The film was normal at the beginning, and soon began KUSO-the hero was poisoned on the battlefield and fell to the ground, thinking that his death was approaching, so his cousin who later became a one-time villain (the cousin looked pretty good, little pigtail) Meng) immediately buried him in water and burned his corpse without hesitation. He didn't expect to let his adoptive father (his uncle, the king in the Chinese title) see the last side of the corpse... well, just treat it as a local custom. Then the male protagonist, who was treated as a corpse, was lying on a small wooden boat that was walking and burning, and he floated from Britain to Ireland... What kind of technical level is this! Are you really making a period movie and not a science fiction movie!
The real KUSO of the story started here. As soon as the actor drifted to Ireland, the heroine became telepathic. So, the brain-disabled heroine who had decided to run away from home to fight the marriage contract found a more brain-disabled male protagonist on the beach. , Immediately estrus, drag him back to his secret base, strip off (his and own) clothes, play with human body warmth, and force the maid who "has not touched a man in fifteen years" to participate in 3P, and the cinema is full of laughter , As well as the terrible cry from time to time by a child under the age of three according to my visual observation. By the way, at that time, the so-called unmarried girl should not be older than eighteen years old. The heroine's two eye bags are not convincing at all... Of course, what is even less convincing is the looks of her and the male protagonist. Look at these two people. Close-ups come and close-ups, you and I are very optic nerves...I don’t want to see you like Johnny every day, but no matter how you say it, you must at least have the level of Natalie Portman and Orlando. Gu Yue!
Then the male protagonist proposed to the female protagonist on behalf of his uncle-eh, how come this plot is so familiar, oh think of it, the original movie is Wagner !)——Then the marriage proposal was successful, the hero and heroine transformed from a private appointment to an extramarital affair, and then was discovered by his uncle. The brains of the process were narrated one by one. By the way, we also crooked a lot of the relationship between the hero and the uncle... …Uncle King is generous and handsome (and didn’t die in the end), really a good guy TAT
In short, this story finally tells us that if you want to be a good king, you must dare to cuckold (as for the male protagonist who makes the king cuckold, of course he will die in the end), and you must pay more attention to you dear than a woman. Friends. And the king's heart is the tolerant heart who dared to cuckold. With this kind of tolerant heart, there will be grateful adulterers who will drop the adulterous at a critical moment and die for you, and your king's career will have a future. The magnanimity is immortal... it's over.
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