"Alice in Wonderland": About the six possible impossibility of the movie (with Carroll's Alice chess book attached)

Johnnie 2021-10-18 09:29:27

Possibly one, the script: its mashup style may imitate the sharp brother. The female screenwriter combines the two original works, the D&D Dragon Slaying Process and a spoonful of Disney classic bridge segments, and presents a mixed black fairy tale snack to the audience (shrinking drink X1 + growth cake X1), ensuring that you are stretched like Alice. Desperate, dumbfounding.


Possibility two, director: Tim Burton may have compromised this time, or he got cataracts when he chose the script and the female lead. The usual Gothic style is continued, but this can only add to the icing on the cake for a movie with a good script, and cannot restore a movie with a bad script. Johnny Depp couldn't save the scene either. (Of course, for their fans, the plot is always secondary.)


Possibility three, visual effects: James Cameron may have been to Wonderland a long time ago. What should i say? I convinced myself that it was Tim Burton's Wonderland (it is true). Why is the planet Pandora in Avatar still lingering in my mind?


Possibility four, roles: each role may not have read the original well (of course, after such a terrible adaptation of the original, they have little room for display). Alice grew up from a loli to a girl, but she lacks the intellectual beauty and literary temperament of her sister back then (see the part about her sister at the beginning and the end of the original book), and she has no personality at all; Johnny Depp's hatter has the madness of an artist. The plot has turned him into a revolutionary who is pretended to be insane because of his national humiliation and family hatred; the caterpillar is the prophetic priest; the rabbit is of course Fugener; the laziest dormouse has become an ADHD patient; the Cheshire cat is Tom. The mixture of Bombardier and Gandalf, with great magical powers but not in the world; the dragon is still the dragon, and the strange bird is the ring spirit; as for the big-headed doll Red Queen and Guo Furong White Queen, I would be lazy to mention it again... I even thought I have a chance to see Aslan...


Possibility five, ending: Alice wants to be a business, and may want to sell opium to China. This ending (including my suggestion) may cause a series of analysis and criticism of post-colonial + post-modern + feminism, but I think: Alice herself may have breathed out those smoke a long time ago. Think about it, why is the water pipe smoked by the caterpillar so thick? What are the similarities between her fantasy and the strange scenes in Coleridge (Coleridge is also an addict) "A Rime of the Ancient Mariner" and "Khubilai Khan"? Maybe this girl thought someone would like this magical medicine in the magical East. As a result... (history lovers may wish to gossip about the relationship between Alice and one crow and two crows)


Sixth possibility, overall: if you have watched movies before In the case of The Chronicles of Narnia, you might think that Lewis Carroll and CS Lewis are the same person. (I won’t explain this)


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Alice, when Lori grows up to be a girl, once she loses the cultivation of Carol sirocco, even if you once had thousands of styles, who are you now? Say?





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Carroll’s Alice chess score (mentioned in the second "Alice in the Mirror" )


Explanation:
The following is a chess score. It has puzzled some of my readers. Therefore, I think it's best to talk about its moves here. The plot in the story is completely consistent with the moves of this game. Of course, the order of the white and red moves may not be so strict. In addition, the story only uses the plot of the three queens entering the castle to show the way of "protecting the king with a car" (the rook in chess, English Castle, means castle-Translator's Note). However, readers only need to set the chess out and follow the instructions below to see that the sixth step is against the "general" of the white king, the seventh step takes the red knight (horse), and the final checkmate red king. , Are in full compliance with the rules of chess.

The characters in the story and the chess pieces represented by the

white chess
jingle brother: Che Daisy: little pawn
Unicorn: knight Haifa: little pawn
Sheep: Like oysters: Newbie
White Houailisi: pawns
White king deer: pawns
older people: like oysters: Newbie
White Knight: Knights of the Sea him: Newbie
jingle large: car Daisy: pawns

red chess
Dumpty: car Daisy: Newbie
carpenter : Knight messenger: Newbie
walrus: like oysters: pawns
after red lily: Newbie
red rose: Newbie
crow: like oysters: Newbie
red Knight: Knight frog: Newbie
lion: car daisy: Newbie

white

white Death (Alice) go first , To the eleventh step to win.

1. After Alice encounters red; 1. The red queen goes to the fourth grid of the Wangyi car train
2. Alice goes through the third grid in the back row (by train) to the fourth grid in the back row (Ding Dang Da and Ding Dang brother); 2. White queen to the fourth grid in the rear wing elephant column (chasing shawl)
3.After Alice meets white (wearing a shawl); 3. The white queen goes to the fifth grid in the rear-wing elephant column (becomes a sheep)
4.Alice goes to the fifth grid (small shop, river, small shop) in the back row; 4. The white queen goes to the eighth grid in the Wang Yixiang column (put the egg on the shelf)
5.Alice goes to the sixth grid in the back row (short fat man); 5. The white queen goes to the eighth grid of the rear wing elephant column (fly away from the red knight)
6. Alice goes to the seventh grid (woods) in the back row; 6. Red knight to the second grid of the king column (general)
7.The white knight eats the red knight; 7. The white knight to the fifth grid of the Wang Yixiang column
8. Alice goes to the eighth grid in the back row (crowned); 8. Red Queen to the central area of ​​Wanglie (assessment)
9. After Alice is promoted; 9. Guardian
10. Car care Alice (banquet); 10. The sixth row of the white queen to the rear wing (soup)
11. Alice wins after eating red

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Extended Reading

Alice in Wonderland quotes

  • Alice Kingsley: I'm sorry, Hamish. I can't marry you. You're not the right man for me. And there's that trouble with your digestion.

    [Alice walks over to her sister]

    Alice Kingsley: I love you, Margaret, but this is my life. I'll decide what to do with it.

    [Alice turns to Lowell, meeting his sour look with a stern glare]

    Alice Kingsley: You're lucky to have my sister for your wife, Lowell, and be good to her. I'll be watching very closely.

    [Alice goes up to Aunt Imogene and takes her hands]

    Alice Kingsley: There is no prince, Aunt Imogene. You need to talk to someone about these delusions.

    [Alice walks past Lady Ascot, looking sternly at her]

    Alice Kingsley: I happen to love rabbits, especially white ones.

    [Alice goes up to her mother]

    Alice Kingsley: Don't worry, Mother. I'll find something useful to do with my life.

    [Alice turns to the Chattaway sisters]

    Alice Kingsley: You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream.

    Lord Ascot: You've left me out.

    Alice Kingsley: No, I haven't, sir. You and I have business to discuss.

    Lord Ascot: Shall we speak in the study?

    [Alice smiles and starts to head to the house, when suddenly she turns back to the crowd]

    Alice Kingsley: Oh. And one more thing.

    [Alice lifts the hem of her dress to her knees and does the Futterwacken]

  • [first lines]

    Lord Ascot: Charles, you have lost your senses? This picture is impossible.

    Charles Kingsleigh: Precisely. Gentlemen, the only way to achieve the impossible, is to believe it's possible.