-I promise. I do.
Do you promise to stop talking about your ability to find or not find my vagina after I give birth?
-I do.
Do you promise to let me carve in my spare time, and teach our daughter the lore of the great Mississippi?
-I do.
Do you promise never to develop a thing for seahorses?
-I do.
Do you promise to let our daughter be fat or skinny or any weight at all? Because we want her to be happy, no matter what. Being obsessed with weight is too clich? for our daughter.
-Yes, I do.
Do you promise, when she talks, you'll listen? Like, really listen, especially when she's scared? And that her fights will be your fights?
-I do.
And do you promise that if I die some embarrassing and boring death that you are gonna tell our daughter that her father was killed by Russian soldiers in this hand-in-hand combat in an attempt to save the lives of 850 Chechnyan orphans?
-I do.
This is the best vow I have ever heard! terrific!
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