Just try hard to YY!

Winfield 2021-12-06 19:21:06

Tell you, don't you know how depressed I am after reading it? Who told me that the hero was so handsome that he wanted to commit a crime, I can’t remember, anyway, now I want to greet your mother. What the hell is this...
If you take off the vampire's coat and kick the beautiful natural scenery away, this is a sloppy movie. It doesn’t matter if you pick it up and shake it off, it’s all farts. I’m really thundered. arrive. Say that the actor is handsome, do you like "rolling your eyes"? It's so good, so good, sorry, only dialects can describe how I feel when I see him, like an insect, fat and juicy, to greet dear audience friends at an angle of 45°. Which route are you going to take? Can you not always show your "beauty tip" in front of the camera? Wouldn't you face the audience with a straight face? Let your eyes that are said to be affectionate and clear will always be looming under the shadow of your brow bones. OK, I know that you are of Europa race, with high nose bridge and concave eyes. If you occasionally use your front face, it will not destroy the pale and handsome image you have worked hard to create. Look at other people's "pretty soup, old P, and Anthony" as vampires. , People use the face and temperament to conquer the audience, do you always use squint to emphasize the focus of the picture?
There are also plots, plots, it is said that they are open abroad, but you, the hero and heroine, love it too inexplicably, right? Why can two people look at mung beans eye to eye? You photograph the two people below who are so in love and weeping, so you have to have a basis to live and die? You can't just fall in love with a pair of eyes just like the cafeteria, can you? You don't do serious things all day to patronize the YY. If you do this, you will vomit blood and commit suicide for the "love" that has been ruined by many screenwriters. As a "sexual girl" who often thinks of vampire classmates as her dream lover, I really can't bear to see it, you, pure white as snow, as clean as a vampire like Xiao Su, my heart has been made cold by you. Wow, it's cold... You are just a pictorial, a flat one, just stick to it. How can you have a vampire's "righteous and evil" style?
The more I say it, the more angry I get. Who deceived my innocent feelings and told me that this is a movie made up of handsome guys, beauties, love, and conspiracy? Let me correct this point of view:
Handsome guy: Brother cricket who always likes to hold the "beauty tip" at the camera.
Beauty: "Moldy girl" who thinks she has a very personal character.
Love: It’s an inexplicable bastard looking at the mung bean
conspiracy: I’m looking for it throughout, without one
last sentence, the director, can you take pictures of them flying around in the sky to admire the beautiful scenery, let the "beauty tip" change to hold the girl The way of the Lord, you are a big foreign brand, didn’t you watch "Tarzan of the Apes" when you were a kid? Do you know that Taishan is jumping around in nature with Jane in this way, jumping up and down, don't you know that this destroys the beauty of nature?
I hate it, it's upset when you look at it...you can just YY at home by yourself...

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  • Isabella Swan: Who are they?

    Angela Weber: The Cullens.

    Jessica Stanley: They're, um, Dr. and Mrs. Cullen's foster kids. They moved down here from Alaska, like, a few years ago.

    Angela Weber: They kinda keep to themselves.

    Jessica Stanley: Yeah 'cause they're all together, like TOGETHER together. Uh, the blonde girl, that's Rosalie, and the big dark-haired guy, Emmett, they're like a thing. I'm not even sure that's legal.

    Angela Weber: Jess, they're not actually related.

    Jessica Stanley: Yeah, but they live together. It's weird-and, okay, the little dark-haired girl is Alice. She's REALLY weird, and, um, she's with Jasper, the blonde one who looks like he's in pain.

  • Angela Weber: Smile!

    [camera clicks]

    Isabella Swan: Okay.

    Angela Weber: Sorry, I needed a candid for the feature

    Eric Yorkie: The Feature's dead Angela, don't bring it up again!

    Isabella Swan: It's okay, I just...

    Eric Yorkie: I-I got your back baby.

    Angela Weber: I guess we'll just run another editorial on... Teen Drinking...

    Isabella Swan: You know, you could always go for... eating disorders? Speedo padding on the swim team.

    Angela Weber: Actually, that's a good one...

    Jessica Stanley: Kirk right?

    Angela Weber: [in unison] Kirk.

    Jessica Stanley: That's exactly what I thought.

    Angela Weber: We're talking "Olympic Sized".

    Jessica Stanley: There's no way - he's so skinny, it doesn't make sense.

    Angela Weber: Totally.