.07
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