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Full score for brain holes and dialogue
Devyn 2021-12-25 08:01:27
With a big brain and a peculiar style of painting, Jane Austen couldn't stop talking about his words. Elizabeth, the highest muscle value in history, learned from the Songshan Shaolin in Henan Province, and learned to listen to the flies; the lowest appearance in history, the drake screams Darcy, zombie hunter, the unique hidden weapon to spot flies to identify zombies. The feeling of cp caused by the collision of flies is simply reasonable. The first sentence of opening the door was narrated, "It is a truth universally acknowledged, and the zombies that start eating human brains can't stop", the strength of the original party has no sense of violation. I laughed a headache when I watched it. Dialogue and setting full marks, the following plot is slightly weaker, but still can't bear to deduct points?
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies quotes
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Mr. Bennet: [in narration] It wasn't always like this, my dear daughters. As the century began, Britannia was rich with the fruits of worldwide trade. From the colonies there came not just silks and spices, but a virulent and abominable plague. Naturally many suspected the French were to blame. Are you surprised? Once bitten, the newly infected were filled with an insatiable hunger for the brains of the living. Millions perished, only to rise again as legions of undead. So certain it would seem the end of days had come. But even the four horsemen of the apocalypse are said to have ascended from hell. To protect the living, the Grand Barrier was built. A one hundred foot wall, encircling London. Then excavation began on the royal canal, a vast moat thirty fathoms deep surrounding both the city and its walls. The land twixt the two fortifications became known as The Inbetween. At this time it became fashionable to study the deadly arts of the Orient. Japan for the wealthy. China for the wise. In the second battle of Kent, one of the bridges that cross the royal canal was breached. Ravenous zombie hordes massacred every villager of The Inbetween. It was said the sight of this slaughter drove young King George mad. When the battle was finally won, he ordered the destruction of all the bridges, save one: Hingham Bridge. Which to this day remains the only means by which to cross the royal canal. Many believed the enemy was finally vanquished. The gentry began to leave the safe confines of London's defenses for their newly fortified country estates. But vigilance is still every essence. Remember this. Keep your swords as sharp as your wit. For the ultimate battle between the living and the undead has yet to be staged.
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Mr. Bingley: I hate to see you just standing there. You must dance.
Mr. Darcy: Oh, you know I detest it when I'm not acquainted with my partner.