No zuo no die Wilderness Survival Negative Teaching Material

Demetrius 2022-05-25 16:35:16

As a pseudo-outdoor enthusiast, I have watched too many episodes of Bell’s Wilderness Survival, and then look at this Harry Potter version of Wilderness Survival. I just want to say that it is weak.

It is wrong to organize a group to find the lost tribe, Harry Potter, do you know the details of this team leader, how do you understand the physical fitness of your teammates? Confirm that something happened to your teammates will not leave you behind?

Halfway to eat the grilled monkey, the rookie who wants to vomit, probably has never seen Bell eat bugs.

Halfway down, someone had a bad foot and couldn't walk. The leader suggested to return. This is a good team leader. Don't give up or give up. There is only one small life. The goal is always there. Next time you come, Harry Potter just won't listen, not to mention his own feet are rotten, and he can do it.

Bully the mountains and not the water, play rafting in the Amazon jungle, don't kill yourself, don't blame God for bullying you. Hit it, feel good.

One person was separated, the tour guide said to walk along the water, why have to mess around in the woods. There are no primitive tribes in the Amazon. There are many people by the river, drinking Coke, singing, and walking along the river for two days.

I have to abuse myself, eat hairy eggs, be bitten by red fire ants, and cannot understand.

In short, this is an outdoor rookie self-abuse story, the person watching it sighed, silly boy, why are you so stupid.

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Extended Reading

Jungle quotes

  • Yossi Ghinsberg: I told my parents I'd be back in a year, but I don't think I'm ever going back.

  • Karl: This is the last frontier on earth. Still alive, still wild. Not for long. We don't like wild. We don't like untamed. We're obsessed with control. So, we ruin the whole planet, and pride ourselves for creating stupid national parks with stupid rangers in stupid hats to protect what's already gone. Why? Cause we're scared. The jungle shows us what we really are. We're nothing. We're a joke. God fucked up.