A copycat Chinese martial arts drama

Buddy 2021-10-18 09:29:22

1. Whether it is the first or second part, it tells us a truth: Chinese traditional martial arts teaches us that we can kick a dick if we can't beat it. This is effective for people and Transformers. In the first episode, the inexplicable Terran soldier rode a broken motorcycle with a small pistol and rushed to the Decepticon camp. After a sweeping sweep of the opponent, it hung up. Before the Hornet was behind, the door was bombarded for a long time. No response. . . . Also, in the second episode, the combined Big Mac seemed to be done fiercely, and it was done by humans with a single shot? Why? Didn't you see the two balls dangling under his crotch when he climbed the pyramid? By the way, that is Dandan! Dandan is so outside, can it not be seconds? This reminds us that no matter what age, earthlings, aliens, and iron gear workers must practice their yang skills



. 2. There are so many guns on Transformers, missiles, lasers, and ultrasonic weapons. You see them fired. How many shots? Basically, they were jealous when they met. Ping-pong-pong shirtless began to fight in group fights, resolutely not using long-range weapons. Optimus Prime was even better. There was a pocket knife hidden in the sleeve of the tube, and he was stuck one by one, but he was stuck by someone else. This shows that Transformers are also very narrow-minded, fighting with each other resolutely without hidden weapons. After watching episodes 1-2, which main positive character/villain was shot to death? (Except for those who were beaten in the first episode and beaten in the second episode...)



3. The Autobots are obviously martial arts decent, and none of them can fly, which means they are all straight. But just die, unlike other decepticons, who flee if they say they want to escape. It's better to escape than corrupt officials in our country. Skyfire and THE FALLEN's move is instantaneous, obviously it is Lingbo's microstep!



4. The fallen humans used a shotgun to destroy the Desperados almost before the fallen stage, and they are about to start shaking ~ before the fall of THE FALLEN comes out, suck all the tank vehicles and waste them (here Definitely possessed by Magneto). . . Pay attention, that trick is absolutely the same as the Dafa of attracting stars. . . All the tanks will hang up after one suck



5. Optimus Prime finally failed to defeat the fallen Skyfire and said: Sacrifice me alone and benefit thousands of families! Then I threw down a very old and messy sentence: Receive my power, but you have to be careful, this power is very powerful! Then Optimus Prime directly sucked the skyfire and turned into GP03, and extinguished the so-called last PRIME within 30 seconds. . . . . This is obviously a plagiarism from Xiaoyaozi who passed the merits to Xuzhu. . . . . By the way, I'm still thinking about how he can become so integrated? Transform into a flying truck? As a result, they threw the old man's bones to the ground as soon as they finished the fight. . . . This is a lifelong skill of others. . . . . Throw it when you say throw it. You said that the Decepticons don't bully who you bully?



By the way, the remote control car madman that appeared inside is very, very wretched. . . . Classic lines emerge endlessly. For

example, the agent of Section 7 said to the heroine: We have spent so many years looking for aliens, but you actually tied him like a dog?

And the remote control car madman even hugged the female after being recruited. The protagonist's feet hump violently, while shouting: say my name, say my name! I really laughed crazy. . . . . . This paragraph hasn't been cut off. It is estimated that domestic robots like Yunyu can't be used by river crabs or Wenguang idiots who don't understand this English sentence. . . . You can pay attention to it when you watch it. . . . . .

Finally, at the beginning of the movie, when the military got the big wheel, there was a sign in the background that read: Metersbonwe. . . . I got thundered

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Extended Reading
  • Kylee 2022-03-24 09:01:13

    Excited when there is no first part

  • Zack 2021-10-20 19:00:16

    Can't help but look at it, the value of the money. Regardless of what the comments say, what I love is seeing old shells who are fried or fried. Bei, this old bastard, that's great!

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen quotes

  • [from director's cut]

    Sam Witwicky: Bumblebee, just hear me out okay? You know, freshmen aren't allowed to have cars, that's all it is. It is best for both of us. I know it doesn't sound like it but... you're an Autobot, you shouldn't be living in my dad's garage. I mean you're suffocating in here. Hey will you look at me please? Hey, come on big guy...

    [gives Bumblebee a hug]

    Sam Witwicky: Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job. It's over with. You've gotta be something else, you've got have a bigger purpose then just me, Bee! I can't be the end all deal in your life!

    Bumblebee: What is YOUR purpose, Sam?

    Sam Witwicky: I don't know. I... I wanna be normal, I want to go to college. Everybody has this, and I should be able to experience this. And I can't do that with you.

    [Bumblebee bursts into tears; literally, with his windscreen cleaners malfunctioning]

  • Sam Witwicky: [to Alice and Leo as they enter the room to find he's written in Cybertronian all over the walls] Hey! You ever have a song stuck in your head? Its like the worst song ever, but you cant help but whistle it or sing it cause it repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself. Kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar.

    Leo Spitz: Dude, what the eff?

    Sam Witwicky: I know you're freaking out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head. Now it's on the walls. Everything is good.