Oh God, return my uncle Michael to me

Cleora 2021-12-26 08:01:15

I forgot to say it at the very beginning when I wrote it before...This is an irresponsible Tucao post. Strictly speaking, it is not a film review. Anyway, this post is in an unfinished state. I will update it from time to time. Thank you.

I have to explain that I currently give three The status of the stars, because I found that Birkoff and Amanda in this new drama are not bad, so I give one star to the last star to the long-lost Asian protagonist. Although Maggie Q is not a Chinese, he can be an Oriental in this white Hollywood It is not easy to break through the sky, so encouragement
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As the 1997 TV version of La Femme Nikita (LFN) A loyal fan, my remake of this drama (restart the new concept as you say) is a mixed blessing and sorrow for the character of Nikita. This setting is still not forgotten and can be injected with new life. Worry is to see this cup. After the cast, my fragile heart sank drop by drop. And the tableware in that cup is Michael, played by Shane West.

How good is the 97 version of Uncle Michael? Every LFN fan has a Michael in his heart, but there is no doubt that no one will dislike the role of Michael after watching LFN. Uncle Michael is cool and handsome, handsome and wise, wise and ruthless, ruthless and soft, soft and rigid, rigid in the middle... (I am completely messy)

The best section I have ever described for Uncle Michael Repost the text here: "An indestructible man (but will shed tears for you), an invincible man (whether an enemy or a woman), a strategizing man (but he can disregard principles for you), a wise and steady man (But you will be in chaos for you), a calm and determined man (don’t you love me? Regain lost ground in one sentence), a cold but affectionate man (can give your life for you), a man with a charming smile (a flash in the pan) Beauty), a man who cannot be possessed but is close at hand (the best state of love), and more importantly, his handsomeness cannot be described in words."nuf said

HC At this point, I suddenly realized that I was here to complain, waved away my infinite longing and love for the original Uncle Michael, and yelled solemnly: CW returns my Uncle Michael to me! ! ! ! ! (I’m sorry to all the students who like Shane West, you can stop watching.)

Who is Shane West, the new Michael’s actor? The best thing about this guy is to play with Mandy Moore. A Walk to Remember, that movie is at best a Hollywood version of Qiong Yao drama + PC drama, not to mention that Mandy Moore, who was originally mediocre in acting in this drama, seemed to be possessed by Meryl Streep in front of Shane West. But because the movies he has starred in are not too famous and not too famous, I didn't have any particular likes or dislikes for him. Look at the biggest idea before: SW is really a super non-existent tube. Although it is more than enough to play Passerby A, it is a pity that acting as the number one male agent, Uncle Michael, is a bit tender. Another vicious thing is: Are all American actors dead? Is it so difficult to find a slightly more connotative one.

But when Mr. SW first appeared on the stage in Nikita, my little heart was shattered gorgeously. I dare to ask, sir, do you have poor eyesight? When you want to do a dangerous state, let’s not roll the fisheyes, okay, then lower your head slightly and turn your eyes up at a 45-degree angle. This gentleman’s expression at this moment is just as bad as your face. The four-character "I am dangerous" has been written. Are you afraid that people will not see that you are a government agent?

Oh wait, it is indeed hard to see, how can a secret service agency of a government secret agency stand in the detention center with such carelessness, watching three big men bullying a little woman. No, I don't mean that he should come forward, but that in the 21st century with prosperous technology, can't the leading agent of Division sit leisurely in his office, drinking coffee and watching this scene with a monitor? Is it possible that in addition to missions, he has to run around in major detention centers in the United States to find out who has the potential to be a spy? Doesn't Division have any personnel department responsible for such things? In this case, Division would really exploit its employees, no wonder Nikita tried her best to escape.
Well, the above is a complaint to the choreographer, not the crime of SW.

Of course, the first act of SW hasn't spoken yet, so it's just a prelude to the cup. The second act is where I really fell. Alex woke up and found himself in an unfamiliar environment. He opened his eyes and saw the big cool brother Michael standing in front of him with his hands in, so he was shocked.

Big cool brother said I was crazy again, this is the US version of Zhou Xun? ! The ecstasy goose's voice appeared flatter after deliberately lowering it. There is also the utterance with an olive-like accent, and there is actually a trace of suspicion of imitating our old version of Uncle Michael's whispering softly, but it can only make people unable to hear what he is saying.

I don’t know if it’s my illusion. Big cool guy seems to like to use eyebrows to act. Even if the eyebrows are really the window grilles of the soul, they are also used to embellish the windows. In turn, it is not right to let the window grilles grab the show. It's a pity that the windows of SW's house are empty inside and outside, and they can only be drawn by the windows to support the facade.

But what is even more sad is that every time he raises the window grilles, the lines on his forehead are particularly obvious. Since he also specially left his beard to cover his baby face, I think the purpose of raising his forehead lines is to highlight his mature and reserved. But mature men don’t know how to express their joy, so please learn what is cool before you play cool. Either the eyes are turning from the bottom up or it is cool, it may also be a sign of a goat's madness.

In addition, this gentleman has a special habit of ringing the chest with his hands or trouser pockets. Is there any hidden disease on your hands that cannot be seen by the family? Or are you proud of your belt buckle and have to show it to others? He also particularly likes to make gestures with five fingers flying around his chest. I repeat again, you either pretend to be cool or follow the emoji party line, Make up your mind! This way, sometimes pretending to be cool, sometimes frivolous, and sometimes doing dangerous states, do you think you are acting as a pretender, but there is no decent expression yet.

It doesn't matter if there is no acting skills. It is normal for the character of Michael to be expressionless, even if his eyes are empty, it is understandable. But the problem is that SW can't control his overactive facial nerves, frowning, and his entire facial features are squeezed into the center of the face like a bun, which can be said to have moved his whole body with one shot. And what should I say about his eyes? The eyes are always moving in the three states of glancing slightly downwards/half-rolling eyes/floating eyes. Wouldn't you look straight at people? Even Auggie, the blind classmate in Covert Affairs, has more piercing eyes than him. Since the editor wants him to be cool, I suggest that they let Michael wear sunglasses for 24 hours, at least it can cover his dead fish eyes, and the purpose of pretending to be cool is half of the time.

At this point, I think I still have to say responsibly, I really do not wait to see Shane West because I love the old version of Uncle Michael too deeply. But there are many candidates in my mind who are more suitable for Michael than Shane West. Not to mention, the overall feeling of Sebastien Roberts, who plays Nikita’s ex-boyfriend Daniel, is better than SW. At least he is calmer and has a stronger sense of existence (in the trailer I remember him even after a glimpse of it)

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As far as this drama is concerned, Maggie Q is very unworthy to play Nikita (it is said that she has a flat figure, she is Asian, her face is too long, and her face has many creases, which is not the point of criticism), the newcomer Alex of Shenma The scene is very interesting (please, can this kind of old terrier still be called surprise?), superb action and special effects shots (anyway, this will not be the first drama that sells special effects or the last one), it's all It's floating clouds, you will get used to it after watching it for a long time, just as the general audience will slowly adapt to Jack Xiaoqiang's violence, Lost's entangled plot, DH's soapy narrative and so on.

But this drama really should be the editor and director. For me, the first flaw in this drama is the name of the big villain boss. Everyone will think, you are picking the bones in the egg, there is nothing to dislike about a person's name, but it's just a code name. To this I will answer categorically: No!

In fact, if it’s the name of the ordinary soy sauce king, your name is Amao, Agou, Cuihua Zhaodi, etc. It has nothing to do with me. Anyway, it will pass after a few episodes, but as the biggest Boss in this show at present, the name Percy is really bad. forgive. First of all, the big Boss should be vigorous and shout loudly. Even if it is not as loud as the East Invincible, it must at least be as unrestrained as it is. Of course, American names are relatively poor, which is why many big bad guys often use European names, at least they sound a bit exotic.

But when the name Percy was called out, I immediately saw a rotten straw hat, blue worn overalls, a hoe, a scumbag face, crooked eyes and a slanted mouth, and a strong Southern American accent appeared in my mind. + Nasal, in short, is the brilliant image of an American farmer. It's hard to imagine that in today's cruel society there will be children whose parents don't love them to the point that they named him Percy. I can foresee the miserable life of this child in school.

Let me tell you who the most famous Percy ever is, or what it is: it is a train. Yes, you read that right, it is the train. To be precise, it is the name of a green locomotive in Thomas and Friends in the famous British and American preschool education program (if you are interested, please Baidu). I really can't laugh or cry when such a name is used on a big boss in an action spy drama. Especially when the Birkoff inside said: "Kill me now, or Percy will kill me." I almost didn't vomit on the spot.

Facts have proved that the prerequisite for shouting harsh words must be that the role played out must make people feel cruel enough, and Percy, shout and shout again. He heard the small train rumbling in the distance, that round face, round face. The eyes, the grass-green body, the innocent smile...oh~~ I vomited milk again. If you don’t think this sentence is full of comedic laughter, please shout to me: Help...Percy is here...Hurry up and run... Fell to the ground in a ball of laughter)

This is like changing Lin Daiyu's name to Lin Ahua or Jia Baoyu's name to Jia Goudan, when it will be difficult for people to talk about love poems. As the saying goes, what kind of name goes with what kind of person, this is the most basic lesson for screenwriting. It is not good to say that it is real people and things. It is not good to tamper with history. This is the name made up anyway. Why can't you call it a little more decent? Is there anything wrong with it? Is it really that hard? Do all names in English except Percy have copyrights and cannot be used?

(Flower arrangement: There seems to be a new film "Percy Jackson & the Olympians" released this year. Given that the protagonist of the show, Percy Jackson is a teenage boy, the name is not so strange. Is it possible that the name Percy is going to make a comeback? ?)

So the name of the main character is extremely important, otherwise it is easy to laugh when shouting it out (I am talking about the audience), and I am also sorry for the thousands of big bosses who have resounding names. In my opinion, Percy is a better name than the big boss in The Incredibles whose original name is Buddy. People at least know how to change to a more stylish pseudonym Syndrome. The authors of Nikita don't know if their head is broken by the door or they are really uncreative (given the cliché plot of the first episode is likely to be the latter).

My other big dissatisfaction with the name Percy is: Since you have changed the name of the old version of Operations (how powerful this name is) to a bad name like Percy (let me laugh wildly). Why can't you change Michael's name? Why? Anyway, the whole show has been changed beyond recognition so that I can see it as a completely original new show, so why can't it take a name other than Michael? I realize that American screenwriters are really poorly creative. Almost every drama has a main character named Michael, but since you even come up with such an extraordinary name as Percy, why can’t you help Michael with this? The name of the character? ! Even if they are called Bobby, Tommy, and Joey. If SW is not called this name, if the title is not called Nikita, I might forgive CW, really.

I apologize to the classmates who finished reading this post. This is just a hard-core LFN fan talking nonsense. If you read this post and hear Percy burst into laughter or fall into other sequelae when watching Nikita after reading this post, I will I want to say that this is what I wrote while delirious, so I refuse to take any responsibility for this. Thank you

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second episode,


after watching the second episode, Michael's rolling eyes + Emoji's state is still not improved or even worsened. you continue to despise the cold-blooded agents should not always emotional really do not know how to do the chief killer of

feeling between eight and had Michael and Birkoff good part of this Tucao duo remain in this state that is also ok Shadownet stems can also punchline Although it is low, it is not bad in this kind of play. CW audiences should understand

Maggie Q and Alex...Old bridge section...The person who escaped from the abyss saw a familiar story in another person, so she also took her from the abyss I rescued it and cultivated my alliance by the way. I don’t like this kind of story, but it involves a darker topic...

Amanda is a mature drama in the CW station .... The most eye-catching thing at the moment is that she is more stylish, especially It's called the inquisitor, (this is the name of the famous screenwriter and finally got strong. The good names belong to lesbians). Her role should be the role of a psychologist + military adviser, and then an interrogator. She has a cold, witty and black belly. The type is very good. The actors are in place and strongly demanded to increase the scene. The

final screenwriter is very idiot... What kind of uranium bridge has run out so early... The nuclear weapons are too uncreative. The 97 version of the screenwriter is more powerful. Super munitions are all made up. After more than a decade, the screenwriters are not working

Also, Nikita, you were aiming with such a big rifle and finally you only killed a small one. I feel worthless for that sturdy gun. There are those bad guys who are going to run from upstairs to downstairs. Driving away Nikita just took a gun and ran to a few meters away. Why would they run faster than Nikita. It’s impossible to calculate it. I really treated the audience as an idiot

. The training in the last Division was so boring. That’s right. That black girl and the ugly guy who grow up are those bridges...It's just the secret agent version of gossip girl/90201/melrose place (CW's stalk anyway). Women are embarrassed by women, and there are men who are both left and right. I will continue to follow. It's not the turn of the devil vampire to play soy sauce.

PS: I thought that the actors who selected CW were all from the Appearance Association. The guy at Thom completely overthrew my idea... alas, I can't even look good at CW. What are the advantages?

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third episode,
I almost feel helpless... First of all, such a powerful spy organization in Division actually uses brown glass... I have never seen such a weak spy organization, even ordinary police stations have single-sided glass ...Did you suddenly run out of money after the renovation? Or did you spend all your money on publicity?!

Brother Michael doesn't know if this gentleman is based on unspoken rules. In terms of intelligence analysis ability, there is no such thing as Alex. The grass bird is strong, and it is unreasonable to take her into the operation room after she analyzes it. He can't spread the word by himself. Fighting is not as ruthless as Nikita...How the chief agent did it...I Knowing that the protagonist in the American drama always has extraordinary insight, proud skill, superhuman wisdom and inhuman willpower blahblah... But you can't just design the chief agent as an incompetent person.

I found that the only person in Division who is capable of doing business seems to be Birkoff alone. Others can only do cool expressions + give out missions. It is a pity that Birkoff is in a group of incompetent soy sauce kings and can only be full of black lines

. The current plot in the US TV series Must it be black and white? Good people hate and hate bad people. If you don’t do anything evil, you have to set the Division to be an organization that even smuggles drugs to watch it? Seeing this segment, I deeply feel that Nikita has fallen into it. It’s cliché... I hope that the audience of this show is not really that stupid because the current development is too dull... The characters who require a little bit of depth are not too developed...

Write here and find that Nkita is the biggest The problem is not the actors, but the most dazzling actions of these screenwriters in spy dramas today, with the most high-tech equipment and the most dazzling actions seem to be not the most important. After all, an excellent drama is still driven by the characters and the plot...Nikita What is missing is this

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  • Sammy 2022-03-28 09:01:06

    I'm not interested anymore

  • Cleta 2022-04-23 07:03:06

    It turns out that Owen is the male protagonist of the god of death, cool! Macs can really play Batman. Nikita has a yellow face.