Mr. Wickham's monologue

Adelbert 2021-12-25 08:01:27

My name is George Wickham, and this name was taken by Master Darcy himself. Although I am just the son of an unknown housekeeper, Master Darcy regards me as his own. He sent me to Master Fitzwilliam's school to study with him, hoping that one day I can also become an educated gentleman. I read a lot of books in school. Unlike those noble young masters, I have no interest in literature, poetry, history and politics. What really attracts me is some emerging subjects, such as astronomy and mathematics. I often think that if there is no such plague, then my whole life should be like my father silently guarding the master, always accompanied by Master Fitzwilliam and Miss Georgiana.
If there wasn't that plague. The ocean-going fleet brought the rare treasures of the far east, the silks mixed with the fascinating spice flavors, the jewels with inexplicable names, the dark-skinned dancers, and the plague. No one knows how the plague started, because its symptoms are no different from ordinary plagues. In this era, it is normal to die from the plague. What happened was that a few months later, the patients who had died suddenly appeared again. They were not still alive, nor could they be considered dead. They began to frantically attack the passing humans, biting fresh flesh, and then dug out their brains and swallowed them. Within a few months, these undead zombies captured most of England, and people built high walls outside London in an attempt to isolate these zombies in the countryside.
Master Darcy was attacked by a zombie when he was recuperating in the country. Master Fitzwilliams and Miss Georgiana stayed by his side endlessly. The doctors tried their best to prevent the black plague from slowly infecting his blood vessels. Master Fitzwilliams spread the anger on my head, because I was supposed to be responsible for the safety of Master Darcy, and he would not let me enter Master Darcy's room again. I can only sneak a glance at the master every night while Master Fitzwilliams is asleep. The master said he didn't blame me, he wanted to be alone in the woods that day. Afterwards the master left, Master Fitzwilliams personally cut off his head. I hid in the bushes next to me in tears, and tried not to cry. I think I must find a way to heal this zombie.
It takes money to do research. Master Darcy promised to give me a sum of money during his lifetime. I asked Master Fitzwilliams for the money, and then went to London to start my research. There has been no progress in research, but the money has been spent. I have to ask Master Fitzwilliams for money again and again, his face is getting worse and worse, and he is giving less and less. I don't blame him. After all, I spend money much faster than ordinary people. He must think I have done some shameful deeds. It’s not that I didn’t want to explain my thoughts to him. Once I even slapped me on the side, but Master Fitzwilliams' temperament changed drastically after the death of Master Darcy. He joined the hunter army that specializes in killing zombies. He just said disdainfully as long as he was. With one breath, he will definitely kill every zombie he encounters. This is the only solution.
Seeing that the money on hand is getting less and less, my research is about to go nowhere. At this time, Miss Georgiana discovered my secret. To my surprise, she actually supported me very much. She said that she had an inheritance but it must be obtained after marriage. She suggested that we fake marriage. I didn't expect Master Fitzwilliams to be so unrelenting. He didn't give us money and never let me see Georgiana again.
I had no choice but to join the army and continue my research with military pay. Soon I made a breakthrough. I discovered that if the zombies were fed pig brains after they became ill, they would not actively attack humans. Although there is still a long way to go to the goal of curing zombies, it can at least make them harmless. In this war between humans and zombies, the scales have slowly turned to zombies. If you don’t think of a solution quickly, humans will soon perish. Although feeding pig brains is not the best way, it is an effective mitigation strategy. What humans need most is more time.
However, I don't have more time. Once accidentally, a docile zombie went mad, and he bit me. The wound is on the chest, and it will not get sick for a while. I am not afraid of death, but I know that my sanity has been sentenced to death. Even more frightening is that four people wearing high hats and masks found me. They are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse from Hell. They said they chose me as the leader of the zombies and wanted me to lead the zombies to bring hell to the world. . When I hesitated and didn't know how to answer, Lizzy appeared. Based on the previous contacts, I found that this bright and sturdy girl was very knowledgeable and intelligent. I think if there is someone other than Miss Georgiana who can understand me, it must be Lizzy. If I die, then maybe she can continue my research. I took her to my secret laboratory and saw the docile zombies. It's a pity that she doesn't understand, maybe the martial arts training she received from childhood has turned her into the same person as Master Fitzwilliams. I am very sad.
My financial situation deteriorated day by day, and I had to ask Lady Catherine to support my research. I hope they see my results and understand its value. Unfortunately, Master Fitzwilliams was also there, and I didn't even have a chance to show them the results. I think maybe this is fate.
At the same time, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse became more and more impatient. They urged me to hurry up, and secretly carried a large number of zombies into London. Relying on bloodletting and blood transfusion, I tried my best to delay the time of my corpse transformation, but I couldn't wait any longer. If I become the zombie king, my sanity will be completely lost, I will be completely controlled by the devil, and humans will not be able to resist the crazy army of zombies. So I thought, it's better to stop yourself and give humans a breathing time in the gap where the four knights are looking for the next zombie king. But I can't judge myself. People who commit suicide are going to hell. It is the home of the Four Horsemen. They have a way to bring me back from hell. I can only find someone to kill me, and this person must be neat enough to ensure that I will never turn over if I die thoroughly.
So I kidnapped Lydia, I hope this will bring Master Fitzwilliams, after all, he is the best zombie hunter. Master Fitzwilliams really came, and Lizzy was with him. The sword cut off my arm and penetrated my chest. I fell to the ground and looked up at the sky. The gray sky is the eternal color of London. I remembered that a hundred years ago, an Italian who liked to watch the stars once said that in scientific research, the prejudice of a thousand individuals is not as good as the speculation of one person. I look good to see the sky in Florence. It must be brighter than that in London. many.

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Damn, it didn't happen.





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Non-original. Not only have I not read the original novel of this novel, but I have also not read the original novel of Jane Austen. I have only watched the 2005 movie and the bbc drama. I basically don't remember the drama, but the movie is really impressive. The film is not too entertaining, and it is slightly subversive. I can’t write a short review and write a long review to commemorate the three hours I spent in order to show it in advance (and the mobile phone was taken away by the security aunt).

The opening was very amazing. Using flies to identify zombies was funny, although I was very curious about how the flies were caught. Wouldn’t you be afraid of suffocation when you put them in a sealed bottle? You see, the fruit flies raised in other laboratories are stuffed cotton. The opening shot was clean and neat, and the cut-throat shots were well received. This is also the characteristic of the action scenes in this film, the violence is simply without blood, and it is also a fight for PG13. Everyone is complaining about Darcy's appearance. To be honest, I cried the first time I saw an actor's photo on IMDb, but I felt it was acceptable in the movie. I have to say that these British broken bangs and Victoria high bow tie really correct the face shape, which makes people feel ugly and cute. In addition, the male protagonist has previously played the crow, Queen Julie's loyal dog in Maleficent.
The five golden flowers in the first dance party is definitely the climax of the whole film. Although the movements are more fancy and embroidered, the momentum is still quite sufficient. The actor who played Lizzy had played Cinderella before. At that time, I felt that there was a deep sense of disobedience. Now I finally understand that it is because Lily James has his own heroic spirit. Is it really not convincing to play weak, or this kind of violence is more appropriate. Boss Jane needs to recharge the actor's face value. According to the setting, Jane is a beautiful woman in the village, but it is really difficult to find a real beautiful woman in each version of the adaptation, and this version is no exception. The remaining three girls are basically playing at the same time and the scenes are extremely limited, so I have not distinguished Kitty and Lydia except that Mary wears glasses to distinguish them. I think if in the end you say that Kitty and Wickham eloped, I will take it all.
Then Collins made his debut, still so dull or so straight. In fact, Collins, who appears as a harlequin every time, is just a straight man with a dead brain and low EQ. Pick a wife first, pick your appearance, but in fact, you can marry anyone, not gentle, not considerate, and incomprehensible, but thinks of it as funny and humorous. In fact, he is not bad, but he lacks the IQ and the ability to feel emotions from the standpoint of others, so he only acts according to his own instincts and learned rules. Those small sad and careful movements may be before he has time to pay attention. Fleeting. Lady Catherine has not been able to clean up Collins. I hope someone can clean him up one day.
Wickham, in military uniform, came next. This is the most failed role in this film selection. As a hidden traitor, is it really good to choose an actor whose face is full of "I'm a bad guy, I'm so scheming"! Besides, he is so ugly! Although everyone on earth knows that he is the villain, Lizzy still doesn't know it. Isn't it good to feel sorry for the actress? In fact, the actor himself is fortunate that this hairstyle is too unbearable to look directly at it.
From here until Wickham eloped with Lydia, it's pretty normal. After Darcy confessed, it is expected that the two of them will not talk. Then came the biggest slot of the film: the final battle.
The setting of this story is like this. After the zombie broke out, everyone built a city wall to surround London. A moat was built outside the city wall. The moat and the city wall are called in-between. Of zombies are starving to death?). There is only one bridge connecting the countryside and in-between.
Next, let's talk about the villain Wickham. Wickham is the zombie king, and he wears the four knights of the apocalypse (Old Wan, did you sneeze?). As a result, the zombie king was uneasy and commanded all the zombies and had to kill Darcy for revenge. The method used was to trick him into it. I’m in a stronghold in the city, and then I don’t want to start talking nonsense. Haven’t you been in "Villain Learning 101"! The final battle was originally thought to be an army of zombies vs. an army of humans led by five golden flowers, but it turned out that there were only three people: Wickham, Darcy, and Lizzy. The zombies are Lizzy who play soy sauce most of the time. The four knights who had been pulling the wind before did not show up in the audience. Do you still have the face to be a knight? So the film came to an end in this shabby battle.
In addition, he extremely despised Darcy's behavior of feeding human brains to gentle zombies who eat pig brains, which is comparable to adding water to others' mitsunobu. If this kind of thing is caught for a lifetime, don't want to mix it in the laboratory!
I really don't understand why the screenwriter has made this vulgar but digging conspiracy but it is not used well. In the end, Wickham turned into a zombie king without even giving any special effects, and he didn't explain why he could become a zombie king with infectious power and no bad face. If it is said that in the previous action scenes, women save men and everything is extra points, then this unknown so-called big conspiracy has nothing to do except discredit Wickham, and all the points added before are deducted. Adult screenwriters, don’t have to think about a conspiracy every time. We can also watch zombies without a conspiracy. Instead of digging the complexity of the story, it’s better to dig out the complexity of the characters. The effect is better and it saves money.

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies quotes

  • Mr. Bennet: [in narration] It wasn't always like this, my dear daughters. As the century began, Britannia was rich with the fruits of worldwide trade. From the colonies there came not just silks and spices, but a virulent and abominable plague. Naturally many suspected the French were to blame. Are you surprised? Once bitten, the newly infected were filled with an insatiable hunger for the brains of the living. Millions perished, only to rise again as legions of undead. So certain it would seem the end of days had come. But even the four horsemen of the apocalypse are said to have ascended from hell. To protect the living, the Grand Barrier was built. A one hundred foot wall, encircling London. Then excavation began on the royal canal, a vast moat thirty fathoms deep surrounding both the city and its walls. The land twixt the two fortifications became known as The Inbetween. At this time it became fashionable to study the deadly arts of the Orient. Japan for the wealthy. China for the wise. In the second battle of Kent, one of the bridges that cross the royal canal was breached. Ravenous zombie hordes massacred every villager of The Inbetween. It was said the sight of this slaughter drove young King George mad. When the battle was finally won, he ordered the destruction of all the bridges, save one: Hingham Bridge. Which to this day remains the only means by which to cross the royal canal. Many believed the enemy was finally vanquished. The gentry began to leave the safe confines of London's defenses for their newly fortified country estates. But vigilance is still every essence. Remember this. Keep your swords as sharp as your wit. For the ultimate battle between the living and the undead has yet to be staged.

  • Mr. Bingley: I hate to see you just standing there. You must dance.

    Mr. Darcy: Oh, you know I detest it when I'm not acquainted with my partner.