A noob's obscenity

Pearl 2022-09-09 06:01:51

As a wilderness lover, I would like to say: You are so lucky if you are not dead! You have made almost all the mistakes in the jungle:

1. You have fallen into a swamp and have no experience in self-help. You obviously have a backpack on your back. You have to take off the life-saving straw and throw it away. You can put the backpack in front of your arms and press with both hands to increase the force. Area, get out of the swamp, if you don’t succeed, take a rope and try to wrap it around the branches, so you can get out of danger.
Second, falling into the water in the rapids, I am most afraid of the impact of the bottom rock. The feet should be in front and the knees should be slightly bent. Is the male protagonist's head in the front to be harder than the rock?
3. Don’t walk at night in the jungle. It’s getting dark very fast, and you can’t see your fingers
. The primitive jungle is most afraid of various parasites, bacteria and wound infections. The wounds in the jungle are very susceptible to infection. They quickly ulcerate and cause high fever, random dehydration and confusion. Die Alice. The male protagonist was actually wet and covered with wounds for half a month. He died early in reality. You should always pay attention to the dryness of the wound.
Fifth, shelter shelter shelters. In the jungle, vines and leaves can be used to build shelters away from the ground, away from poisonous insects. And beasts. The male protagonist lay on the ground every day, only three results were killed by wild beasts, killed by poisonous insects, and killed by the cold.
Six, did you bring a lighter on a jungle adventure? lighter? lighter? That thing will be discarded if it gets wet.
Seven, it is necessary for jungle adventure: flint, knife, rope. You don't have it either.
In the final conclusion, the spirit is commendable, the action is idiot, and the work of obscenity.

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Jungle quotes

  • Yossi Ghinsberg: I told my parents I'd be back in a year, but I don't think I'm ever going back.

  • Karl: This is the last frontier on earth. Still alive, still wild. Not for long. We don't like wild. We don't like untamed. We're obsessed with control. So, we ruin the whole planet, and pride ourselves for creating stupid national parks with stupid rangers in stupid hats to protect what's already gone. Why? Cause we're scared. The jungle shows us what we really are. We're nothing. We're a joke. God fucked up.