The most spoof of fairy tales, the most spoof of fairy tales

Lottie 2021-10-18 09:29:21

A long, long time ago, I stayed up late to watch this old movie with a very high imdb rating. I was expecting a cheesy, bubbling fairy tale, but the spoofs in it were almost amusing me, and the story itself is very good, even if there are some small loopholes in the plot, it still looks good!

There was a cute little boy with big eyes who was sick. His grandfather specially came to tell him a story in order to comfort him. The little boy reluctantly put down the baseball game in his hand, couldn't lift the energy to listen to fairy tales, and broke in a few words from time to time.

The story is very simple. The beautiful woman lives on the farm and often assists the handsome guy to work. The handsome guy completes the task as she wants every time. The love lasts for a long time, and the beauty and the handsome guy fall in love. Then the handsome guy went sailing to make money, and what the beauty waited on the farm was the news that the handsome guy was killed by the pirates. Five years later, she accepted the prince's proposal and moved into the castle. Unexpectedly, one day, three bad guys appeared and hijacked the beauty, trying to kill her on the border between the two countries to cause war. On the way to a neighboring country with the beautiful woman, they met a man in black who was chasing after the man in black. The handsome beautiful man puts away his suspicion. In order to get rid of the prince who came to save people, the two passed through the swamp of fire, but they were finally captured by the prince. The prince brought the beautiful woman back to the fort on the condition that he would not hurt the handsome boy, but behind his back the prince imprisoned the handsome boy in the abyss of despair. After repeated repetitions, the beauty finally determined to follow true love. She asked the prince to recall the handsome man, otherwise she would rather die than marry. The prince pretended to agree. In fact, he wanted to kill the beauties on the wedding night to provoke the war between the two countries. The bad guys before were also hired by him. As a result, handsome guys are being tortured, and beautiful women are kept in the dark. Fortunately, the two bad guys who robbed beautiful women were not so bad. They were only hired to act. Among them, the enemy of the swordsman was the prime minister who tortured the handsome guy, and the other giant joined in the fun to help. They came from the abyss of despair. The dying handsome guy was rescued and sent to the wizard to ask for a miracle. The handsome guy was resurrected, but he was weak. So the trio designed to scare away the sixty guards in front of the castle, rushed into the castle, killed the enemy, insulted the prince, and saved the beauty. From then on, the young couple lived happily together.

Ha, it's still a good fairy tale, right? Mainly there are a lot of tickles inside. For example, the little boy who listened to the story couldn’t stand the handsome and beautiful girls coming and going to kiss him at every turn, and he was so tired. Later, he actually protested that the beautiful women wanted to marry the prince and yelled that it was unfair. Until the end, he strongly asked his grandfather to ignore it. Kiss him for a while. In short, it’s not amused~

Summarize the truths learned from the story:

1. If a person can always do what you want, and you have no guilt to support others, then you will probably end up Reconnected.

2. As you wish is a spell. Will hook people's hearts.

3. I will never fall in love with others again-young people who have just lost love often talk about it, but in fact, it will not be long before they break their oath.

4. Be cautious when someone asks for directions.

5. The bad guys’ mantras are very boring, eg: unconceivable? !

6. When you need to drink poisonous alcohol to hit your luck, the logical analysis is not good, it is best to have an antidote or not to invade.

7. If you believe that there is true love between you and him, then don't worry that there will be interference from passers-by, A, B, C, etc. True love will always have a happy ending, especially in the story.

8. Don't believe in the false name of the vibe, which is often not true; don't believe that the handsome guy will be strong in front of you, and soon he will have to swallow that sentence.

9. Girls can be squeamish, but they have to be brave. Everyone will get tired of the burden.

10. Life is indeed unfair, but fairy tales always pay back for evil, and good ends up good.

11. Miracles do exist, but sometimes they happen not so magically, so you don't even realize that it is a miracle.

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Extended Reading
  • Edmond 2022-04-21 09:01:11

    8.5/10. The grandfather told his grandson the fairy tale of "The robber successfully rescued the childhood sweetheart princess who was forcibly married by the evil prince with the help of his friends". It's a romantic/sweet comedy. There are a lot of (nonsensical) humor in the film, and some of the narration children's complaints are also very interesting. The overall level is ≤8.5.

  • Daphney 2021-10-20 19:00:32

    1988 Oscar for Best Music Award, 1987 Toronto International Film Festival Public Choice Award, IMDB: 8.2/10 (92,530 votes) Top 250: #155, one of the 25 classic sci-fi/fantasy films of the Guardian in 2010...so high The word of mouth is really depressing, I really don’t understand why foreigners are so good about it?

The Princess Bride quotes

  • Miracle Max: I'd rather eat lint!

  • Vizzini: You were supposed to be this Colossus. You were this great legendary thing, and yet he gains!

    Fezzik: Well I'm carrying three people, and he got only himself.

    Vizzini: I will not accept excuses I'm just going to have to find myself a new Giant, that's all.

    Fezzik: Don't say that, Vezzini, please.